Hit a small pothole on my way to work

[vulgalour]

You may also wish to consider what ducks and lawyers have in common.

They... float?

[Mr A Lawrence]

Bung a tube in it.

 

It'll be alright*

[DodgeRover]

You may also wish to consider what ducks and lawyers have in common.

If you put them in a big black truck then fire tanks at it whilst crossing a bridge they both sink?

 

^^^ Convoy reference for those that missed it

 

Or Smooth on the surface and paddle like hell underneath?

[BavarianRetro]

They can both shove their bills up their arses?

[vulgalour]

^ that

 

Or.... a lawyer's quack also has no echo.

[martybabes]

They can both shove their bills up their arses?

 

You are correct AICMFP