willswitchengage Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 And today's modified fail award goes to... This is £3000 but doesn't look bad for recreating your favourite James May Top Gear moments: And finally, spesh photo of the day: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MS-Jiffy-Pick ... 4ab5a8a508 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-m ... 3cc41a4894IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUY THIS CAR TO USE , WHY NOT BID FOR THE CAR TO BE DESTROYED EPICLY !!! WINNING BIDDER DESIDE THIS CLASSIC CARS FATE AND A VIDEO WILL BE MADE AND PUT ON YOUTUBE FOR ALL TO SEE!!!!!Utter Helmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 MOTHER OF GOD! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yugo-1600cc-C ... 3373b51744 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaS Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Oh yes! Keepin my eye on that. If its a 1.6 I'll be most suprised though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R9UKE Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 The girlfriend has been looking for a cabriolet. I would kill to see her face if I told her I'd bought her one and turned up in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 The girlfriend has been looking for a cabriolet. I would kill to see her face if I told her I'd bought her one and turned up in that. I fear it won't be you doing the killing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYANIDE STEVE Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 1968?! No I think it's a 1988-89! I wouldn't have minded that but it's right up in Moray. It would cost me more than the car was new in diesel to go and trailer it back home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Just copy the great master Bickle, De-badge and let all and sundry assume it's a mk1 Golf WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigel bickle Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Seen it. Hands full right now.. Ta though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 MONTEGO!!!111!!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-AUSTI ... 4cffb60e7a 'The last time I drove the car I noticed an oil leak but I do not have the mechanical know how to know what the cause is.' Oil leaking? Leakage of oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Victor is back, this time with a new owner http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Vauxhall ... 5ae5d97758 'THE CAR WAS RUNNING BUT NOW WON'T START,BUT IT WILL TURN OVER FREELY BUT NOT FIRE UP.MUST BE SOMETHING FAIRLY STRAIGHTFORWARD,TIMING OUT OR FUEL MAYBE,BUT I HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME NOW TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER' Pretty sure the last seller said the same, so a cynic would suggest the current vendor has spent weeks trying to get it fired up to no avail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 *PAGING TRIGGER* http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-/ ... 1c25407d27 What a little cracker. Seems to have either no MOT, or a very short one, but it does look like a bit of a bargain to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 *BING BONG* KLEENEX REQUIRED ON AISLE THREE *BING BONG* http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cava ... 1c254021ce 'Only used to ferry piss and biscuits to my caravan' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Hey, that Transcontinental is MEGA! Meanwhile, be quick if you like the look of this bug-eyed turd for £800: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 coal over front shocks *Fred Dibnah Designs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 It'd look a damn sight better if Dibnah had designed it. That Cavalier looks lovely but, reading between the lines, I bet his reserve is too high for it to sell. ...I won't lose any sleep if I don't sell it so don't expect me to sell it for scrap value because I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 After inadvertently wreaking havoc on care in the community due to his ungainly mentalness, a man raised as an elf at the North Pole is sent to the Rochester in search of his true identity. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk5-cortina-w ... 27c52ec5a1 'Pasted the MOT'I dread to think what he he glued it with, quite possibly his own population paste. 'looks elf like and the heela grill.' 'the only advirors was the tights on the back lights' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I *heart* this and it's so close to me I could get on my pushbike and be banging on his door within the hour. Unfortunately/luckily I would not be able to take the required 1400 notes with me. Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Anyone fancy going on another Ital welding spree so that someone can come along in six months time and ruin the fruits of your labour? As you can see from the photo's, the pick up section is open topped...and open bottomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Sierra Ghia auto. HGF. £500 BIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 MkI Transit project with an Essex V6 on gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Wow! This is a cool-looking little special. You are bidding on an extremely rare Shirley Mk2. The body was made by The Shirley Sports Car Company of Shirley, Birmingham in 1960. The chassis is a 1938 Ford Eight that has been boxed. The engine and gearbox are also from 1938... This is a very rare model with only five Mk2's known to exist worldwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Very tidy Dolomite. A repost maybe: Maestro with a year's ticket for £500 classified. Ultra-low mileage MkII Fiesta. Heather Mills-spec. £1K start; no bids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Feast your eyes on this little 'treat' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tata-Loadbeta ... 2a1b55cc2e 850 used loo roll sheets BIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Not F,G,or H reg sorry but somebody will spaff their load over this http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-L-PROTON ... 2a1b7bb110 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Corsair 2000E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun1706 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Above Gamma for £500 BIN How many mins till that is clicked on!!! Tempted myself but would die a swift death by her indoors! £500 FFS Slurrrrp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Gamma looks like a good deal but that Corsair.... Oh BOY! Who do I have to kill? Even Mrs R likes it, although she's not sure about the colour. I am, I love it. Prog, you are torturing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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