Transporting a small trailer from Romford to Cornwall

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Righto, I'm after a specific trailer and spec, and pretty much the perfect small trailer has appeared... in Essex.

I've got no interest in driving a massive journey for the sheer hell of it just for a trailer, but am still pretty keen on the thing. Any ideas on a courier who would be able to lob it into the back of their large van for not-a-mental-cost?

There must've a way around it, Shirley?

[Guest Hooli]

Buy the cheapest car in Essex with a towbar, get the train up & drive back.

 

It's the shitter's way.

[Guest Hooli]

Sorry, that wasn't any help at all was it?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Buy the cheapest car in Essex with a towbar, get the train up & drive back.

 

It's the shitter's way.

I've expanded my thinking, but not to the ultimate shiters level.

I've listed it on Shiply. I'm now expecting the following:

 

A. No quotes OR

B. Lots of ridiculous quotes.

 

Let's see what happens.

[JayW]

If it's roadworthy, I'll be heading back down from Thorpe Park to Newquay first week of June with empty towbar. If you could Shitely it to that neck of the woods etc etc...

[Dick Cheeseburger]

If it's roadworthy, I'll be heading back down from Thorpe Park to Newquay first week of June with empty towbar. If you could Shitely it to that neck of the woods etc etc...

Cheers fella. Much as that's a very kind and generous offer, I'm not sure if it would be feasible to get the trailer to within a stone's throw of Thorpe Park to coincide with your visit.

In the meantime I've received one silly quote from Shiply - will give it another 24 hours...