Bren Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 What shite have you asked Santa for? Tools? Miniature shite? Shite reading? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 A front exhaust section.... Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Anyone written a 'laugh-a-long' $h1ters "12 Days of Christmas"? I'll chip in with "Two DeeArrElll...." ☺️ *not fitted YET >>> as The 'Princess of Kowloon Unicorn Metal Folding Corp' dispatch dept only mailed ONE 🤐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I’ll start... 12 bent valves... 11 broken rockers... 10 days waiting for Auto Doc... MiniMort 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob88h Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Fiiiiive piston riiiings Sunny Jim, Supernaut, MiniMort and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 four blown head gaskets three kicked over drain pans two lost ten mil sockets and a fail sheet three pages long MiniMort, Sunny Jim, groovylee and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, rob88h said: Fiiiiive piston riiiings Fiiiiive ALDI riiiings (for all our AVAS lickers!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 12 brake drums seizing, 11 fuel pipes leaking, 10 drivebelts squealing, 9 bearings moaning, 8 sumps a dripping, 7 welds a cooling, 6 geezers haggling, 5 ooooooo rings! 4 dodgy tyres, 3 french cars, 2 turtle wax, and an MoT at two! tooSavvy, DVee8 and Mrs6C 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On my first visit to Arny Shark the salesman said to me "..... Do you want >>> 12month MoT? 11 service stamps? 10,000 annual? 9 point check? 8 month breakdown? 7 days cooling off? 6 floor mats? 5 Full Alloy Weeelllzzz...... 4 locking nuts? 3 Interior lights? 2 Dee Arrr Ellll? ......& A 'feu orange', just for FREE Talbot, Eyersey1234, CreepingJesus and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob88h Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 2 hours ago, warch said: 3 french cars, 2 turtle wax, Alan Partridge in Eight-Twentee [Image credit Google blah blah] tooSavvy, adw1977, Eyersey1234 and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 ive actually not asked for anything... suggestions guy and gals please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic Viking Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I've asked for. the weber carburetor to be mounted on the Audi. And for a pretty lady who is a car mechanic and can weld. eddyramrod, DVee8 and Shite Ron 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 12 hours ago, Dyslexic Viking said: And for a pretty lady who is a car mechanic Dyslexic Viking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 ^ ^ ^ ...... ooof! She takes big nuts quite seriously! 😵 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I asked Santa for a dashcam but he told me to fuck off and said I could have a piece of coal instead 😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas, Just like the ones we never* had, Where your fluid's leaking And springs are creaking, And something's stuffing up your rad. I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Your coolant hose is gonna blow, May your bearings be over-tight, And may all your Christmases be shite. tooSavvy, Timewaster, Dyslexic Viking and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 And an Escort in a pear tree* *Tree may not have pears warch, Talbot, Leyland Worldmaster and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyland Worldmaster Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 4 hours ago, Sloth in a bowl said: And an Escort in a pear tree* *Tree may not have pears I see that land owner is branching out... Eyersey1234 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Santa dun him rite 🥰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 On 11/24/2021 at 8:53 PM, stuboy said: You’ll need a bigger one than that for the viscous fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 On 11/24/2021 at 8:53 PM, stuboy said: Caution! May remove your nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 4 hours ago, sierraman said: You’ll need a bigger one than that for the viscous fan. I don't know. She looks big enough to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherStu Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 I'd actually like a Haynes manual for an S204 Mercedes. There 😂 I said it. Might need some roof bars. Annoyingly, I've only just let a set of generic estate roofbars go about 6 months ago. I currently have...... A set of genuine Vauxhall Mokka ones. A set of non-genuine BMW 3 series ones And another set, but I'm not sure what I bought them for. Probably the Mercedes GLA. I don't think they fit generic roof rails, but they might.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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