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Is that an actual Peugeot 206 or a Hindustan Ambassador that's been panel beaten into the rough shape of one by an elephant?

The mottled effect on the front is caused by the shadow of a bush rather than dentage! Only one dent on it (not pictured as its on the other side)

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Despite the heartfelt and well intentioned advice of Mrs CW, Keymaster and a cast of thousands to reduce the count at Chez Chod in 2018, the heartfelt and well intentioned actions of Mrs CW, Keymaster and others have resulted in a net gain.

 

Balance at start of 2018:

The pink 2001 Corsa of Despair

The flaking 2002 Chrysler Graf Spee

Mrs CW's 2017 workhorse i20

The spare bedroom 1990 VW LT Multicruiser

The probably quite rusty 1990 XM

The exceedingly rusty 1989 MR2

 

Returning to the fold, courtesy of Chodweaver Jr#1:

The resale silver 2010 Focus of tedious reliability

 

In:

A cosmetically and mechanically challenged spears and reapers 2002 Chrysler Grand Voyager

 

A fragile but appealing* oil fired 2006 Chrysler Grand Voyager

 

Out: None

 

Not the year of chod I was hoping for, tbh...

 

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Out... errr...

 

Volvo 850TDi - trade in

Volvo 850 2.5S - 150 quid

Volvo 740GLE - 100 quid

Volvo S60 T5 - SWAP

Volvo 740 Turbo - 300 quid

Kia Pride SX - 100 quid

Probably others for similar derisory amounts.

 

 

In...

June - Austin Montego 2.0EFi Mayfair

October - Hyundai Stellar 1.6GSL Gold Medal

December - Toyota Carina E 1.6GS estate

 

Carried over - Council Estate, now on fleet since June 2012.

 

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Someone please inform me where to hand in my AS Membership, as I’ve clearly not been even fucking trying this year.

 

In. Just one, but he’s a babe and gets to stay indefinitely. Pure base Mercedes w201 with medium red cloth. No ABS, clockwork windows and carb powered. I love it.

 

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Out? Well a Mercedes w202 which I rather liked, and was superior in every way to its replacement other than the greedy 4 speed auto.

 

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That Audi 80 that Alf892 and I saved went to a lad in the army and is now in Germany.

 

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And that’s it.

 

Plans for 2019? Get the sierra bASe going again, and buy something 60s af. Probably a Morris Minor as my wife also likes them, but perhaps a Triumph or Austin something.

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Someone please inform me where to hand in my AS Membership, as I’ve clearly not been even fucking trying this year.

 

In. Just one, but he’s a babe and gets to stay indefinitely. Pure base Mercedes w201 with medium red cloth. No ABS, clockwork windows and carb powered. I love it.

 

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Out? Well a Mercedes w202 which I rather liked, and was superior in every way to its replacement other than the greedy 4 speed auto.

 

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That Audi 80 that Alf892 and I saved went to a lad in the army and is now in Germany.

 

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And that’s it.

 

Plans for 2019? Get the sierra bASe going again, and buy something 60s af. Probably a Morris Minor as my wife also likes them, but perhaps a Triumph or Austin something.

All your cars look really good in those pictures. I like the w202 in green with gingercators and trims!
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All your cars look really good in those pictures. I like the w202 in green and trims.

Thanks man. It was a pretty good example - by far the least rusty I’ve seen in 15 years. It had suffered a couple of mingebag owners in quick succession, me being one of them, but it still pootled along well enough. It just wasn’t great on petrol on the open road because of the 4 speed; I’d get a steady 32 which was the same as the 2.5 Rover 75 I sold earlier last year!!

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i haven't added anything this year, so i begin 2019 as i did last year, only difference been that Rodney Mini is (or was) working when put into storage. after it fought me for several months earlier in the year as i tried to put it back together, wellit did pass its last ever? MOT, something that is didn't have at the start of 2018. 

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don't be fooled by those innocent, charming good looks, as really that car is a tiny little @*"£$%^#

 

Kerry though has had both one in, and one out.

 

the out was the little gay jeep, the Suzi Vitarra.

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that when to the scrap yard in October, we managed to get the front wheels off of it to changethe grumbling front wheel bearings. only we found that both hubs had turned into lumps of ferrious oxide. the coupe-de-grace been when trying to undo the trackrod end the threaded portion of the ball joint just desintigrated.... as kerry didn't want to spend any more on it, over the bridge it went. we both shed a tear or two about that, it had been a handly little thing to have. but it was totally fucked.

 

and the in was the hardly dangerous soft tail.

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that too is now in pieces in the lock-up cos we bought it with shagged tyres. and she has been taking bits off to rub down and put some fresh paint on. so i doubt it will ever run again.........

