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Whats the most RANDOM thing you have left in a shitter?


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Turning both the two "what dross have you found in your motor" threads on their heads - have you left anything random in a car when you have sold it or part chopped it?

 

I once left a little written history note behind the rear light cluster of a Rover 216 that had terminal gearbox blight and was taken back by the supplying dealer so that future owners would know of its history.

I also left a copy of "Struck off and Die - Nurses" in a ZX (unintentionally).

Oh and a pair of "Mr Tu-Long" underpants in the spare wheel well of a fiesta.

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Also - what random stuff is in your car now :?:

 

Would it define you as a mass murderer, a pervert or what?

I'll kick the ball rolling shall I with my Micra.

 

Passenger door pocket:

Belt, Black trim for drivers door mirror, flat head screwdriver, cross head screwdriver, spare headlight bulb fixings (for when the stock items melt). Spare bulbs, some fuses.

 

Glovebox:

VERY comprehensive first aid kit, including airway, non re-breathable mask and sutures.

Rigger gloves, pen, Boots DE razor and Gillette Yellow blades, soap, comb, toothbrush, toothpaste. Roll on deoderant.

 

Fag tray

Breakdown card, loose change, Morrisons fuel card.

 

Little tray under stereo:

Torch tape player adaptor for MP3 player.

 

Dash top tray:

Sunglasses

 

Tray under fusebox

A-Z London

A-Z Blackpool

A-Z Preston

Notebook, red sharpie marker pen, pencil.

 

Drivers Door pocket:

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (tapes)

Various mix tapes made up by me (mostly 80's stuff).

Spare key chain

Spare (old) fish knife

Nitrile gloves

Sponge

 

Boot:

Camping mat

Cheapo Tesco tent

gym kit

Fan belt for a Fiesta 1.1

Pliers

Mole grips

Hammer

Insulation tape.

Gloves (latex)

Reddex

5L oil

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Boot:

Bag with hard hat, rubber gloves, hi-viz vest, yellow coat, safety specs, ear defenders, overalls and safety boots

Small first aid box

Tool bag in shape of a red warning triangle complete with shite tools.

24 litre bottles full of sewage

A box containing phophate testing kits and some hydrochloric acid (weak).

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I once left one of these in a car I sold on.

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It's for detecting whether K-glass is fitted to windows*.

 

Work were distinctly dis-chuffed, as they were extremely hard to get hold of at the time.

 

*K-glass is a 'low energy' coating that, in a roundabout way bounces heat back into a room. Either that or it's a glazing unit where the gasket regularly fails and the window steams up. I was never sure which.

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Boot:

Bag with hard hat, rubber gloves, hi-viz vest, yellow coat, safety specs, ear defenders, overalls and safety boots

Small first aid box

Tool bag in shape of a red warning triangle complete with shite tools.

24 litre bottles full of sewage

A box containing phophate testing kits and some hydrochloric acid (weak).

 

On a long journey and didn't want to stop for a wee?

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2 knackered tyres.

A pickaxe

Rigger gloves - ladies though as I have little hands. :oops:

A wrecking bar

An Astra steel wheel my dad's arsed up trying to paint with a mixture of paints

Two rear light bulb holders that failed to fix the faulty rear lights

A very big plastic bag

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Mine;

 

Driver's pocket;

Notepad and pen

Maglite and wind-up torches

Lifehammer (spiked to stop twoccers)

Wooly hat and cycling gloves for when the roof's down

 

Under seat;

Map

Brown hat

 

Glovebox;

Maps, cleaners

 

Somewhere;

Snooper V4

 

Boot;

various bits of kit including;

snow socks

folding bike

harpoon (to ensure said twoccers are appropriately dealt with)

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