sporty-shite Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Didn't expect that. Coming soon to a dragstrip near you 🤣🤣🤣 320touring, AnnoyingPentium and jaypee 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, sporty-shite said: Didn't expect that. Coming soon to a dragstrip near you 🤣🤣🤣 Funnily enough BIG GIRL CAN RUN was Fuuu' Shoe onto the m74😂 sporty-shite, JMotor, AnnoyingPentium and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 GOOD NEWS PEOPLE! it's a dry, bright day here, and I have found my work phone. Hopefully HI-Def pix incoming shortly Flat4, Twiggy and loserone 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_al_granvia Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 its a passion wagon orr you and the burd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Pez pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Just now, grogee said: Pez pics or it didn't happen Oh, I'm sure it'll be visiting a petrol station soon! We all know just how economical* El Grands are to run. grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, grogee said: Pez pics or it didn't happen As in petrol station or "Gallon and matches once he realizes what he has done"? grogee, Supernaut and Sunny Jim 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 hour ago, big_al_granvia said: its a passion wagon orr you and the burd nit whin she sees it ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 10 minutes ago, hairnet said: nit whin she sees it ken It's ok, I use my personality as a contraceptive.. Supernaut, sutty2006, aldo135 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 As promised... FILTH (in both senses of the word) From 10ft.. not too bad, bit JDMYO... Enhance Mainly superficial and relatively easily tidied. The other side can't be as bad... Nevermind, onto the back.. FUCK IT, round the front.. JESUS H SHITTING CHRIST! did you not take your guide dog? At least it's dry inside: OH. clean and tidy at least? BASTARD At least the engine bay is tidy and the wiper arm doesn't foul on the bonnet.. THATS IT, ahm away back to bed😂 On the positive side: Drives lovely gearbox ace engine great Should come up well with a clean ELECTRIC CURTAINS!!!1!1!1! TIP RUNZ (try not to get it put into the scrap metal skip...) Double centre swivel seats/captains chairs AnnoyingPentium, Popsicle, Rust Collector and 27 others 27 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 DNW (DO NOT WASH) PicantoJon, Supernaut, grogee and 6 others 2 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat4 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Was it cheap, at least? 320touring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Collector Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 These Japanese vans are awesome. I really regret selling my V6 Granvia, would love a diesel Elgrand or Granvia again. If she drives nicely then you should be on to a winner once she's cleaned up! 320touring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 There's one like that near us, I think the guy works in a local garage. It's similarly "patinated". 320touring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 47 minutes ago, iainrcz said: There's one like that near us, I think the guy works in a local garage. It's similarly "patinated". #JDMYO #Tokyorust Dave_Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, 320touring said: #JDMYO #Tokyorust My Jap car is DDYo. Derby domestic market 🤣 AnnoyingPentium and jaypee 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Wow, what a corker! Very nice. Bit of elbow grease and this looks like it could be a total winnermobile. This more than makes up for last week's ROVER SADFACE, no? 320touring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 lol Jim Bell, Lacquer Peel, 320touring and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 The one near us is an Elgrand Homy. In a driveway opposite is another unusual one, a black Toyota Alphard. Flat4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: lol YOU KNOWZIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Charm Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, iainrcz said: The one near us is an Elgrand Homy. In a driveway opposite is another unusual one, a black Toyota Alphard. That's right suckah! That whip is an Elgrand, Homie. Yo' hear me? An E to tha L to tha G-R-A-N-D Elgrand! All ma homies drive Elgrands coz we be ballin'. Peace out, playas. PicantoJon, mat_the_cat, Twiggy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 I thought he'd typed Elgrand Horny at first! AnnoyingPentium and Alusilber 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, High Jetter said: I thought he'd typed Elgrand Horny at first! Not at my age. AnnoyingPentium and High Jetter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 7 hours ago, 320touring said: very care home looking AnnoyingPentium, timolloyd, DSdriver and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 56 minutes ago, stuboy said: very care home looking Preparing for my future😂 Twiggy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 Took it to it's spiritual home.. Cheers to @jaypee for the picture Dave_Q, jaypee, privatewire and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 Stuff I have learned today... This thing has OEM overmats throughout. @Jim Bell would be orgasmic at the sight of them.. Coprolalia, Lacquer Peel, Sunny Jim and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 An unexpected and delicious purchase. dome, Popsicle, Lacquer Peel and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 30, 2023 Author Share Posted January 30, 2023 Decided to have a swing at cleaning the front of this today.. To say it is manky is an understatement The natty OEM overmats have seen a dug or twa.. I reckon a stiff brush then a wetvac should sort that. Drivers footwell is hoachin. I decided to focus on stuff I could scrub. The steering wheel wasn't too bad But the auto box selector was howfin The stalks were bowfin too But came up well with some wipes. I removed all the damp parking tickets from the base of the windscreen and cleaned all the windows On the outside the OEM nissan wind deflectors are forming gardens, with the door handles not far behind. There were also a couple of odd finds .. Other than that. It's come up well, but I think the big work will be in the soft furnishings - I expect the wet vac will earn it's keep. After meeting @Supernaut off, I got to snap a Rexton pic😁 Later, on the way home I stopped to check on the 320, and the van wouldn't start after. It was completely dead .. I waggled the battery terminals and it fired right into life. Another thing to fix then.. Schaefft, Coprolalia, AnnoyingPentium and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 SKEEERRRRAP AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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