CreepingJesus Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Porker 924 Martini, with originality issues. 'Scrote van, with plenty of MOT Who'd 'ave thunk, that when T*p G**r were taking the piss out of pronouncing Prod you ahh Kenari, that they'd become so rare, so quickly? I know of an 03-plate locally, but this might well be mega-bargainous. Proper stingy-shite. Minicab Oh dearie dearie me. At the end of the day...it'll be midnight. And this will still be a 1.2 Punto, which could be done over by Billy's mobility scooter with a couple of truck batteries in it. Wanger. Officer Hightower, or 'Taller Than It Is Wide'. This beast will tip over at the mere thought of a roundabout, so what hope has it got up a rutted track? Minty fresh Oddie Hatey; dunno if Bill Oddie would hate it, but I quite like it. Pity I'm not in the market for such a gem. Year's test ftw. To the Grosvenor, James. I'm having lunch with darling Dickie Attenborough and the Queen. Step on it pleb. Scene this Passat, hipster fucknut. Do it, and I'll rat-look you. Verrr fit. Supremely tidy 042 ovloV, with the most anally retentive listing, down to the batch number of the last load of oil (250 mile service intervals) to be lobbed in its' capacious sump. Still would. EDIT: The diesel Dnepr's pure class, by the way. What a weapon. What a babe magnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Straight-ish looking 60k XR2 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-FIE ... 1e6bcb7249 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 With reference to the "which 80s cars are now extinct" thread, these must be getting thin on the ground now... I HAVE OWNED THIS CAR FOR 6 YEARS BUT HAVE DESIDED TO SELL MY LANCIA AS I HARDLY EVER USE IT (JUST OVER 1000 MILES IN 4 YEARS) STARTS AND RUNS SUPERB, THE LAST COUPLE OF MOT`S PASSED WITH NO PROBLEMS, IN FACT THE 2 MOT STATIONS I USED WERE VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE CONDITION OF THE CAR. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-Y10-FI ... 35ba11ee72 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 rare black trim in that XR2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 This is TEH SEX... but are those awful wing mirrors original? Surely not... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICT ... 4ab4b364dc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 How FUY ing ace does this look for £525? 180k and it still looks good.http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1989-audi-100e-20-11-months-mot-taxed-metallic-grey-loads-of-history-all-old-mots/97525967 Pretty cheap if not leggy factory LPG Vecta. I always thought these Vectra's much more acceptable in estate form.http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-vectra-estate-20l-sri-lpg-dual-fuel-factory-fit/97515490 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Kindred spirit: 'A kindred spirit is someone who feels and thinks the way you do.' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kindred-Spiri ... 27c4166046 'when finished it would have the same power to weight ration as a Porshe 911S, yet have a similar frontal area as an F1 car - and with one wheel less than either of those two' Now that is strange, I was thinking almost exactly the same as the seller's description. However I'd have worded it slightly differently, perhaps suggestings that a few bits of odd plastic thrown into a heap on top of a wheelbarrow chassis should be put into a LWB Transit van and taken to the community tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aled Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 At first glance this appeared quite appealing... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-a30-4- ... 3cc2fef655barkes may need attention mot block didnt now what he was look at ... but for the sake of the English language, I'm out why does this have to be so far away i deffo would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 '86 VF750, 'carbs need cleaned'. Possibly because there's a couple of lengths of camchain jammed up 'em. Push the gamble button/starter...see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Or if that's just a bit too much to take on, how about its little brother? Running, but with a seized brake caliper and a noisy top end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 For some unfathomable reason I've always fancied one of these, and this looks like a stonking example... all outer boby work in good condition , no rust , nice honest car . nice origional intiriour Good. For me, an origional intiriour is a must. Why you selling? i just have to many projects on & am having to let go . 6 projects !! its rediculas Yeah, rediculas! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-x19-spor ... 1c245f2cd7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 OK, so he can't type in English... but an X1/9 is a barrel of laughs and if you feel the need, Wilko, go for it! I had one for 6 months and I don't regret it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 OK, so he can't type in English... but an X1/9 is a barrel of laughs and if you feel the need, Wilko, go for it! I had one for 6 months and I don't regret it. I am tempted - joking aside, it looks like a good one. Sheffield's a bit of a trek for me though, so that'll probably rule it out alas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 How cool is this?! Ok, probably not that cool, but still, I would. 