Jump to content

Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.


trigger

Recommended Posts

$(KGrHqJHJ!wE8+vtKfm+BP,k27,TN!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ERAD-6-50-GER ... 4163f1ed6d

 

'Pick of the litter. It's dad is a KC Registered AX Hound (Citroen Du Leicester) and it's mum was a rare Italian breed (PlasticPanda Except). It won 'best in breed' in the MicroDog section at the Little Twatteringwankshaft pet cruelty show.'

Link to comment
Share on other sites

See for this new shite thread, would it be a good idea for us to host the images for posterity on a photobucket account? It's really easy to do, it was a bit depressing seeing all the dead images in the old thread.

 

If you use Firefox you can download the 'Rehost Image' add-on to upload to imageshack or imgur:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo ... ost-image/

 

'Photobucket Uploader' will do the same thing:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo ... -uploader/

Link to comment
Share on other sites

tickets_pam-ayres_1304646696458.png

 

$(KGrHqZ,!pwE9eFgEjB0BP,NRbs1e!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spares-repair ... 1e6c715778

 

'Oh, I wish I'd looked after me Austin,

And spotted the floorpans a rustin,

All the Isopon I use,

Has caused me to muse,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me Austin.

 

I wish I'd been that much more willin'

When I had more metal there than fillin'

I'd rather stick a popper,

Up the end of me chopper

And buy something else with me shillin'.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

$(KGrHqR,!hoE82zwnusKBP,E6Wk6M!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Emerging-clas ... 35ba9f0e52

 

'Emerging classic'

 

Oh it looks emerged alright. It looks like it emerged from behind several white goods, a broken doll's pram and a selection of heavily soiled nappies in a council estate front garden.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

All you'll ever need in a car. Shite, rare, different and best of all it has just the right amount of strokes in the engine.

 

$(KGrHqF,!rcE88g9cKRSBPZ4WyG,Yg~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-Auto-Uni ... 2ebc791c9c

 

That's brilliant, wish I had the money.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

'Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad ,dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad'

 

WHAT? FFS

 

'Can I have a moped for my 16th birthday?'

 

Jesus wept, how many times have I said no?

 

'But dad, it's brown'

 

Brown you say, son? Let's have a look then

 

$(KGrHqRHJEIE88cr4FWiBPZjOHW0ew~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Flipper-Donke ... 3cc3cbd3af

 

'cost £2,000 in 1982 plus £400 odd for the VAT and import fees'

 

Anyone who spent £2,400 on that 30 years ago should have a diamond encrusted Autoshite membership card.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This must be a pretty late one, iirc the very last were registered about 1980/1?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-AVEN ... 19ced3071c

 

Mine was a 'T' plate one

 

There's a beige X plate Talbot badged one in Benfleet, not far from Tarpots. I've only ever seen it the once, when the garage door was open, but it looked immaculate and definitely giffer owned.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

$(KGrHqR,!poE9l75WTsqBPZ)7wZ4hw~~_12.JPG

Teflon Saab 900, only £495 with T+T

 

$(KGrHqF,!lUE9mg+50u(BP,3+tVh7w~~60_12.JPG

Continuing the Mills/Bader/Pistorius spec theme, have a Fester, not even 25k on its' miserable little clock, and already repaired with bodge tape.

 

$(KGrHqJHJ!4E9qKFJD2)BP,5w!YV,g~~60_12.JPG

Robin bastid...why isn't this dirty yellow? Have you no shame man? Don't you understand market forces? Or were you just going to put JPS stickers all over it, and pretend it was Colin Chapman's preferred runabout?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

$(KGrHqJHJCYE9!E7)2ozBP,49QjUew~~60_12.JPG

R5 Prima, and a fairly late one at that. 7 months ticket, and looking in nice nick - but £850? You're pulling my wee man aren't you?

 

$(KGrHqN,!lEE84JS9m2vBPYobbilw!~~60_12.JPG

Get in the fahkin' Jaaaag, Grarnt. We'll teach those fahkin Greek geezers how to rack up a fahkin debt...

 

for mot it will require a bush at the nsr end as there is a knocking coming for it.

 

Fahkin roight it's got a knockin' comin for it - the repair bill will need the fahkin IMF to sort aaht. Ovverwise, I'll just keep holdin this gun to my head until Guy Ritchie gives me a part in his next shit-fest.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...