Not actually a roffle, sorry.  What have been our best roffles? I quite liked winning a Lexus LS400..

Six-Cylinder Entertains – Virtual Roffle of my Maserati BiTurbo
As I can’t sing or dance I had to think up an alternative entertainment. I have noticed how much people enjoy a Roffle and obviously collection is difficult at the moment so I am holding a Roffle for one of my cars, the difference is it is virtual and no collection needed!
 
You can dream for a short while of having a Maserati BiTurbo. I value the car at £5,000 so tickets are £84.00, usual format after all numbers are “sold” the bonus number of the next National Lottery draw is the winner
 
To make it clear you will not get my Maserati at the end of it, neither will you have to pay £84 for a ticket.
I do have a little treat for the winner as I have a 1:43 scale model of a Biturbo saloon to send them as a gift. If you are the winner and want to be taken out in the real one or maybe even have a short drive after lockdown I will be pleased to accommodate you.
 
Up for Virtual Roffle is my :
1987 Maserati 425 biturbo saloon, 2.5 carburettor twin turbo V6 190 bhp and feels more because of a great wedge of torque in the mid range. 5 speed gearbox with dogleg 1st.
Owned for 7 years.
MOT 13th November 2020, but I believe it will benefit from having 6 months added to mean it will not need a fresh MOT until May 2021.
Excellent running condition. Just 60, 000 miles, original leather book pack with service history to 48,000 miles then lots of invoices. Cambelt 2 years ago, brake callipers, recent pair of new tyres. Several rubber fuel lines replaced including the dangerous one that lives in the turbo pressure box.
The Bodywork is always a bugbear with these and we have chased rust a couple of time, windscreen surround, front wings and boot floor. Now a very sound and tidy car if not prize winning.
Of course there are some negatives:
Radio/cassette is not working
Wheels need refurbishing
Some wear to the interior
Idle a little high
Electric boot release can be a bit problematical
Bonnet 2nd catch release needs a clip.



 
 
Limit one entry per shiter. Just pick your numbers!
1. brownnova
2. richardmorris
3. sickboy
4. Shite Ron
5. angle
6. Asimo
7. Chancer
8. Shep Shepherd 
9. Eyersey1234
10. chaseracer
11. Flat4
12. jonathan_dyane
13. Crispian_J_Hotson
14. Cookiesonwest
15. loserone
16. Conan
17. Morris ItalSLX
18. TheDoctor
19. robinmasters
20. rantingYoof
21. Saabnut
22. outlaw118
23. Tim_E
24. Twiggy
25. cavcraft
26. Zelandeth
27. HMC
28. wack
29. vulgalour
30. reb
31. Talbot
32. Puddlethumper
33. RetrOnaut
34. Andyrew
35. eddramrod
36. meshking
37. Hairnet
38. Sir Chocolate Teapot
39. paulplom
40. wuvvum
41. rainagain
42. 83C
43. DVee8
44. Doctormop
45. dome
46. Floatylight
47. Springer
48. Nyphur
49. wgl2019
50. Spottedlaurel
51. Macscrooge
52. MikeR
53. New Pod
54. Skizzer
55.Three Speed
56. aldo135
57. Tigerfox
58. flat4alfa
59. LightBulbFun
 
Remember you only win a 1:43 model, but there is nothing to pay to enter.
 
No I don’t want to sell the BiTurbo this is just for fun.

If you saw the News 24 in the early hours you’ll have seen my next car is due since it’s back up north, so now the collection!
So all I know of this car is the make and model, colour and year. And that it had an MOT. What have I gotten myself into? 
Alexia, play Mr Blue Sky...

This roffle DOES NOT include two new genuine wings. They would be available to purchase by the winner, or I'll sell them separately.
12 months MOT 

 
1 - @davehedgehog31 courtesy of @Jim Bell
2 - @loserone bought out by @CortinaDave paid
3 - @Supernaut paid
4 - @Iamgroot
5 - @sdkrc oaid
6 - @TheDoctor paid
7 - @Tickman paid
8 - @yes oui si paid
9 - @jamhowe paid
10 - @garbaldy paid
11 - @sdkrc paid
12 - @barefoot paid now @holbeck
13 - @robinmasters didn't pay, now @twosmoke300
14 - @Tickman paid
15 - @loserone now @Lacquer Peel paid
16 - @jamhowe paid
17 - @sdkrc paid
18 - @Tickman courtesy of @Jim Bell
19 - @davehedgehog31 paid
20 - @fatharris courtesy of @twosmoke300 paid
21 - @DodgyBastard paid
22 - @davehedgehog31 paid
23 - @barrett paid
24 - @Tamworthbay paid
25 - @TheDoctor paid
26 - @DodgyBastard paid
27 - @bramz7 paid
28 - @Iamgroot
29 - @garbaldy paid
30 - @Shirley Knott paid
31 - @robinmasters didn't pay, now @twosmoke300
32 - @Jim BellBell's mate paid
33 - @robinmasters didn't pay, now @twosmoke300
34 - @Shirley Knott paid
35 - @Jimbob McGregor paid
36 - @yes oui si paid
37 - @fatharris courtesy of @twosmoke300 paid
38 - @Jimbob McGregor paid
39 - @jamhowe paid
40 - @Tickman paid
41 - @TheDoctor paid
42 - @loserone
43 - @Shirley Knott paid
44 - @LightBulbFun paid
45 - @Schaefft I'll let you off for 50p
46 - @garbaldy paid
47 - @Shirley Knott4Knott4Knott4KnoKnott4Knott4Knott4Kno no, not him, @barefoot paid now @holbeck
48 - @davehedgehog31 paid
49 - @fatharris courtesy of @twosmoke300 paid
50 - @barefoot paid now @holbeck
51 - @Jimbob McGregor paid
52 - @LightBulbFun paid
53 - @Iamgroot
54 - @DodgyBastard paid
55 - @loserone no not him, now @puddlethumper paid
56 - @Shep Shepherd paid
57 - @yes oui si paid
58 - @petermcpete paid
59 - @LightBulbFun paid
 

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this is mother gm with her little "redster" on the day I handed over the keys

many adventures have been had over the past year but it is now time to find a new home for the plucky pug
basic infos : 126350 miles, mot until October 2020, in the last year it has been serviced, had a new exhaust, battery and a set of winter tyres, it's a fun little thing to chuck about the back roads and, as you can see, is a breeze to park


(she will kill me for using those photos)
the waving elf has sadly been removed, it was deemed to be inappropriate for a funeral convoy last week
the bodywork looks better in the pics than in the flesh, there are a number of scrapes and dings, at some point it's had an accident repair





but the steelies are painted "Peugeot Rallye White" which more than makes up for it 
inside is pretty clean, everything works as it should - not that there are many toys, the CD player has an aux in and the windows are electric, the gearnob is a genuine JakeBullet poolball, the parcel shelf is a gm original with one sony and one jbl speaker
that speedo optimistic, it will not top a ton but will do 70 in second if you push it, 90 can be achieved in third, fourth or fifth - it doesn't seem to matter which 




there is a spare tyre and toolz and a tottie wee engine in there somewhere


so who's up for a random or two ? 
tickets are £12 each or 2 for £20, PayPal preferred, it is taxed (only £20 a year) but not currently insured, location is Chester-le-street, the lucky winner can be collected from Durham or Newcastle station
who wouldn't want to be this happy ?