laugh i nearly wet meself

[bones96]

well this afternoon duringtrip to local matalan me and the mrs witnessed what can only be described as sods law take 1 citroen saxo plus halfords carpark plus mercedes 190e cosworth who thought he would cut up saxo when entering car park only to rip his exhaust of on speed hump in said car park never seen a bloke exit car so fast and dive into kfc made my day as iwas right behind him fookin merc driving twat lol

[Station]

Saw a similar thing with a police Volvo. The coppers thought they would be invincible (as they do) by entering a car park (the wrong way) over those one-way metal flaps. They burst all four tyres. The other entrance was literally metres away.This was at 2am on a Saturday morning with 500 drunken scousers watching.

[FredTransit]

^^Now that's funny!

[bones96]

yep the police one is deffo funny i bet those coppers couldnt get away fast enough

[Albert Ross]

My mate's oldest brother joined the Police years ago, and as a rookie, he was asked to make a house visit to a victim, to get a statement. He parked his Mk2 Escort Panda Car up, neatly reversing it into a space against a retaining wall in the flats complex where he was visiting.He made his visit as quick as possible, and upon leaving, there was a group of kids on bikes all laughing at him, and jeering. (Like kids do to coppers) Well, he decided to give it some beans when setting off, to spin the rear wheels. One problem, he had left it in reverse, and backed it into a wall fairly sharply, bending the boot floor up and breaking the rear window in the process...............He was left in the unenviable position of having to radio for assistance...not only were the kids laughing even more, all the other local coppers came and took the piss..................Turns out the car was 3 weeks old at the time of it's demise. What would it be worth now?

[Dukestar25]

Saw a similar thing with a police Volvo. The coppers thought they would be invincible (as they do) by entering a car park (the wrong way) over those one-way metal flaps. They burst all four tyres. The other entrance was literally metres away.This was at 2am on a Saturday morning with 500 drunken scousers watching.

No that's not funny.... that's fookin HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!