Parp and Ride

[Volksy]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... -ride.html

 

I'd like to do this to some of my customers at times...

[pompei]

That's fantastic! I'd like to shake that man by the hand. Or perhaps on second thoughts ...

[MrRegieRitmo]

What a load of hot air

[FredTransit]

Am I the only one that finds this offensive then? Nobody here got a gran? Mind you if I was the old lady, I would be looking for something to hit his arse with, seeing as how he had shoved it in me face....

[j-j]

I am not offended - the old cow should get a get a car (a really really shite one of course) Just kidding of course..

[VWPowered]

lol thats quality

[Mr_Bo11ox]

What a fuggin flange. This bit made me LOL though:

I heard he had already upset bosses because he had previously driven into a couple of bus stops

It doenst take much to upset bus company bosses nowadays does it. They oughta get over themselves!

[VWPowered]

bet there was no f**kin about on his bus

[Guest]

bet there was no f**kin about on his bus

In my first year of college I used to piss the coach driver off by existing, it seemed. No idea what I'd done to upset him.He used to take great delight in blezzing down the main road and ignoring me when it got to my stop.After three or four times of this fun game I decided to go on the war path and stop him. He tried to hoof past my stop, except on that day I was already further down the road. I knocked on the door for him to open and he refused.It was like that bit in Speed, he actually fucking drove off with me on the step trying to get him to open the door. Madness.When he got to the lights I hit the emergency stop button on the side, and lo and behold the coach shat itself and the door swung open. He got out of his seat and pretty much squared up to me as I got aboard.He screamed at me to get off but I dug my feet in and gave him my best piercing hard bastard stare. I seem to remember saying something like 'Why don't you fucking do your job, you sulky little cunt, before half of this bus levels you?'Amid the rest of the coach going insane with me trying to get on, and traffic backing up with his refusal to move, he eventually got back in his seat and drove us all to college.It ended up going to the deputy head because he claimed I'd lamped him when I got on the bus. When 37 other students said otherwise, and that he'd driven past my stop on purpose all week long to make me leg it for the coach, all 'charges' were mysteriously dropped.Some people.