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...with the original wankel engine that is almost running

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NSU-RO80-complete-car-spares-repair-wankel-engine-/320595991514

 

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I went to have a look at this last time it was listed. It really is quite grotty underneath, and from the seller's description (by his own admission he knows nothing about Wanker engines) it sounds very much like it's low on compression, and from what little I know about these things I'd be worried that this could be due to worn out rotor tips. The interior is very good though.

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...with the original wankel engine that is almost running

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NSU-RO80-complete-car-spares-repair-wankel-engine-/320595991514

 

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I went to have a look at this last time it was listed. It really is quite grotty underneath, and from the seller's description (by his own admission he knows nothing about Wanker engines) it sounds very much like it's low on compression, and from what little I know about these things I'd be worried that this could be due to worn out rotor tips. The interior is very good though.

 

The Mazda lumps have the plugs set really low and if they aren't perfect, foul for a pastime leading to all sorts of issues.

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Have we had this yet?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-CITROEN-BX-G ... 4aa4fa461e

 

Ticks all the right boxes for me and I like the way it's been slightly modified. Wheels suit it, Morettes look superb and the benefit of leather too.

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*HOLD THE FRONT PAGE*

 

This, surely, is the absolute epitome of shiteness. Beiege, diesel, slower than an asthmatic snail that's been superglued to the floor and superbly horrible...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-MERCEDES-240 ... 20b41d2549

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This needs some new 'seals' :roll: seller doesnt suffer fools either:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Honda-Prelude-MK1-1981-/220677652366

I will not reply to stupid messages only sensible ones

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VOLVO-340-GL-GREEN-/260672283060

Being sold be a 'T Yeo' who I believe is a former shadow environment and transport secretary, kind of makes sense when you know that bit of info.

 

Jesus!!!!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Peugeot-404-1972-/220677535011

Looks class that, in Devon too so well placed geographically to enter the Bickle fold!

 

Horrible trims excepted, this looks pretty decent, I would sack those off and get some 22" KROME SPINNAZ WIKID BLUDZ Y0!!!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-CIVIC-2-0-AERODECK-FUTURE-CLASSIC-NO-RESERVE-/330479413994

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUBARU-IMPREZA-TURBO-CATALUNYA-UK-SPECIAL-EDIT-No90-/280569418724

There was one of these driving round Crewe yesterday, it had the obligatory raw sewage outlet for an exhaust, also a mega loud dump valve that operated even if you changed up a gear at 1500rpm, and on top of that, some sort of thing in the exhaust that made a couple of gunfire noises come out the exhaust during gearchanges. Basicallly it had the full package of 'HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT WHAT A COMPLETE BELLEND I AM' mods.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUZUKI-SWIFT-1-3-GS-/190451034166

UH UH UH

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FUCK OFF!

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Why? What's the matter with you? AND you want £1495? You parasitic piss licker.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-Volkswagen-G ... 2eae6687ca

 

Limited Edition, rare, delivery miles etc etc......

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Beaten with the ugly stick, and £10k.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-Vauxhall-Ast ... 5889c97ab5

 

Lovely old 1 owner Cavalier, someone restrain cavette please....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 230a9688d8

 

Big old Peugeot bus, being sold by a strange person....

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beware the text of the advert is difficult to read.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-PEUGEOT-505- ... 35acdb9810

 

Luxobarge, needs work....

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£150 start bid, haz 3 days left......http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-BMW-728-SE-A ... 3a5f216863

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That Astra needs to be fragged immediately. Personally I'd send the Cavalier too, but I suppose it's inoffensive enough as long as I don't have to breathe its foul fumes.

 

But you'd let the Shat look Golf live? That would be straight over the bridge if it was down to me.

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ebay espana - like its Latin brother eBay.it, a bit of a mess, which seems to rather miss the point of an auction site by not having any auctions. BINs only, plus they're all free ads, offering tiresome nobendos the opportunity to list their burnt-out Renault 18 up to 49 times.

 

First up - a genuine "authi morris". I think he's only advertising it for spares, but still a bit of an OMG.

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http://www.ebaycoches.es/authi-morris-1300/317368

 

€250 Moskvich WINmobile:

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http://www.ebaycoches.es/moskvich-aleko ... ada/406134

 

A big ole to this senor for getting 311,000km out of a Renault 11. €300.

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http://www.ebaycoches.es/renault-11-gtl ... 986/438508

 

Icon of shite for €300. Doesn't actually look too bad at all.

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http://www.ebaycoches.es/citroen-ami-8-break/412612

 

This looks rather nice for €300, and if my Spanish doesn't deceive me (though as I don't speak any, fair chance it might) it appears to have a current ticket. A fun drive home from Madrid, if you can handle the "no funcionar" aspects.

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http://www.ebaycoches.es/renault-21-granate/427557

 

Road trip! Rag the crap out of this excellent €350 Sexy Beast cast-off, then dump it in the continental middle of nowhere (adjacent to a Ryanair airstrip).

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Motor, gearbox, pneumatic good. Carrosoria with rust. Not right.Matricular United Kingdom.

http://www.ebaycoches.es/mercedes-500-se-1986/348831

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Well, I've now found the "proper" auction-based ebay.es, but it's so crap that I wish I hadn't.

 

A few nice old Renners from their classified site:

 

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€400

 

http://www.ebaycoches.es/ranult-4/366893

 

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€500

 

http://www.ebaycoches.es/renault-r12ts/393088

 

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€500

 

http://www.ebaycoches.es/renault-12-ts-ano-1979/432508

 

There was a Renault 6 on there yesterday, but I can't seem to find it now. I HATE MYSELF.

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http://www.gumtree.com/london/54/66374654.html

 

Early Montego estate with six months test.

 

needs brakes looking at, exhaust needs tightening, front bumper has a slight dent in it, needs indicater lens cover, roof interior at back slightly falling down, all original features, electric windows at front don't work,

 

I know Austin Rover build quality could be a bit suspect at times, but I am sure it wasn't that bad!! :wink:

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I've heard about the Astra before, seems to be a genuine GM 'special' though it looks a bit shit and isn't really worth ten large.

Mk2 Cav is a honey.

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^ Two posts of pure win there for me!, I love that Pick Up, I can't see £299 being that expensive for it neither, I can see Mr_Bo11ox liking that.

 

And spottedlaurel will cream himself over that 180B, and rightly so, It's stunning, even down the brown interior that clashes badly, I'm not keen on the white wall wheels on that though.

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