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Good morning people of the internet.

 

I have killed all my cars so have had to buy a new one.

It is 11.15am as I type this and I have done three poos and one small vomit as a result of a choking fit.

Stage one was returning a 1.3 diesel Corsavan to my work, where today's caper starts.

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1 hour ago, cms206 said:

Good morning people of the internet.

 

I have killed all my cars so have had to buy a new one.

It is 11.15am as I type this and I have done three poos and one small vomit as a result of a choking fit.

Stage one was returning a 1.3 diesel Corsavan to my work, where today's caper starts.

20230228_111203.jpg

Surely the best way of disappearing is to catch a Stagecoach bus and wait for it to fuck off in a different direction to what it's supposed to be going.

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1 hour ago, Dave_Q said:

Everywhere in Scotland sounds potentially glamorous to a southerner 

Largs and Millport were the stuff of our primary school 'away days' before the summer holidays. 
Potentially many things but rarely glamorous (as an aside Largs was where the first load of Commandos got trained up in WW2 before they all got shifted up to the barren wastes of Achnacarry - never seems to get much of a mention)

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