Scrappers: Back In The Yard BBC Two Tonight

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That wife of his is quite sexy in a fake tan, smoker's laugh, munchkin kind of way.

She reminds me of Janice Battersby off Coronation Street.

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The One Show is absolutely dire, it's incredibly dull.

 

"Terreh, am gunna be fifteh!"

 

Is it wrong that I want the cafe to burn down?

Why??? They provide the lovely, lovely bacon sandwiches.

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Typically, I've forgotten it was on and my YouView box hasn't bothered recording it. It's like the show - absolute shite.