Slow motion collection by cripers it's only beige urban ratlook bumgravy

[Des]

Shot into Muswell Hill to nab this today.

 

 

With the top turned green it does have the look of a pineapple about it, very grotty inside and out, let's see the powerhouse.

 

 

1.6 litres of naturally aspirated clag donk, wonder if it will like chip fat?

Drives fairly well, proper old school gutless diesel, plodded all the way home without drama, no pez station pics as tank was half full. Awfully slow going, but in light of recent events I was happy to take it steady, did overtake a Routemaster on the M1, and I spotted a proper Saab turbo approach from behind, a nice grey one, as it overtook me I could clearly sense the occupants smug contempt and derision at my tatty conveyance in its struggle to hold 55MPH, no pics but I'll recognise it again by the Autoshite sticker on its bumper. Should I come across it in my Rover then I'll be the one looking down my nose, oh yes, you wait and see.

I employed the services of the East European Massiv to spray it with chemicals, water, and doubled its value, I think a quick bounce of an MOT bay would treble, but that's not what I'm up to, it's for my brothers family, I left a panel van full of camper doings in his yard a couple of years ago with the promise to pop by sometime and put it all together but not lifted a finger, this beige heap, while rough as arseholes will at least be usable after a bout with a dustpan and brush. Surfs up dudes.