Slow motion collection by cripers it's only beige urban ratlook bumgravy

[Des]

I want to BUMSEX this live on public TV.

No problem, long as you're prepared to queue in an orderly and respectful manner, and don't mind stirring my porridge.

MOT'd today, I'd thrown it in a Month ago but didn't get around to the massive list of fail until Easter, two little holes at the front of each sill, play in wheel bearing and upper suspension arm bushes. The holes were small and easy to snot, the bearing adjusted and the bushes needed a big bolt tightening, then a right old faff because it sets the camber, OMG CAMBERZ BRAH! 

Had a once over and the only other issue was a rear cylinder starting to dribble, the gearchange was horrendous, in spite of an invoice for expensive work in that area from some specialist, but grease and adjustment worked wonders. Then I went all tart and spazzed some paint on the scabby parts and machined the flat, didn't scrub up too badly. Big thanks to Poundland who do generous packs of wet and dry, I have a penchant for rushing preparation and tend to do all the flatting dry, such tecnique does eat a lot of paper, yes, I know I'm a cunt, but at a quid a pack fuck it.

 

 

I'd not had enough poncing about so I pulled out the long redundant water tank gauge.

 

 

Changed it into a guardian of voltages, it's important to keep an eye on the auxiliary batteries, can easily kill them to death with excessive discharge.

 

 

So now it's up to my bruv to remake the crumbling chipboard interior, I replaced a couple of timbers to make the rear seat / bed fit for action, so it's usable as it is. His missus is a seamstress or something, she's got a big fancy sewing machine so covering the seat and curtains shouldn't be a drama. I reckon if they get it into a presentable state over the next few years it will probably sell for enough to buy something more modern or nicer with power steering and heaters and stuff, prices of these fuckers is a fair bit above sensible, will probably get worse