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Ever found anything interesting in your autoshite?


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I have been doing some welding on my own bit of autoshite (a lot of welding actually - it is the rover sd1 VDP EFi that Pete used to own - I have been doing it in my garage, a shipyard would have been more appropriate)), I was doing some repairs in the front O/S wheel arch that required opening up a boxed in section.

 

In there, suspended in the cobwebs, was a cigarette butt, no doubt being in there since 1985. I remember Quentin Wilson saying once that he had bought a metro that was brand new and had an empty coke can inside the door.

 

About 10 years ago I bought a granada 2.9i Ghia x - low mileage but two of the doors had rusted through. Two doors were procured from the scrappy, and as I stripped one of them (a layer of sponge secured with VERY strong sealant had to be removed so I could paint them) I noticed something inside the door.

 

It was a calculator, a sharp model, and it still worked. I still have it in my tool box.

 

Anybody found anything in their autoshite? Any russian vehicle owners found mouldy fish sandwiches etc under their carpets?

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When I bought my Scenic, I was amazed at what was left in (even started a thread for it at the time). I found an unsigned Barclaycard, a whip for an Indiana Jones toy, a range of audio cassettes (including Prefab Sprout and an audio guide to Knowsley Safari park), a picnic blanket and a catheter (not used).

 

Found loads of roadworks lights in an Imp I bought once and a dead whore in the back of a car i bought off Les Dennis of all people.

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Elton John CD in the 2CV.

 

Walking stick, bible, travel sweets and a book of alternative medicine in the Maestro.

 

1965 sixpence under the back seat in a Somerset.

 

'British Leyland' badge from the front wing of a landcrab buried deep inside the drivers seat of an A35.

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Receipts from the 80's are the best, I've found loads of those, including hand written notes saying 'Parking meter not working at 4.40pm, 11/5/1986".

I've found a shopping trolley 'pound coin' for a French supermarket, and in my latest car, a plastic executive account card for car wash machines from the 90's that fell from behind the dashboard.

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I bought the Starion in 2007. The previous owner had taken everything apart in a quest to find out what was wrong with it, so the rear interior was a mess. When I put it back together again I found a 500ml tub of automotive grease, which I have just used the last of! Excellent!

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Micra- Homebase receipt for a bag of compost from 1997 and a pair of interior bulbs in 80's style Fiat branded packaging

 

Allegro- Home made dart made from a wood screw :?

 

Cambridge- A load of old road maps dating from the 30's to 60's, 1969/70 AA members handbook and a London Transport bus ticket to Oxford Circus which cost 5p :D

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Found a green - with - mould pound coin and lots of old 1981 newspapers from South Africa discussing apartheid in the Amazon.

 

In the Piazza there was a fair amount of skunk, both in the centre console and in a special hollowed out section of the OSF A pillar. :shock: I also found papers and a parking pass for a member of staff at a holiday park in Cornwall dating back to 2002. I reckon that car saw most of the country when it was road legal - the damn thing had 12 owners from 1987 - 2010 and it was originally registered at a Subaru garage in Reading. It's dead now sadly.

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My Escort came with these.

 

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A 1992/93 Ford brochure, a tape called An hour of Johann Strauss II which i could only manage 20 seconds off so an hour would be a real challenge and a old cloth map of Norfolk which cost 4 shillings but might be a tat out of date now.

 

I also found a pretty good Bob Marley Album in the Mondeo.

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Elton John CD in the 2CV.

 

If you have a good lawyer that should be worth about 50 grand compensation! :D

 

Pah! My Bluebird came complete with a David Gray CD, unpackaged. Strange as it had a cassette deck.

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I have that, but on CD in the Zafira.

Utterly no use when I took the Micra (it has a broken tape player) as I didnt want the monkeys trashing the Zafira.

I lost 2 wiper blades, 1 washer jet nozzle and the number plate off the Micra (L510 FVN)

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Found an old fiver (Duke of Wellington type I think)in my Samba when I removed the carpet to change it.

 

Some years ago, a mate bought a stripped-out ex local authority end of terrace house with a lean-to garage at public auction. In the garage was a Triumph 2000 or 2500 PI (can't remember which). In the trumpet was an unopened case of 70cl bottles of vodka, and a gimp mask.

 

Sorry we missed that party!

 

Lisa Stansfield cassette in my mk4 Scrote

 

Sealy 2lb club hammer, Sykes-Pickavant impact driver (new), Uvex safety glasses and a 3/4" drive in my MG Metro

 

Non-photographic and in-date ID for a Guiness Ireland rep in my Renner 21 that I got at auction.

 

The best - nude polaroids x10 of a not unattractive MILF, in an envelope, behind the instrument panel of my R6 GTa. I had removed the instruments the day after I bought the car as the tacho wasn't working. Photos were of the sellers missus. I returned them to him, in person. His face went redder than the flame red paintwork of the Metro!

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found a bag of skag :o:shock::? in the dash of an old LDV ex minibus i was breaking in around 2005,and being a good little citizen :wink: i handed it into the filth...No REALY I DID!!!..HONEST :lol::lol:

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Elton John CD in the 2CV.

 

If you have a good lawyer that should be worth about 50 grand compensation! :D

 

Pah! My Bluebird came complete with a David Gray CD, unpackaged. Strange as it had a cassette deck.

 

Another one with a good case! Some ambulance-chaser is going to make a mint off these! You will let me know what you're eventually awarded, won't you? Just in case I find anything equally offensive in any of mine...

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