Saturday morning and NOT ONE COLLECTION THREAD

[purplebargeken]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 

I fear you mat be wrong. I live in Edmonton after all. Watford is almost pleasant compared to this shithole. The standard of Saturday morning driving is on a par I'll say that. 

 

Anyway, I hit the M25 with a vengeance! I then ground to a halt 400 yards later. Several car accident brought the whole fecking thing to a halt between J25 and somewhere else. Cue police cars, ambulances, wombles and recovery trucks aplenty. 

 

Then the bloddy bastard Pratnav started turning itself off as it did not seem to be sucking powah from the i10 systeme d'electrique. It would run for a minute or two then turn off. Not muich help in the middle of Watford surrounded by psychotic Saturday morning drivers*.

 

I parked up on the forecourt of KwikF*t and changed leads for the Satnav. Success! Address found without hassle. 

 

So, I hear you ask. What has the stupid bastard found to buy THIS time? 

 

Well. This is a Gumtree purchase.

 

It is a sort of red colour with a tinge of orange ness. 

 

It has twin sunroof fittage.

 

It's R reg

 

It's FRENCH!

 

It has a months MOT and was a hundred quid.

 

Guess?

[Junkman]

Did anyone else notice, that the M25 doesn't actually lead anywhere?

You can do the stop and go thing on it for days on end, you will always pass the same places.

[DVee8]

Oh no he has bought a Senic

[purplebargeken]

Oh yes he has bought a Scenic. 

 

He has, sorry. I have. 

[purplebargeken]

The things wrong list:

 

Tailgate struts kippered (13 quid for a new pair on ebay)

 

Exhaust needs a mounting thingy (a couple of quid)

 

Speedo not working (no ABS light lit) (poss 10A fuse, new bit of wire. If not, ignore and use the satnav)

 

1" undone seam on the drivers seat (fuck it)

 

Car needs a clean (yay)

 

One months MOT left (yeah whatever)

 

It's in Watford (burn it with fire)

[Guest Breadvan72]

DAFUQUE?

[purplebargeken]

Well you were going on about lack of car collection threads, so it is YOUR fault. So there. 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Bub and Chompy on a collection mission of sorts.  However it ends it will make for entertaining reading, probably.  Chompy has already borrowed my brand new double barrelled shotgun footpump.

 

 

Shit!   Now I feel bad.   Bub and Chompy have been twatted by a fuckbrain in a speeding Beemer.   At least they are OK.

[Guest Breadvan72]

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