Wanted Help recover shite from battersea to East sussex

[Paul232]

Hi guys I wonder if there is anyone who can help collect a shite car from battersea and help get it to East Sussex. I have stuck it on Shitley but have some silly quotes. Obviously cash will be paid and no it don't run. So has to be recovered/towed. I just wondered wether anyone was in that area could or knows a man who can. All suggestions welcome and yes I was drunk on ebay again.

[Paul232]

Hi guys I wonder if there is anyone who can help collect a shite car from battersea and help get it to East Sussex. I have stuck it on Shitley but have some silly quotes. Obviously cash will be paid and no it don't run. So has to be recovered/towed. I just wondered wether anyone was in that area could or knows a man who can. All suggestions welcome and yes I was drunk on ebay again.

[Paul232]

No ideas ? Apart from burn it lol

[castros_bro]

Join a interwebs "Cashback" website

Go via your "Cashback site" to a vehicle national breakdown and recovery service website and, after reading the tiny tiny print, join the recover shite from battersea to East sussex service. last time I looked at that type of enterprise it cost £86 and £42 cashback = £44 which also covered for the many subsequent FTPs.

Pack a flask of hot beverage and  some Ginsters mechanically recovered meat product inna pollyfiller case snack style items and a charged smart phone and  a train/bus/tram/goat cart  ticket to your destination in Buttersea where you may find your fine conveyance will need assistance from a breakdown + recovery service.

 

QED.

[DodgeRover]

I was going to suggest a few people then realised none of their trucks can go into the LEZ