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Micra essenza 2005, cheap as chips, Cheshire.


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Sorry for the massive disappointment to all interested parties. But the bridge awaits this tomorrow, goodbye sweet micra, and all who sailed in you.

Reason for death, a beating with various objects by extremely angry woman, she couldn't get it moved without the v5, and that made her crazy bonkers. I have handed aforementioned document over bravely, via letterbox.

She also keeps banging on about that one time I gave her chlamydia too.

I have found most but not all women to be unreasonable. That was the first and last time I collectioned and delivered something efficiently.

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Arse.

 

Oh well, I needed another car in need of major overhaul like a hole in the head so I've probably dodged a bullet!

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 That was the first and last time I collectioned and delivered something efficiently.

 

The Chlamydia?

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This car is still available, but must be collected before Friday( the breaker is collecting). It's not a complete dog.

Would rather it be saved, only a few beer tokens required.

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