Free electricity! Not OMG tinfoil hat, lizard people.

[Des]

I did a little emergency repair job at a hospital on Saturday, when I was done and having a cuppa, a German surgeon I've chatted with a few times, asked me if I'd be interested in building a free energy machine for him called the Hendershot generator, showed me the plans for which he'd paid handsomely, I told him that if such a thing could work I'd eat my shoes but he's still keen to pay me to make one. I don't think I can take the guys money, I just have to try and explain the scam to him, trouble is there's such a wide belief out there that the gummint are in cahoots with the lizard people alumni omg aliens who want us all dependant on oil so they can steal our kittens.

So I did a dodgy download of this nonsense that people are paying £100-ish for, and Jesus wept, what a steaming pile of old shit, documents of absolute bollocks about making solar panels from dogshit and harnessing the power of tantric energy with a big girls bra, best of all is the video I've just skipped through, goes on for over 2 tedious hours while a fat handed clown ineptly winds a couple of big coils, then wiring in a load of big capacitors, adding a sliding winding with a magnet, only the last 3 minutes show the pile of old cock 'working', couple of dozen light bulbs on a bit of ply light up and get brighter as fatty moves windings toward a magnet, OMG!! free electrics! Only trouble is, the kak-handed twat slides his windings at the magnet in a jerky motion, while his mate, out of shot, holding the dimmer switch that's plugged into the mains, adjusts the brightness quite smoothly.

I must make a free electricity video, I can record something that will actually work for £50 a pop, now that's a real bargain compared to £100 for a scam. Just need someone to hold the camera while I break into next door with an extension lead, and watch out for my follow up, free gas!!! just need heater hose, a tee piece, hacksaw, and knock a small hole in the wall to get at next doors gas meter. Why be a slave to corporations and ant people when you can harvest your own diesel with my 5 gallon drum and hosepipe kit?

[Wilko220]

Reminds me a bit of this sort of thing:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/500-powerful- ... 27c9f1a7ac

[Guest]

FAIL: not enough alien space lizards.

[Richard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sskCXVmBs

[Albert Ross]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj6ngh ... 02-gas_fun

[Micrashed]

First thing that sprang into my mind when you said free gas.