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The Price is SHITE!


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New game. Shite car for auction. 

AUTOSHITE COME ON DOWN! 

Guess the auction end price. 

Nearest winner gets a blow job off Katy Perry or a picture of Les Dennis, whichever is most available at the time. 

First entry:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166123965575?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=-DVxi_IGSsa&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=Wdnh7tdPQ7S&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

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Whats the finishing price gonna be? 

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I've edited the title as why the fuck didn't I think of that beforehand? 

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  • HillmanImp changed the title to The Price is SHITE!
49 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

£2222.22

Buyer will have beard and be wearing corduroy trousers.

For a Maestro Turbo?

 

I'm guessing you don't remember the sort of people who drove Maestro Turbos? They weren't beardy corduroy people......

 

More "can't afford an Escort RS Cosworth" type of people. Maestro Turbos never got really cheap, but they were always below Cosworths. Rare car

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17 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

For a Maestro Turbo?

 

I'm guessing you don't remember the sort of people who drove Maestro Turbos? They weren't beardy corduroy people......

 

More "can't afford an Escort RS Cosworth" type of people. Maestro Turbos never got really cheap, but they were always below Cosworths. Rare car

More of a satirical comment on Maestro enthusiasts in general.

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3 hours ago, sdkrc said:

A blow job off Les Dennis? Fair enough

£3,450 

I think you misheard, I'm fairly sure he said the prize is Katy Perry taking a picture of the winner whilst they give Les Dennis a blow job.

I know nothing about MG's and their values, so instead the problem was fed into a powerful AI system in order to produce the most accurate estimation possible with modern computing technology.

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It all depends if his mates are on line to help the bidding and one of them doesn't make the winning bid.

My guess is that it will be removed from sale before the listing ends, as either some mug will turn up and offer the reserve to take it away now, or there's a mistake in the description and the seller decides to go for a fixed price listing instead.

(£3.066.53)

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