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The Renner 9 guy seems a grade A twat. Has he not grasped the concept of eBay tools (no pun intended!) ie the facility to watch an item you might be interested in so you can find it again easily????

 

Anyway he's obviously trying the ransom angle so bollox to him.

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Oh dear, seems our Renault selling 'friend' has had a slight spy of his arse.

 

Q] If you really have had an offer of £450 from a banger racer why haven't you let him take it? Why get so stressed about people watching the listing, if you're that arsed about it let the racer have it? Unless of course you're trying to bluff people.

 

A] derr , to try and get more cash ! if hes going to give me 450 why not leve it to run and see if any one else wants it ? if not he will have it at the end . so keep your smart arse comments to your self thanks ! its my car ill do what ever the hell i like with it ! who the hell do you think you are any way . no get lost !

 

Last reply to said moron: I know it's your car you melon and I hope you do scrap it. Your advert is a joke and you type like an 11 year old, you know as well as I do the banger racing bit is complete bollocks and if it doesn't get a bid (and I honestly hope it doesn't) then you'll end up weighing it in for under £200.

I've seen your dodgy adverts starting cars at £100 buy it now then changing the price, eBay must be pissing themselves at the money you're giving them relisting shit like that.

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So it is. I never realised the Patrick Collection mothballed such grade A future shite - a quick look at the inventory (http://www.pmg-i.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/The_Patrick_Collection_List.pdf) reveals said Maestro City van, the 304 (also a van), a Mazda 323F, a 1962 Vauxhall Cresta, a Mk V Cortina 2.0 Ghia, a BMW E34 Compact and an Avantime :D8)

 

What a random list.

This is my favourite entry "1980's Ferrari 308 GTSi Petrol".

 

I can just hear it now...

 

"Right Bob I'm making a list of the cars for the website, what year is that Ferrari?"

"No idea"

"Can you check for me please"

"Fuck off, I'm drinking my tea"

"hhhmmm"

"When did they make Magnum PI?"

"1982?"

"nah it was '88"

"Are you sure?

"course I bloody am"

"I'll just write 1980s then... What engine is in?"

"1.4 diesel"

"It is not"

"Bloody is, go an look and if you don't believe me"

5 minutes later

"You're an arsehole, Bob. Its got spark plugs. 1980's Ferrari 308 GTSi Petrol. There we go."

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Wow, why is it you see one sort of car on eBay then a few turn up?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-1300-G ... 2eba24b673

 

'Slight slag in offside hydroalastic suspension'

 

If that's a deal breaker count me in.

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That 504 is MEGA. GR9 investment if you can haggle him down a bit, as they are rather sought after in France and other parts of the continent.

 

I even have the money in the bank....Had I been certain that I'd manage to get back into work in the next 3-4 months, I would be on the first train/plane to Ecosse.

I's pick you up from the airport and drive you down there just because of the maximum rezpekt that car would bring.

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How mate, 'ow much to deliver to Newcassle like?

Today:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/XY-Ford-Fairm ... 27c19e7b55

 

Next week:

'Only selling as I am against the use of non-Fair Trade primer and my friends from the lesbian seagull society refuse to travel in it.'

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^ :lol:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-CAP ... 2317d27c9c

 

Is there any bigger way of making yourself look like a twat then having this sunstrip on the front of your Capri?

 

for an extra £100 at the end of the auction ..

ive got a pa systen that plays the professionals theme tune from under the front grill..its the best bit of fun you can have with yr clothes on.. go on you know you want it !

 

Err... No i don't!

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I am well feeling the love for this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-mk2-ford-cortina-PROJECT-car-sits-shed-load-parts-/220917014193

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In my memory, with the exception of the bonnet these things used to always look like this in the early 80's. I would paint some flames down the side for good measure and drive around playing punk music on my cassette player.

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