 

so, my tat - 

Rover 75 CDTi estate - 168,000 miles and still going, had new clutch and dmf so i need to get me monies worth out of it.

Marvin the Metro - love it currently sat in the lock up for winter.

Cocopop the Mini Cooper - as above.

Rodney Mini the Mini 1000 - don't love it but its in storage too for the winter, come spring it could well be up for sale.

 

Kerry's tat - 

Lexus LS400 - gotta shift this on too, before something REALLY expensive breaks.

Mdm Edith the Austin Metro - in bits in the garage, no progress in 2018 and i doubt there will be any in 2019

H/D 883cc Sportster - done i belive 150 miles this year, in storage maybe going up for sale given that the Softail is a nicer ride.

H/D 1340cc Softail Custom - in the garage in bits, needs tyres, and actually been riden at some point. maybe,

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One in, 04/54 Vito, now or of MOT and needing welding.

Been very lazy this year and left my SEAT Leon in work when the MOT ran out in may, drove the Zafira until it had the same fate late in July/August then got the Vito in-between to try and create some sort of camper van, but I'm concerned about chasing good money after bad with all the welding/other jobs it wants.

 

Sons A class is going back this week after a 4 month extension so I'm on the hunt for a c-class around 15/16/17 plate however contact negotiations mean this is put on hold for now.

 

So in true format:

 

Daily:

In: Merc Vito

Out: Merc A class.

Long term: seat Leon, about to be re-moted

Zafira trim to put back in for MOT.

Avensis: continues to be incredible.

 

Long term:

BMW 328i cab, no progress.

Cossie 4x4 no progress

Golf GTi cab no progress

Ibiza Cupra: needs brake rebuild.

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My memory is playing up. I thought I had a quiet year

 

 

Started year

 

 

Ford Puma

Hyundai Getz

 

 

 

Out

 

Ford puma - Sold to my brother - HGF and scrapped

Saab c900 - roffled

Volvo S60 - swapped for Saab

MGF - Sold to Broadsword

MGF - sold to my uncle

Peugeot 406 2.1td - scrapped after pump failed

S Type - gone to live with 6 Cylinder

 

 

 

In

 

Volvo S60 Roffle - from ranting yoof

Saab c900 - from njgleeds

Mx5 Avo - Bought from Tickman

Mx5 Bal - Bought from Mitisigma

Lancer - Bought from SRi05

Peugeot 406 2.1td - from Bub in a roffle

MGF - Roffle win from Warninglight

MGF - Roffle win from PBK

Rover 820si - given by a friend's dad. Currently headless stored in a farm

S Type Jaguar - Roffle win

Peugeot 2.0 Hdi - eBay purchase

 

End of year

 

 

Getz is still here as missus Moog daily

Lancer is the daily for Mr moog

AVO to be motd and bits swapped then sold

BAL to be swapped then mot and kept

Rover 820Si - got to be fixed this year

Peugeot 406 2.0 Hdi - off to be bean tins in next few days

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  • 11 months later...
25 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Anyone wanna go first so I don’t feel so bad? 

 

I can actually contribute to this thread now Yay!

In

Invacar Model 70 (Woop!), in storage at the Field of dreams awaiting recommissioning still...

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nothing out! (unless you count non car items that exchanged hands through the forum, in which case 1 2006 Mac Pro to Zel :) )

 

cant tell if this will make you feel better or feel worse!

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2019 has been an awful year for my whole family, can't wait till 2020. 

Out:

Rover 75 Classic CDT. I miss this car but couldn't say no to a roffle win.

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I was made redundant this year so had to give up our much loved family Duster to WBAC. I was pretty upset at this, still am. 

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In:

Possibly the only genuinely good thing to happen in 2019, won this in a roffle from here in February. It's GR9.

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This replaced the Duster. My wife loves it. It does look good and drive well and despite it's initial teething* troubles*, it has settled down a bit.

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Next year I'll make a decision on whether to keep the Clio. I'm having the subframe and lower arms replaced in January so I'll decide after that. I'll either sack off the coilovers and have more comfortable springs and dampers fitted or sell it and buy a car which is more comfortable. 

The Corsa and Audi will remain and if the Mini continues to drive OK then that will stay too.

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In January I bought this E30 for £300 and sold it a while later for £1200

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I bought the Subaru for £1200 and still have it.

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I bought the 960 for £250 then part exchanged it along with £500 for a 1977 Volvo 244.

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I sold the 244 for £1900

I also sold a 190e for £700 and a Proton for £400

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I sold the Sierra for £500 and the Mazda for £200

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I bought a 240D for £1k and spent hours welding it and fitting new parts and sold for £800

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I sold the Audi 80 CD for £900

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I bought a Corolla for £300 and still have it.

