Bored? Why not Visit the Tower from the comfort o your chair

[Father Ted]

This bloke is LEGEND. Very funny. Clip 2 is possibly the best one "Old people, hurry up - this may be your last holiday"

[boobydoo]

I've always fancied being a tour guide. He at least keeps you attentive...there was a terrible one at Wells Cathedral last summer...a right boring old fart who spoke too quietly and forgot what he was saying half the time. Had to do a runner in the end!

 

I think it's something I will seriously consider when I retire...the thought of shocking gullible overweight yanks touring an English Heritage Country House with some made-up sexual shenanigans and downright filthy lies appeals to me no-end!!