Caption contest

[Uncle Jimmy]

 

 

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'No Bobby, father is not coming back; this is miss Ruddock a new friend, this is the Femcar 2000 and you're fucked'

[Captain Mainwaring]

"I've heard of fat old grumpy women inexplicably sat in laughable bubble cars with the door open whilst two puzzled children stand nearby, but this is ridiculous!'

[Bobthebeard]

 

Reminds me of:

 

Owl: Are you stuck?

Winnie the Pooh: No, just resting, and thinking, and humming to myself.

[Hums]

Owl: You are. You are stuck. Wedged. You ate too much honey.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.

[noseypoke]

Lord Lucan apprehended at Hungarian border post,he missed the "NO TRANNIES ALLOWED" sign.

                        

                                                                   

tell ya what...it's better lookin than my old TROJAN

[mercrocker]

Boy:  "She has, look, sat on my Mavag Heja kit.   Took ages to build that...."