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I bought a pair of Subaru pickups for £200, stripped a few parts from them then sold them on for £2500.

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I bought a Golf for £150 then part exchanged it and £900 for a Chevette which I still have.

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I bought an E28 for £600 and sold it for £1200

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I bought a Polo saloon for £500 and swapped it for a Mercedes C230 Kompressor.

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I part exchanged the Mercedes for an Audi A6 with £750 cash my way then sold the Audi for £750 

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I bought a Felicia pickup for £400 then swapped it for a 309 then swapped the 309 for a ropey 305 on moon miles, I sold the 305 for £700

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I bought a Felicia for £50, removed some parts and sold it for £150.

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I bought a Renault 19 for £250 and sold it for £500

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I bought a 306 for £400 and sold for £500

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I bought a Xantia for around £200 and sold for £400

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I bought a 305 estate for £200 and still have it.

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I bought a Senator for £900, raffled it and just about got my money back.

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I bought an E38 318i for £350 and sold for £450

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I bought a Lada for £1k and still have it.

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I also still have these...

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I won this for £20 in a raffle

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And swapped it for this which has sold for £1800

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I bought a Ka for £90 and sold it for £650

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I won this in a raffle for £13

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And swapped it for a 205 Auto

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Then swapped the auto for a 205 D-turbo

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I bought another Subaru pickup with rusty wings

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I bought a 309 

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And swapped it for a 740

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2019.

IN:

87/E Volvo 740GLE auto (£450)
87/E Hyundai Stellar 1600SL (£350)
97/R Proton Persona 2.0TDi (£595)
00/W Ford Mondeo 2.0i Zetec (£450)
02/02 Nissan Almera 1.8E Auto (£550)

OUT:

87/E Volvo 740GLE auto - scrapped (£200)
96/N Toyota Carina E 1.6GS  - scrapped (£100)

CARRIED OVER:

88/E Hyundai Stellar 1600GSL - on fleet since 10/18 (£600)
88/E Volvo 740GLE - on fleet since 06/2012 (£150)
89/F Austin Montego 2.0EFi - on fleet since 06/2018 (swapped)

 

2020 goals... 8-valve Proton saloon. Whatever else takes my fancy.

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Bought and sold- various. Worst was a heap of an e39 touring: it went wrong in various ways and after losing my shit with it it had the last laugh by what I can only describe as having catastrophic engine failure en route the scrap yard, deserting me en route. Schadenfreude back at you- your now a washing machine motherfucker. the rest were decent enough. 

Bought sold and bought back- mk1 sprinter with old 2.3 diesel from the t1 range. Comfortably Less power to weight than a 602 2cv but also brilliant and currently my only transport beside bicycles. I’m loving its simplicity after having a few mechanical woes with other vehicles this year. No turbo, no DMF, no shit cdi injector clamp design, rarity of HGF etc etc. Count me IN.

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Looking back, I don't think I posted my account last year.  HMSC will no doubt be in touch to check on them.  Meanwhile, this year started pretty tamely with only two cars

The family Legacy:

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Which @HillmanImp took on recently;

And the leaf.  It's not interesting, nobody cares, I don't have any pictures of it.

Oh here:

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We still have that.

I also had this:

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Which is shown in its lighter configuration prior to being weighed in, ready to help this sad panda:

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Which I also still have.  Anyway, that wasn't good enough for @TontonTdB who needed a winter beater, so I bought this from @sporty-shite:

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This was ideal for the duration and generally great fun.  Then it HGF'D, so I sold it to Scary.

Tonton got married in May so the legacy did a few miles down to Toulon and back, inspiring a need for a comfortable French car.

So I bought this from Max:

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Which is amazing and she still has, but probably not the right car for a family trip to Toulon.

So I sold it to Mrs L1 and bought this:

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Which was hilarious, but not for me.  So I lost lots of money on it and sold it to @castros_bro

Meanwhile @Jim Bell had bought a 405 saloon which was broken, and he sold it to me for cheaps.

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This was great, but needed a thermostat housing (donated by the 405 above) and all new brake lines, so it got roffled off to @Cavcraft when it needed tyres, because buying tyres would have been more expensive than buying this:

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Which is fucking awesome, or so I thought until @TheDoctor got his mitts on it and revealed to the world how shit it was and how a Perodua Kelisa with mole grip flared wheelarches was a much better car.

With that roffled I bought what I should have got in the first place:

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Which I still have, and is probably the best car I've ever had.

Somewhere in this I briefly owned this ungrateful piece of shit after a crap @Lacquer Peel auction, clocked it and drove it off a short cliff just after the MOT, before selling it to @davehedgehog31

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