Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Right, here's most of the shite what I spotted this week: Der Kamper Krew... This was parked up to some sort of new motorhome that positively dwarfed it... Cheap holiday in other people's misery... Wheels looked gash but was bloody nice apart from that... Ditto, though less aesthetically pleasing... No holiday would ever be complete without spotting some of the shit you own yourself. This looked just 'council' enough to be in our radar. Awarrd yourself a bonus point if you can tell it's a pre-facelift, misery arse mingebag spec model... Here's another in far better nick. It was down the drive of some sort of nutter who was selling all manner of shit like rusty kids pushbikes... *Shit punchline alert*One of these is a rusty old tank, the other is a military vehicle... Awaiting a bearded 2VC enthusiast with a trailer to come and collect. There was also some other old chod behind this but I couldn't get close enough to see what it was... Rapidly disappearing Frog junk. Looked half tidy... More to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Ah - is that costa del Skeg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 Nearly RR-d Onion that was damned nice... There were loads of these about, probably giffer owned and molly coddled too... Sooty and Sweep-mobile hiding a bloody tidy Morris 1000 behind it... This fella was living the dream. Huge (and I mean huge) house, rusty old Merc in one corner and a CE series and 928 elsewhere on his property... This fella had an old (1992-ish) Mazda of some description but the inconsiderate MUTHA kept moving it so I couldn't get a picture... Now look, it's the British seaside and some half-arsed shitty 'resort'. You're not going to see Ferraris and what not, you're going to see some hideous old chod. Just like these...Oh look, a reasonably decent looking 190 with a Cosworth kit...Obviously it won't have been spoilt by even more stick on shit? Oh wait... How's this for covert photography? There were some very strange types kicking about at the time I took this picture so I 'accidentally' took a picture of something and pretended to be examing it when I sneaked this shot in. This appeared to be in use despite front end damage and laughably poor bodywork/chrome arches... Tidy old two wheeled shite... What's the matter boy, hey, gotta no respect? It's a nice a place, have a 99 and shaddapa your face... This was not actually at the seaside but the water in my car were choppy when I literally swerved off the main road to get a picture... BRITISH BEACHES ARE DEAD SAFE NOW. Except they can't be if turds like this are still floating up. I kid you not as I took a picture of this some spotty yoof in a baseball cap said 'smart that isn't it?' I just burst out laughing and he walked away looking bemused... OMG BIG FOOT IZ HERE ADVRTIZIN BANGAR RACIN... Local shit gatherers try to outdo each other... One for the number plate thread? You'll never sleep A... Nice bit of advertising with a bonus Reliant behind it... One of about four I spotted, they must be poplier around those parts... On the way home shite, this looked bloody lovely... Only spotted this beauty as we were departing. Can there be a better colour? Got a hairdressers? Want some advertising? More money than sense? How about this for about six large?... No thread is ever a thread unless there's a cat. This little fella must have fallen off the fence admiring the XM over the road which i didn't manage to picture... And the piece (of crap) de resistance. This sort of just seemed to be sat there tempting sad holiday making bastards to to take drive by photo's of it. Aside from 'period' alloys looks pretty much original... That's about it, though I've yet to find the exceptionally half arsed picture of a TR7 or two down someone's drive. *This thread was sponsored by an amateur shite spotting/photographing teenage daughter and a slightly annoyed wife who apparantly thinks holiday pictures are 'supposed to be of family pictures and local points of interest'.Telling her the pictures were of interested reuslted in a reply of 'Why, who else except you would be sad enough to think crap old cars are worth taking pictures of?'So who's going to be brave enough to tell her then? mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 Ah - is that costa del Skeg? Costa del Skeg, Avenue Des Ingold-smells, Cul-de-sac-de Mablethorpes, Le Boincon Lincoln and other local places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I can almost imagine your wife sighing in despair as I looked through each picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Thats a nice friendly looking cat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooters Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 For several years now i have thought lincs is heaven for the shitter. many wonderfully shite cars for sale seem more often than not to be in lincs. I have got off the train at grantham many times on shite buying adventures into darkest cousin fucking lincs. If Sarfend is the Eldorado of shit.......Sleaford is the Shangri-La Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 You should've popped to Cala Grimsby for a pint and some fish n chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 3, 2011 Author Share Posted September 3, 2011 We did go to Cleethorpes and had considered a trip to your town mate but it was absolutely pissing down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonedepear Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 If Sarfend is the Eldorado of shit.......Sleaford is the Shangri-La My folks live near Sleaford. There's always LOADS of awesome chod, and as yet I don't think I've once managed a decent picture of anything. I should take my proper camera and take the dog for a long walk next time I'm there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boobydoo Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Sooty and Sweep-mobile hiding a bloody tidy Morris 1000 behind it... Sorry, what was this picture about again? Is it the blue van or the frisky little dog? Or the road....? The bins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 3, 2011 Author Share Posted September 3, 2011 The owners were in the garden so some subtle subterfuge (sp?) with 'Sausages' was the order of the day. He was also the reason the cat didn't look too happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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