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Greetings now I will be can't wait to commence becoming an productive member of the this group with thanks ?

 

Russell Armstrong ...

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Greetings Russell.

 

Are you the same Russell Armstrong who shat himself during a PE lesson at Valley Juniors in Whitehaven in spring 1987?

 

If so I would counsel that, were it to happen again, you should this time deal with the matter in the toilets before carrying blithely on. Nonchalantly getting on the trampoline and bouncing about was always going to end badly, wasn't it Russell?

 

You spoiled that trampoline for us all, you dirty b@stard! Especially as some got inside the springs when they were at full stretch.

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He's not the same one.

 

Russell Armstrong is the illegitimate love child of Russell Grant and Neil Armstrong. Torn between following his father into astronomy, or following his father in astrology Russell decided to run away to sea.

After two hours of public travel (ninety minutes of which were stuck in the roadworks outside Presthaven Sands holiday camp) he reached Rhyl and started looking for somewhere to stay.

Dole card in one hand, medication in the other he soon found 'DSS welcome' in the window of many a seagull shit splattered hovel with plyboard windows and settled into a life of advertising his 'services' in phone boxes and it was through that he met Mcuntu Ncocksnackerabu.

Before long Russell had moved into the BLUE PILLS IMPROV UR LOVELIF business and selling Betamax porno films from the boot of his Maestro on the industrial estate where he now lived.

So successful was he at that he has now moved into the lucrative industry of spamming car based internet forums with utter fucking bollocks. Please do NOT approach Russell if you see him, he's consider highly dangerous.

 

To himself.

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