58000 genuin miles lots of history, mot/s and service history,its a 1721cc, new timing belt fitted at 46152 miles, this is a very well looked after car http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-VOLVO-48 ... 20c332203a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 GR9 4 DRIFTIN M8 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Starle ... 43adbd5b3c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I'm scoring the purchase danger of this Allegro at 1.5 bottles of red http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-AUSTIN-A ... 337293f739The car has had one lady owner from new and looked and drove like new before we had it!Helmet We havent tried to start it as we cant spare the time.You fucking liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I REALLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS CAR & ONLY HAVE BEEN TOLD ITS A G26 MODEL http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GINETTA-KIT-C ... 256d7d12e5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The car has had one lady owner from new and looked and drove like new before we had it!Helmet What an absolute c*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 OK, so he can't type in English... but an X1/9 is a barrel of laughs and if you feel the need, Wilko, go for it! I had one for 6 months and I don't regret it.I had one for six months and want it back... * was nicer than that one though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 That VF500's a sweetie, Wuvvum, and no mistake. At least the seller's honest about the rattly top end; but that could be anything! It wouldn't be the only VF engine to fail before 40k. There again, it might just need a good service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Update from the Escrot listing:On 01-Mar-12 at 22:21:21 GMT, seller added the following information:IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT NUMEROUS THREADS ARE CIRCULATING THE INTERNET STATING THIS CAR MAY HAVE BEEN STOLEN, I HAVE CONTACTED DERBYSHIRE POLICE REGARDING ABUSIVE MESSAGES AND THREADS THAT I HAVE WHITNESED, DERBYSHIRE POLICE ARE COMING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE CAR TOMORROW, I HAVE BEEN ADVISED BY THE POLICE TO KEEP THIS LISTING LIVE. Where's that 'popcorn' smiley thing? It's gonna be interesting to see how this turns out. Now over 8000 views. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 GR9 4 DRIFTIN M8 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Starle ... 43adbd5b3cDamn I wish I still had my KP60. I bought it for £150, ran it around until the T&T ran out and sold it on the Bay for £350. I was proper pleased with myself at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Update from the Escrot listing:On 01-Mar-12 at 22:21:21 GMT, seller added the following information:IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT NUMEROUS THREADS ARE CIRCULATING THE INTERNET STATING THIS CAR MAY HAVE BEEN STOLEN, I HAVE CONTACTED DERBYSHIRE POLICE REGARDING ABUSIVE MESSAGES AND THREADS THAT I HAVE WHITNESED, DERBYSHIRE POLICE ARE COMING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE CAR TOMORROW, I HAVE BEEN ADVISED BY THE POLICE TO KEEP THIS LISTING LIVE. Yeah, because it couldn't have ever possibly occurred to the seller there was anything bent about the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 WTF??? This isn't far from me, I've asked the seller some usual questions like has the cambelt been changed recently etc and it looks good. Went to view it yesterday - a couple of carpark dings but nothing too serious and nothing more than a little Kurust will sort. Seems like a genuine seller too although sadly I've just bought HMS Ark Royal from edisposals.com (£26, no reserve, seller appeared to have no "genuine reason for sale" and wasn't very good at haggling) so there won't be much room in the garage right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Seems like a genuine seller tooReally? I'm not sure how far I'd trust him - he says the vehicle has had 1,000 good owners, but it appears to have been made by Audi, so at least 500 of those "good" owners will in fact have been utter c*nts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 This looks like a bit of a bargain, at the current price... Full ticket and only 37k miles http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-ME ... 6891422300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Well done, you twat. This looks so much better. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-VAUXHALL ... 3a71244ee0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 All my Chevettes were much older, I never realised how plush the late ones were! But yeah, he is an absolute bellend. Can't drive either, apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinylseats Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Someone buy it quick and put it back to its original form - before the interior gets messed with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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