I'm just about to go to a place to purchase another financial mistake shitbox, I won't be revealing where I'm going or what I'm buying until it happens. In the meantime, let's have a fun* guessing game as to what I'm buying and from where!!!
Well shit, that's over 9 threats!
A triple collection thread. All MOTd. All possibly starting. All presumably stopping.
The collection train starts in Glasgow at 12.15 picking up 2x shiters. A further shiter will be collected on the way.
4 shiters. 440 miles. 7hrs. Live updates in 3hrs if anyone can be bothered posting
<husky film trailer type voice>
Just when you thought it was safe to look at a collection thread. Soon will follow a dramatic story of a desperate man with a quest, against all odds, to have a running car in his possession by the end of the day. He will battle crowds of shoppers, day trippers and other hazards…
<record stylus scratch sound>
<nasal Chris Barrie as Gordon Brittas type voice>
What actually will follow is a man heading across London on several trains and (hopefully) driving back around the M25 to put his new purchase into storage and SORNing it until 1st of July. It won’t be exciting, and it may put you to sleep after your Sunday roast.
Poo count = 0
antihistamine count = 1
Extreme nasal excretions count (courtesy of @mitsisigma01) = 3
Yes, I admit it. I have a problem. Far too many problems, in fact, and all four wheeled.
Unfortunately, I also have a fully equipped workshop, plenty of parking spaces and a fully comprehensive trader’s policy, all of which combine to only facilitate my problem.
Here we go again….