christmas Secret Santa Reveals…

[Ohdearme]

The kids lasted until 2:43 a.m. so legitimate Secret Santa opened through bleary eyes…

A bit of bit of bling

Some fine* china and a very useful (genuinely) mini screwdriver set as Mrs ODM has been threatening to pilfer my gear for a “House set of tools”

and the piece de la resistance…a highly treasured Norwood anniversary bowling club key ring.

 

[Wack]

There's a lot of thought gone into my present, eat, clean and play,the only EV I'll ever own  thanks very much secret santa. 

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

Loving what I received... the editor on here is going mad so I can't upload my pictures without it crashing soooo I got...

A beaded seat cover

Highway Code 2007

A book on advanced driving

And some chocolate foil Brussels Sprouts things.

Thank you to my mystery sender. Also whoever has mine, I'm sorry, I didn't completely understand the rules of this... Will try harder next year etc.

[Ohdearme]

Wonder if we’ll end up with the equivalent of a forum bike that keeps getting re-gifted every secret Santa…

😂😂

[ruffgeezer]

I've gone in already and got a lovely book.  Can't wait to have a mooch through it later.

Thank you AS Secret Santa!

[gm]

a pair of excellent books and what i presume to be a Jeremy Clarkson wig  

i mean, i look nothing like him  

many thanks, secret santa ! i shall need to do a top gear review of the Exo now  

 

[Markeh]

Thanks very much to my secret santa!

Some air fresheners, a magnetic pickup tool, a rather nice torch and some chocolate coins roffle tokens.

[Tenmil Socket]

Thanks Shite Santa! 
 

[grogee]

My goodness my cup overfloweth. Easily the best presents I've received this year, and that includes family and wife! Thanks so much to whoever sent it, you smashed it out of the park. Thank you thank you THANK YOU!!!

(Not photographed: a period press pic of the MG Maestro)

[Macscrooge]

Shite Santa has been. And next year I’ll be able to track his sleigh 😁

[1duck]

I got a shiny copy of a biography of Lionel Messi, thank you secret Santa.

I do enjoy a good biography and I doubt Messi ltd would scrimp on the ghost writer it'll keep me out of trouble for a while.

[Dick Longbridge]

Wow. Thanks Shitey Santa. All of this is genuinely useful and will be used. Someone has made a cracking effort with this lot - the MR2 reference made me chuckle too! 

Cheers!

[Mine's a Leganza!]

Secret Santa emptied his sack and all of these goodies made their way down the chimney even though we do not have one!

Some useful bits n pieces.

18 rated saucy stickers

Rolling Stones cassette

Matchbox Shell tanker and Majorette Volvo 245 DL

Framed Hillman Imp info. They were offering £66 of free petrol, about a tank these days!

Thank you Secret Santa 

[RoverFolkUs]

5 hours ago, Mine's a Leganza! said:

Secret Santa emptied his sack and all of these goodies made their way down the chimney even though we do not have one!

Some useful bits n pieces.

18 rated saucy stickers

Rolling Stones cassette

Matchbox Shell tanker and Majorette Volvo 245 DL

Framed Hillman Imp info. They were offering £66 of free petrol, about a tank these days!

Thank you Secret Santa 

They missed a trick by not including a ticket from whenever the next Daewoo Leganza roffle will be...

🙃😉😂

[dozeydustman]

Many thanks ASSS.

Sadly due to food allergies (wheat & soya) I can’t eat the biscuits so Mrs D has dibbed them.

I’ll have a good look through the laptop’s software later & hopefully it’ll take a hooky version of Tech-II and BMW software for the fleet.

[Christine]

Is that your cock hanging out ?  The black bit on the end  looks a bit nasty mate 

[dozeydustman]

8 minutes ago, Christine said:

Is that your cock hanging out ?  The black bit on the end  looks a bit nasty mate 

If it was that long I’d be a happy man.

It’s the dog’s snout

[Christine]

I know...

[Saabnut]

My prezzie arrived on Friday and once opened yesterday turned out to be a rather nice Rover T-shirt!

Thank you ASSS

[Mine's a Leganza!]

3 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

They missed a trick by not including a ticket from whenever the next Daewoo Leganza roffle will be...

🙃😉😂

My Daewoo Leganza is out there somewhere!

[Joey spud]

Well look at this pile of loot (there was chocolate too but I ate it)...

A genuine thank you to however took the time and effort to compile such an assortment,the cartoon book has some laugh out loud content within its pages.

Best wishes to you and those around you.

[groovylee]

My secret Santa got me an awesome collection of cable ties, air fresheners, and electrical tape. I'm now checking the security to my security cameras at home, as I'd been chatting to Mrs groovy that I used the last of the cable ties on the bloody Xmas lights, and I need some for the mosquito 😳🤣 thanks Secret Santa 🎅

[mintwth]

Thank you Santa.

Mints, chocolates and a Christmas 1985 Autocar magazine full of shite.

Road tests include the Skyship 500 (the article doesn't mention it but I'm fairly sure it's the airship that was in A View To A Kill) compared to a range of alternatives from the Harrier, through the space shuttle to a beer dray. 

And the first Peugeot built in Britain, the 309

[inconsistant]

I got a beautifully presented cheesey pub in a box. A couple of provocatively named beers, some smoked cheese and some lovely snacks. Especially the salt & vinegar pork scratchings. Yum!

Thanks for the thoughtful and delicious present ASSS!

 

[GMcD]

I was slightly perplexed by the age restriction warning on the box but what a nice surprise, thank you very much Secret Santa!

I shall enjoy skelpin' this at Hogmanay:

[JJ0063]

Got hold of mine today, thanks AS Santa - had my eye on this book so really appreciate it! Very thoughtful.

Really lucky Santa packed it in a waterproof bag as Evri left it outside with no note through the door so the box was piss wet through!

 

Also big thanks to @95 quid Peugeotfor organising again.

[JMotor]

Sadly I've not seen anything from my AS Santa. 

Fear I may have left it too long to say anything too. Sorry to that person if that's the case 😔. 

Ahh fudge!

[JMotor]

Happy ending! 

Had a parcel waiting for me today. 

Thought this was fuckin quality! 😂 

Tanks! AS Sandy Claws! 

Oh cheers for the gummy bears too! 

Edit - saw it was sent yesterday on the label. Whoever sent this. Thank you very much! I wasn't expecting anything and I feel bad someone went to the effort. Still appreciate it anyway.