I'm a 3 series, get me out of here: E46 BMW for sale.

[Cavcraft]

2001 BMW 316SE (1.9 petrol) for sale. Taxed end of June, MOT'd November. 117,000 miles on the clock.

Traction control, alloys (standard ones I assume), multi CD player thing, electric windows, parking sensors and whatever other shit these things have.

Seems to drive ok, come and have a blast and a thorough inspection if you like.

 

Known faults:

 

Various dents/scratches, the worse is the bonnet where someone apparantly lobbed a brick at it. Needs a service but will endeavour to change oil and filter at least before it goes. No spare wheel, again will sort one before it goes. Looking at the boot space where it goes I imagine it was a Mickey Mouse wheel. Couple of tyres getting close to the limit, will replace if the price is right.

It has 'M3' mirrors which are those fucking stupid spaccy things you'll see on Saxos and look hideous.

 

More/better pictures to follow...

 

 

 

All handbooks etc come with it, some history but it stopped at about 65,000 miles.

 

Erm, owt else you may want to know just ask. I think it's fairly priced because although it's no showroom shining beauty looking round on teh interwebz they all seem to be much more money than this.

 

 

£1950 ono seem fair enough? In Chester, Cheshire very close to M53/M56/A55/A56 and easy reach of M6.

 

In the unlikely event anyone is SRSLY INTRESTD M8 and lives miles away then feel free to ask someone who lives nearer to check it out for you and report back in private.

[Cavcraft]

Now on moronbay...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... :MESELX:IT

 

..at a considerable bit less reserve than my asking price.

[Station]

I'd actually buy that if I was looking for that type of thing. Don't think 2k is too bad a price for a nearly new BMW. After the boneshaker/rattler I have now, I'd love something like this. :)Bet you STILL get knobheads even after the plea in your description.

[Guest]

Did you get the spectacularly shite pictures of my mate's Corsa Billy?

[Cavcraft]

Actually I didn't sorry Jon, how did you send them chief?*eBaY message: 'Will you take a £1000, I'll come tomorrow with cash?'Oddly enough I knocked that back. The second message asked how much I wanted. Oh deep joy.

[Guest]

Actually I didn't sorry Jon, how did you send them chief?*eBaY message: 'Will you take a £1000, I'll come tomorrow with cash?'Oddly enough I knocked that back. The second message asked how much I wanted. Oh deep joy.

By PM to your AS account mate. Do you want me to send again?

[Guest]

Actually I didn't sorry Jon, how did you send them chief?*eBaY message: 'Will you take a £1000, I'll come tomorrow with cash?'Oddly enough I knocked that back. The second message asked how much I wanted. Oh deep joy.

By PM to your AS account mate. Do you want me to send again?

Pictures sent again.

[pogweasel]

Message sent.

[Cavcraft]

LOLZERZ, reply sent M8 innit.Jon, message just got through chief, will let you know tomorrow if ok?

[Station]

*eBaY message: 'Will you take a £1000, I'll come tomorrow with cash?'Oddly enough I knocked that back. The second message asked how much I wanted. Oh deep joy.

They must see it as a test. I'd be deeply offended if I was selling the car and got that message. 'yur, urlright den'.

[pogweasel]

HI M8 WUD U SWOP 4 MONDEO 52 REG AS GOT LEXIS LITES. OR WUD U TAKE PAYEMENT INSTALMANTS?

I'd rather nail my bollocks to the kitchen floor and declare my undying love for Kerry Katona than own a Mundano. Lexus lights should be outlawed, in fact I think anyone with them fitted to anything other than a Lexus should be shot. Twice.I will take installments, the first one will be £1750 and the rest I will decide at random times. I've no idea what 'wud u swop 4' means, are you a complete dickhead or do you have some bits missing?

[Cavcraft]

He (or she) was actually fairly polite apart from the shit offer and probably because I'm tired and it's only been on a couple of hours I was polite by reply.I swear one day when I get some sub two hundred sovs shitemobile and receive stupid offers I'm going to smash it up with an axe, Youtube it list it on eGay.

[Guest]

LOLZERZ, reply sent M8 innit.Jon, message just got through chief, will let you know tomorrow if ok?

Yeah no problem.