Last call for Micra! UPDATE!!! MOAR PRICKS!!!

[warren t claim]

Due to canceling the insurance the trusty Micra is off to the block soon. If anyone wants a cheap runner with loadsa T+T let me know. Offers around £300 appreciated!Well I have had tens of enquiries lets review the best shall we?Cuntybollocks: Is the Micra still for sale?Me: Yes it is!Cuntybollocks: Would you be interested in a trade for a Wii and balance board???Me: No fuck off!Airhead: What year is it?Me: 1992 as it says in the advert, it aint gt any older! Learn to fucking read....Baffledbillybunter: That gearchange seems stiff and I don't think the shocks are up to carrying my two 18 stone daughters in the back!!!!!Me: *^&&%$£**.I really feel like scrapping it and walking away...... WANKERS!!!!

[warren t claim]

Oh look another text!!!!!Quote: WOTS THE LOEST U WUD TAKE 4 MICRA AN WOT REG ISIT.FUCKTARD!!!!!!!

[pogweasel]

Baffledbillybunter: I don't think the shocks are up to carrying my two 18 stone daughters in the back!!!!!

You should have suggested some kind of HGV.

[VWPowered]

[Cavcraft]

Can't you 'scrappage' it against a 1.0 Corsa?

[eggy]

I cant understand why anyone would text about a car,how hard is it to pick up the phone ans speak,You would get a better idea of the car aswell

[chester drawers]

I really can see why folk scrap stuff in these situations. A mate recently advertised an N plate Carina Solair with 90k on the clock. It was completely reliable and the only notable faults were knackered air con and a slightly blowing exhaust (cat ok). There was plenty of t & t left too.It went up at £250 and he would have taken £200 but the usual time wasters arrived and moaned at the small amount of bubbling on the rear arches, or promised to come and look but didn’t bother turning up.He weighed it in and got £135 plus the remaining tax back. I’d have shoved it on here, but by the time I found out it was too late.

[warren t claim]

I cant understand why anyone would text about a car,how hard is it to pick up the phone ans speak,You would get a better idea of the car aswell

Because one of the mobile phone pay as you steal tariffs has free texts as long as you are in credit!

[warren t claim]

ANOTHER UPDATE!!!Terry Fuckwitt turns up in his Enterprise rent-a-Matiz and demands to take it away for £250, When I politely inform him that with a years test and loads of tax it's worth more he says and I quote...."I don't need no tax 'cos I get it free 'cos me mums a spaz" OK I say, I'll surrender the tax and let you have it for £260 so your poor disabled mother can have transport!Nahhh he replies, I wanna weigh it in meself.....MY NAME IS NOT ARNOLD FUCKING CLARK!!!!! I DO NOT OFFER A FUCKING CASHBACK SCHEME FOR SUB DHSS WANKERS!!!Terry then leaves in a huff leaving a trail of burning rubber, clutch smoke and banging hardcore music.............

[STUNO]

I sort of like Terry..e knows wot e wonts