Luxobarges_Are_Us Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 That Senator is so unbelievably full of win! Bloody lack of space... One for the 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' files; V8 Audi, which looks like it needs a bit more fettling than is being admitted to in the ad. It doesn't look too bad to me...probably need a few jobs doing (and a new set of tyres if the current ones are 9+ years old), but that's true of anything that goes for that sort of money. However, the lack of rear legroom (even if the front seats are in the rearmost position) is quite baffling considering the size of the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaarrrrrr!!!!! THIS ITEM HAS BEEN RELISTED DUE TO A TIMEWASTER FROM CYPRESS. Those crazy 90s rappers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Any Edinburglers out there? This looks pretty good for £400 with 11 months mot and 6 months tax. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-scorpio-93-20-aut-11month-no-advisories-mot-6-month-tax/92890157 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan58 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Autoshite for the sporting gentleman: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-PORSCHE-924-AUTO-BEIGE-/320807741840?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ab1a1a990 One can only imagine the type of person who would buy a new Porsche in 1981 and spec it in beige and with an autobox - what a hero! I would gladly scoot about in this as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordpoplier Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 this clearly needs more wheelshttp://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 2648#v4-41 and someone is breeding Imps over here!http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 2648#v4-37 and this is LHD but is that a British plate on the front?http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 1438.l2649 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Think it is British plates on that P5 coupe, which is really odd for a left hooker. Also, that beige 924 is CLASSY. I'd be happy to own that, and pitch up at expensive places in it looking smug. And skint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 9, 2011 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 302 HAC doesn't come up on the DVLA, It could well be fake plates fitted by it's Yankie owner to make it look more authentic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 AC is a Warwickshire code, so the other alternative is that this was once a factory-owned Rover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Tidy Granada... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada- ... 20bff6ec89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 UBER SHITE ALERT http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-litr ... 20bfeee0ac That is effing ace but the wheels would have to be binned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 This needs driving across a rugby field whilst someone throws Fatty's butties out of the window.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AC-Cobra-/250 ... 3a6ddc4177 'It's not a fake snake it's a AC fakkin Cobra' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 To be fair that looks well screwed together, (but not by the seller) I think the current owner probably has bought a new L200 however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 This needs driving across a rugby field whilst someone throws Fatty's butties out of the window.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AC-Cobra-/250 ... 3a6ddc4177 'It's not a fake snake it's a AC fakkin Cobra' "Is this a company car boys?"" 'spect so!" And, "You are F888ing dead as F888!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimad5 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 UBER SHITE ALERT http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-litr ... 20bfeee0ac That is effing ace but the wheels would have to be binned. I know where that is ... if you want a closer look then blast me a wee txt or message And the lad(s) that own it are rather sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 ^^^^^^ indeed! It's quite tidy as well. The lad that owns it does classic banger racing so viewing may only be possible before 7pm as he's probably on a tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I am ashamed to ask this much for what is a complete wreck. I traveled too far and paid far too much for this on ebay recently. #180744950191 but apparently other bidders thought it was worth it. I am now just trying to recoup my misguided bid, train fare and petrol home. Reason(s) for refusal to issue CertificateFuel cap/sealing device does not fasten securely maintaining the sealing arrangement (7.2.2b)Offside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.4)Nearside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion which adversely affects braking or steering (6.1.1)Offside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion which adversely affects braking or steering (6.1.1)Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)Rear both sides, inner sills Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.2)Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.2)Offside Rear Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion which adversely affects braking or steering (6.1.1)Nearside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)Offside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)Parking brake efficiency below requirements (3.7.A.10)Advisory Notice issuedBoth sides Front wheel bearing has slight play (2.5.A.3c)Steering system has slight free play detected at steering wheel (2.2.A.1b)Both front inner arches corrodedBoth rear inner arches corrodedInner sills heavilly corrodedFloor pan heavilly corroded front to rearO/s/r inner arch heavilly corrodedFloor and chassis heavilly corroded, filled with expanding foam and filler **DANGEROUS** Engine is noisy- the end bearings are audibleGearbox in first sounds like a train about to crash The Gear selection is stiff and inaccurate There is horrendous clutch judder and the rear end of the car feels like it wants to go somewhere elseExhaust loud and leaks fumes into carPetrol tank sender unit gasket leakingFuel gauge inaccurate /temperamental I drove 200 miles home in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 This will probably divide opinion. I think.... YES! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-tr7-t ... 3a6dd7f1f7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 TR7=seriously, page three FIT. Mark, I'd absolutely love that 3-litre but a pound to a pice of shite I can't afford it. Cheers though matey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 *Definately not a scam sexy old Merc... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-MERCEDES ... 3f112a3371 I'd advise NOT clicking on the wording to copy it as when I tried it did that 'finger pointy' type of thing which suggests it'll open a new link. Funny how he can't be contacted via eBay as it goes to his works e-mail address but he gives another e-mail address to contact him.I shall be reporting this but I might just use 'ask seller a question' too as he's asked for people not to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Especially with all that crap on the top & bottom of the advert. A scammer, and the car picture was probably nicked from Google images. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 the rear end of the car feels like it wants to go somewhere else It's a Herald! I remember ours feeling like that, 33 years ago when it wore my red L at both ends. They were famous for it, you could buy a kit from SAH to tighten it all up, apparently it make a heck of a difference. I never got to find out, sadly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I think the most obvious part of that Merc advert being a scam are the DVLA details.The vehicle details for XMC 834A are:Date of Liability 01 02 2007Date of First Registration 05 01 1990Year of Manufacture 1963Cylinder Capacity (cc) 2300ccCO2 Emissions Not AvailableFuel Type PETROLExport Marker NVehicle Status UnlicensedVehicle Colour MAROONVehicle Type Approval Not Available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 ^ to be fair, if the RFL expires November next year it might only have just been taxed. This might not yet appear on the DVLA website... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Well, in that case, this is most definitely not right.. The seller is just a con artist, it's an old advert saved through printscreens. XMC834Ais NOT showing as insured on the Motor Insurance Database today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxobarges_Are_Us Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 it got withdrawn. No surprises there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Good, I did report it and hopefully others did too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 WTF? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320797042511? ... 3D1&_rdc=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Money does NOT equal taste... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -sale.html *Disclaimer: That link was passed on to me. I do not and will not read the Daily Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Pointlessly stupid Twatlook Astra... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTR ... 27c0df38ab 'Previous owner has lowered the car , but the way they have lowered is just cutting the coil over, it looks great but when u turn the steering it makes some clunky noise, I have raised the car from a jack and have checked if it’s any dangerous, it’s only touching on the top' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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