reb Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 19 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: @reb - you said you wanted a track 850... Well, you see... AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Other possibles from me are the XR4x4 and the Proton Satria Sprint. The XR4x4 I hadn't thought of until someone I worked with many moons ago got a cheap one out of the auctions, specifically to rag around Knockhill track days, and despite minimal prep and repeated thrashings, it refused to die. The Proton I arrived at after a similar discussion on here years ago around the Doune Hillclimb (iirc), and it so happened there was a silver one on eBay with (again iirc) a £300 BIN that had caught my eye. But it was in Airdrie, and just didn't smell right at all, so I didn't bite. But...it's basically a Mitsubishi innit...4G63 transplant...yeah, about 500 turbo horsies would make it interesting. Maybe more horsies if 'only' 500 doesn't dislodge rip out the front subframe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 St.Jude, 500tops, RayMK and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 It would have to be the Swiftmobile for me. Although I do remember a chap going up Prescott hillclimb in his Volvo 740 estate towcar, just to get the points, because his March racer wouldn't run. Yoss, chaseracer, garethj and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 3 hours ago, CreepingJesus said: 850 wagon, but with a mismatched tailgate and winter tyres cos we got them for pennies off eBay. And painted beige with brown and russet accents, which any AS racer would have to be. That's got me thinking. Whatever the AS Motorsport vehicle may be, it'll be nothing without sponsorship. So who do we want emblazoned on the side of our chariot? I'll start: - Tenalady - Rennie - Bettaware - Saga - Bournemouth & Christchurch tourist board MiniMinorMk3, AnnoyingPentium, chaseracer and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 K Seal? Halfords Trade Card (but borrowed off your mate)? Starline Clutches? Shite Ron, grogee, Bradders59 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic Viking Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 11 minutes ago, grogee said: So who do we want emblazoned on the side of our chariot? Sex Toys UK Viagra Connect grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Senokot Co-op Funeral Care Dunelm Dyslexic Viking, eddyramrod, St.Jude and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 49 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said: Viagra Connect You may jest, but it's bindun in NASCAR... And as for British GT, this is a current car! Dyslexic Viking, AnnoyingPentium, St.Jude and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jude Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, CreepingJesus said: K Seal? Halfords Trade Card (but borrowed off your mate)? Starline Clutches? Wot? No Autoaid? CreepingJesus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, anonymous user said: Although I do remember a chap going up Prescott hillclimb in his Volvo 740 estate towcar, just to get the points, because his March racer wouldn't run. I vaguely remember that happening at a sprint event at Mallory Park a few years ago - a chap who normally competed in a kit car contacted the organisers to say it wouldn't be ready and got permission to compete in his tow vehicle. The said vehicle was a SEAT Altea! anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 We could ask Euro Car Parts for sponsorship, but would it be the right sponsorship that would turn up? Say, asking for a full season of BTCC, but getting the 'JOGLE In Under Nine Hours' pack. And then accepting that it kinda goes near Knockhill and Mallory Park, and two rounds is probably enough for whatever heap we're running. St.Jude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 grogee, adw1977, Parky and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sheffcortinacentre Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Mine Datsuncog, djim, sdkrc and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 My sport. Not my video. https://youtu.be/1aZBnV0aX1g chaseracer and St.Jude 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wesacosa Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 4 hours ago, Pieman said: I think just two of those were built for the 1994 BTCC season, one is now in Volvo's museum in Sweden and I think the other one is in a private collection. You may notice that the Montego estate I posted is in a tribute livery to this car - the car that was a meme before the word "meme" was invented! I may be completely wrong here, but I believe I read that it was only partly a