cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Good morning people of the internet. I have killed all my cars so have had to buy a new one. It is 11.15am as I type this and I have done three poos and one small vomit as a result of a choking fit. Stage one was returning a 1.3 diesel Corsavan to my work, where today's caper starts. Rust Collector, Shite Ron, LightBulbFun and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 Stage the second. But first, an interval. Split_Pin, juular, Tickman and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 Two smol dogs are in a perambulator on the train It is a modern world. *UPDATE* one of the smol dogs is now out. Exciting times. RoverFolkUs, DeanH, Jim Bell and 33 others 10 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 'Toy dog throws it's toy dog out of the pram on a train' shocker! Chodspeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Collector Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Looking at the dog in picture 1 and the lady's expression in picture 2; what is it they say about pets looking like their owners? 😅 RoverFolkUs, Shite Ron, Rusty_Rocket and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Rust Collector said: Looking at the dog in picture 1 and the lady's expression in picture 2; what is it they say about pets looking like their owners? 😅 "Is that your dog love? It looks a helluva like you!" AnnoyingPentium, Tickman and Rust Collector 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Another peugeot 406 of questionable quality to be despised by domestic management? 320touring and jaypee 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Three number twos and a number three! What a hero! Good luck with the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, cms206 said: Good morning people of the internet. I have killed all my cars so have had to buy a new one. It is 11.15am as I type this and I have done three poos and one small vomit as a result of a choking fit. Stage one was returning a 1.3 diesel Corsavan to my work, where today's caper starts. Surely the best way of disappearing is to catch a Stagecoach bus and wait for it to fuck off in a different direction to what it's supposed to be going. eddyramrod, juular and CreepingJesus 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juular Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Mk1 Proton Saga that has been parked at the harbour in Peterhead for years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregZX Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Only ever passed through Glengarnock Station on the way to the Costa Del Largs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 minute ago, GregZX said: Only ever passed through Glengarnock Station on the way to the Costa Del Largs. Everywhere in Scotland sounds potentially glamorous to a southerner BorniteIdentity, hairnet, AnnoyingPentium and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dave_Q said: Everywhere in Scotland sounds potentially glamorous to a southerner Clachan of Campsie sounds like something one goes to the doctor for.. probably treated with a cream juular, Dave_Q and RobT 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 This is exactly how my ex wife felt when I turned up with that fucking Sierra. 808 Estate, privatewire, Angrydicky and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 how can you beat a hy&dry steller and a bostin montenegro? watch this space... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juular Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, 320touring said: Clachan of Campsie sounds like something one goes to the doctor for.. probably treated with a cream That reminds me, how did you get on with your Skinflats at the clinic? 320touring, GregZX and CreepingJesus 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Just now, juular said: That reminds me, how did you get on with your Skinflats at the clinic? Blood everywhere, like I was Menstrieating.. Pieman, juular, jaypee and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, Dave_Q said: Everywhere in Scotland sounds cold and rust-inducing to a southerner EFA AnnoyingPentium, Flat4, sutty2006 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 fwend eddyramrod, AnnoyingPentium, wuvvum and 11 others 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 smol chrain is smol BorniteIdentity, Dave_Q, 320touring and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 At this point I've been in so many stations I don't know if it's Sheffield Tuesday or Pancake Wednesday. Twiggy, privatewire, grogee and 9 others 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 There are a number of strong looks today. Stanky, privatewire, grogee and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, cms206 said: There are a number of strong looks today. Amazing how much fuller figured @davidfowler2000 is from the back... CreepingJesus and sporty-shite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 26 minutes ago, cms206 said: suspicious fify Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesWeldedShut Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Dave_Q said: Everywhere in Scotland sounds potentially glamorous to a southerner Largs and Millport were the stuff of our primary school 'away days' before the summer holidays. Potentially many things but rarely glamorous (as an aside Largs was where the first load of Commandos got trained up in WW2 before they all got shifted up to the barren wastes of Achnacarry - never seems to get much of a mention) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1938 Packard with LPG conversion and CB radio. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 43152 provides the next part of the journey... Ted Eggs, Split_Pin, djim and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 43152- sprinter gti 😁 PicantoJon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Turbit Train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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