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What sort of financial apocalypse would owning one of these bring?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JAGUAR-5-3-XJ12L- ... 27b6e067d0

 

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1) Please do not bid if you have just returned from the pub.

 

4) Husbands must have a note giving permission from their wives.

 

5) I do not have a Buy It Now Price. Please conduct all bidding through the proper Ebay channels. This includes you Trevor from Nottingham who constantly calls offering cash right away despite being told to bugger off on several occassions.

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How difficult would it be to resurrect this?

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beyond my clumsy/ham-fisted efforts, but doesn't look too bad....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1973-Ford-Mustang ... 4aa68b2bb6

This looks ok, been standing around, but surely not beyond redemption? Cavette?

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Only 300 squids.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLASSIC-VAUXHALL- ... 3362783404

This bloke has a bit of an attitude; advert is about 4 times longer than it needs to be, due to stroppy repetition....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-MERCEDES-500 ... 3f04f94057

says "Customised" in advert title......

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So whats so special? He's lowered it. Cockbandit.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-MERCEDES-420 ... 3f04e72f13

Gay.

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I remember someone saying when these came out that it's a modern take on a Renno 4F6 like Mr Lobz. No, it's just horrible, Mr Lobsta_z van is teh titz.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2002-NISSAN-ESCAR ... 3caff83546

Pimpin' ain't easy....and neither is taking a photo apparently.....

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Japanese imported, looks like a meany.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-MERCEDES-BEN ... 51952bf656

 

I'm off for a shite.

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The humiliation of being posted on Autoshite by some local ne'er-do-well, has caused this Max Powar Winnar to be offered on t'bay....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAX-POWER-WINNING-MODIFIED-PUG-307-/140482820833?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20b56dbae1

 

....so he can buy a nice sensible Volvo.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-V70-T5-WHITE-ESTATE-ALLOYS-EX-POLICE-CAR-/200542180924?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eb13ed63c

 

I wonder what the catch is, for the price? (£975 btw)

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-MERCEDES-E230-ELEGANCE-SILVER-/320617450038?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4aa64a0a36

 

Stick this in the boot, just in case.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SECMA-QPOD-SPORT-2003-53-/140483119068?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20b57247dc

 

And if a Kinder egg on wheels wasn't 'individual' enough, how about going for broke?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-TOYOTA-CELSIOR-BLACK-/270669630733?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f052acd0d

Be totally unique. And very easy for the coppers to find.

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