CJ's Odds'n'Ends 4 - I Can't Believe It's Not Better...

[CreepingJesus]

Since Volume 2 and Volume 3 are up on blocks, I thought I'd start another. Apologies to Graham Norton for nicking his title. On second thoughts, no, I'll reappropriate it from the rich down to us proles.

 

First off, it's back to the 70s, so it must be 'Modern For Fife'.

I think it's a County, although I may be wrong. But it's still working, plugging away on the site of the new Forth Bridge.

 

Not strictly shitey, because it's very nice and worth a bob or ten these days, but hhnnnggggh...

 

Very, very clean Clio on original dealer guff (Anderson's of Aberdeen)

 

Uncle Fester on white pepperpots: proof that bits of Fife have reached the 80s.

 

But not all of them. Back to the 70s.

 

Rough but still working old Kato.

 

Every holiday season, this old bag o' shite comes out to play, usually with more pudding and red oxide. This year it's even sporting a natty solar panel.

 

Quadruple Dutch.

 

Maestro stealth camper/meth lab.

 

Blue badged Reliant, driven by a miserable old sod.

 

A Mini with a diff in the back? Why, that must mean there's a Rover V8 up front...

 

The irony of a Midget advertising a slimming club wasn't lost on me.

 

Respectable family motoring...

 

Spartan motoring...

 

Utterly fucked 944, abandoned in a public car park.

 

And lastly a raggy Scrote which i had ages to take a pic of, because the owner went to clean Halfords out of oil and coolant. It really captured the spirit of the late 90's by sounding like a bag of spanners in a washing machine.

 

There's probably more, I'll have a look down the back of the settee and under the dog's bed and see what I can find.