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MAGLEV

 

Qual!

 

The vehicle would make an excellent Summer House or Greenhouse – perhaps a perfect Christmas present for your partner - who thinks that you only care about transport. Just imagine their face and the look of envy from your neighbours as you crane the thing into your back garden!
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I can see the words "subframe" and "roesten" leering out from the Flemish text, but this Mini has been loved-up for 20 years by the same owner and looks worth €1000.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=185249092

 

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The owner of this low-mileage, hen's-teeth Innocenti A40 curiously opted to renovate the living shit out of its interior, while leaving the outside as Mr Rusty's bitch. He also appears to have expressed his remorse by getting in the back and snapping a load of polystyrene tiles in half.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=185440205

 

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This is an actual shot of the factory where these vehicles are manufactured.

 

VORSPRUNG DURCH RINGPIECE. €1,000.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=185214019

 

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I'm quite taken with the idea of being sent out by my wife to get a new car, and coming back with this one-owner Renault 14 - it would be like Jack returning from the market with that packet of magic beans, except instead of going outside in the morning to find a beanstalk reaching into the heavens there'd just be a heap of rust and dralon, and I'd get a massive slap.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=176996331

 

€1,200 - the vendor's site is worth looking at if you fancy spunking out the big ones on some immaculate shite (€2.5K Alpine, €4.5K Simca 1000, €9k R16 etc - http://www.antequeraclassic.com/cat_price.htm).

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Not sure if we've had this yet - possible pea-roast alert....

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Apparently had sills and engine done, needs finishing. £550 classified.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

From the same seller, lovely old thing

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Appears to be requiring a bit of work, but at least @ £1750 should put off the "pre'68 iz cumin" types.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1955-Mercedes-180 ... 3cb23fe8de

Same seller - Douglas Valley Breakers, Standish, Wigan

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Again, needs work, but £1500, can't be bad surely?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-Mercedes-Ben ... 3cb2227073

More from DVB, face smashed Alfa:

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Allegedly a catagory D, but it looks a bit fooked for that.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-Alfa-Romeo-S ... 3cb169fd20

Is it me, or does this just look utterly WANK?

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Would be better off flogging the bits off it, looks like a nice Mk1 XR2 interior in there....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

THE COLOURBLIND FILES:

1990 NISSAN BROWN

ER...dude, it's blue.....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

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Fiat 126 Brown apparently.....and it's called Elvis.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

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"Rolls Royce Brown". No, it's green. Admit it!!

Finished in Dark Metallic green with tan interior.

See, wasn't difficult was it? Plum.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Byeeeee!!!

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Auto Trader is the most annoying website to link through a flashy picture, so heres the link anyway.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201045372752052/sort/priceasc/usedcars/model/granada/make/ford/radius/40/postcode/rg291lp/quicksearch/true/page/1?logcode=p

Nice Granny 2.9i for £395 or nearest offer, has (short) Tax and (long) MOT too.

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Not as good as Serbia's peerless polovni automobili, but this Slovakian site is still pretty fab.

 

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Skoda minibus! €250.

 

http://autobazar.autovia.sk/skoda-120-1 ... bus-905879

 

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You like Mitsubishi Eclipse? You pay €350.

 

http://autobazar.autovia.sk/mitsubishi- ... -m5-719557

 

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I fear I might have put this saucy little €400 127 on before. Honestly - what am I like?!!?11?

 

http://autobazar.autovia.sk/veteran-fia ... upe-888144

 

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Ruddy frick! The owner of this peach-perfect €500 Prisma must have some kind of Dorian Gray replica of it crumbling to shit up in his attic.

 

http://autobazar.autovia.sk/lancia-prisma-1-5-838795

 

These are GR90210. Looks like an offroad Maestro. €700.

 

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http://autobazar.autovia.sk/aro-328-10-3-895285

 

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Skoda Uglysaurus estate - 80k km and only €800.

 

http://autobazar.autovia.sk/skoda-100-o ... mbi-905904

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