Where's that joke

[carlo]

Bit of a long shot but someone posted a brilliant story on here that they'd picked up from another forum; I copied it but have since lost it - can anyone find/remember the Autoshite link? Basically it was a bit of a ruse about a guy telling a long sob story about his wife who he suspected of having an affair, laying in wait for her behind his car, then noticing some rust and asking the forum the best product to remove it. Well, you get the gist anyway! I thought it was really funny.

[Guest]

Dont know but heres another

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/115197

I followed my wife to her love nest, when i was hiding behind my car...I saw her getting sexually pleasured by her lover....behind my car I saw some rust on the bumper....the question is......do I fibre glass or replace the bumper?

 

OR

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 947AAurXY8

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car setting off...as if she had exited the car 'round the corner.

 

Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her?

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

 

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

 

Check out the answers.......

[carlo]

Fantastic! Thanks

[boobydoo]

I woke up this morning to find that some bastard had written 'RETARD' on the windscreen of my car.

 

Took me ages to lick it off.

 

 

Ka-tish!

[autofive]

man sat in the passenger seat of a Scimitar asked the owner

How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same.

 

Scimitar owner replied: It does not matter which one you use, nothing happens

[Volksy]

man sat in the passenger seat of a Scimitar asked the owner

How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same.

 

Scimitar owner replied: ask Princess Anne

 

[Station]

man sat in the passenger seat of an MGF asked the owner

Why is the temperature gauge in the red zone and we're enveloped in a cloud of steam?.

 

MGF owner replied: BASTARD NOT AGAIN