publicity stunt and the car was partly designed as a test bed for FWD ahead of the 850 saloon being introduced the following year, the team (TWR) having been used to working with RWD cars. I suspect the publicity was a big part of it given it was the learning year but TWR insisted there was an aerodynamic advantage of the estate, and that if the rules hadn't changed to allow full on rear wings for 1995 they would have kept with the Estate Formula Autos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 maybe? grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Will Gollop's 6R4 is the opposite of shite, it's probably the most successful Rallycross car ever! egg and CreepingJesus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formula Autos Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 [coughs] Datsuncog, wesacosa, Rightnider and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 15 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: A Rover 75 Tourer, but rallying. An MX5 rallying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
155V6 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 grogee, wesacosa, Dave_Q and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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andy18s Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 10 hours ago, Pieman said: Will Gollop's 6R4 is the opposite of shite, it's probably the most successful Rallycross car ever! dunno,I think the 6r4 is Autoshite through and through. We want to win the WRC so let's build a car. But lets use the Metro for sentimental reasons as it pretty much saved Austin Rover. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.adrianflux.co.uk%2Finflux%2Fblog%2Fmg-metro-6r4%2F&psig=AOvVaw3_GheKYk2fPsZdW5_Z6LLN&ust=1679730285151000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCKi9uf-I9P0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ Hmm, we need a bit more airflow into the car,so just stick these on.That'll do https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn-influx-wp.adrianflux.co.uk%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FMetro-6R4-Homologator-2.jpeg&tbnid=VrmCmpWn0niS_M&vet=10CDsQMyiBAWoXChMIqL25_4j0_QIVAAAAAB0AAAAAEA0..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.adrianflux.co.uk%2Finflux%2Fblog%2Fmg-metro-6r4%2F&docid=qnvv2jpsytK0HM&w=800&h=600&q=6r4&ved=0CDsQMyiBAWoXChMIqL25_4j0_QIVAAAAAB0AAAAAEA0 Arse,we need wider tyres and some more aero to try keep it stable. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ultimatespecs.com%2Fcargallery%2F22%2F103%2Fw400_MG-Metro-c130107-15.jpg&tbnid=6TVy-VQumntUmM&vet=12ahUKEwj3xf6IifT9AhWni_0HHYQvBQcQMygaegUIARCfAg..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ultimatespecs.com%2Fbg%2Fcar-specs%2FMG%2F130107%2FMG-Metro-6R4-Clubman.html&docid=wcq_eqW0mvlA_M&w=400&h=266&q=6r4&ved=2ahUKEwj3xf6IifT9AhWni_0HHYQvBQcQMygaegUIARCfAg Ok,it's done. what colour should it be? Beige? https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aronline.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F07%2FMGMetro6R4s.jpg&tbnid=3ySGQEK2cPVqJM&vet=12ahUKEwj3xf6IifT9AhWni_0HHYQvBQcQMygVegUIARCPAg..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aronline.co.uk%2Fcars%2Faustin%2Fmetro%2Fmg-metro-6r4%2F&docid=s2bQ7xvX_7eG6M&w=600&h=450&q=6r4&ved=2ahUKEwj3xf6IifT9AhWni_0HHYQvBQcQMygVegUIARCPAg egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyland Worldmaster Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Pah. All suggestions are far too good. And far too slow. Everyone* knows that nothing is faster than a fucking rental car. The only thing I'd change is the colour. White or beige. Do they make a beige Duster? Discussion over.* I've won!* 😜😜😜 CreepingJesus and grogee 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 48 minutes ago, 155V6 said: Haha I loved Jeff Wilson's BTCC Belmont. I remember Autosport, who used to do an amusing almanac lookahead to the next 12 months each Christmas issue. The theme of this one was Nigel Mansell after the disastrous end to his guest Mondeo outings gradually taking on worse and worse one off touring car drives until he ended up by the end of the season driving that Belmont 155V6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 In F1 the most utterly useless team has to be "Life" who invented their own engine, 12 cylinder thing configured in three banks of 4 cylinders, used a someone elses' hopeless chassis, drivers refused to drive it, never qualified for anything, bits fell off, it all turned to shit. I'll write the story up someday, it's brilliant. St.Jude, D.E, Asimo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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