ProgRocker Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Fiat Tempramental (personal experience) Fiat Regretta Shite Ron, AnnoyingPentium, Austat and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 29/10/2021 at 00:24, eddyramrod said: Ford Cack (Ka) Tranny (Transit) Granny (Granada) Dagenham Dustbin (Zephyr or Zodiac, usually mk4) Triumph Harold (Herald) On 29/10/2021 at 10:33, garethj said: That’s interesting, my dad always used to call the Ford Escort a Dagenham Dustbin, it does roll off the tongue nicely 😀 I refer to any Blue Oval as a Dagenham Dustbin, as did my granddad who was in the trade 35 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Some from my friends and family Fiat Teapot - Tipo Ford Onion/Urinal - Orion Ford Curtains - Cortina (Cortina is Spanish for curtain) Datsun Micron - Nissan Micra VW Flog - Golf VW Borat - Bora Skoda Labia - Fabia Ford Scrotum/scrote - Escort Shove-it - Chevette Chavvy Leah - Cavalier Tupperware car - Reliant 3-wheeler Vulva - Volvo Can't think of any more at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR8 PL8 M8 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 I assume I'm not the only one already calling this the Toenail? (For those OOTL, Alfa would rather you call it the Tonale) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Given their tendancy to snap subframes, the Mercedes C Class and E Class is called the "Death-Class" by me from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 VW Toe Rag Plastic pig - Reliant Regal ( may have been applied to the Robin as well) Skip - Skoda convertible Russian wheelbarrow - contrary to a previous post , I believe this referred to a mythical Lada with twin exhausts Fizzy - Yamaha FS1E Dont remember seeing Roller, Cossie or Bini mentioned ( maybe too obvious). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Citroen C4 Picasso - Citroen see-four-pigarseholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skut Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Lancia Y10 - White Hen Perodua - Prodder Fiat Tipo - Teapot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Van-dent plah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Ford Scorpio - wide mouthed frog or Cherie Blair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy - Medhurst Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 St.Jude, Crackers and ProgRocker 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 10 hours ago, Metal Guru said: Fizzy - Yamaha FS1E I remembered now - Purple Lemming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy - Medhurst Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 bangernomics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 How reliable was the Fiat Strada? Did it ever get called the Fiat Stranded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl1981 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Some that I haven’t seen mentioned here … Rover Met-Rot (Metro) Renault clitoris (Clio) Ford Escrot (Escort) Toyota Anus (Auris) Tin-Snail (Citroën 2cv) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 I've heard the Fiat Tipo being called the Italian Maestro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Swap 'Ford' for 'Anal' and you get some very amusing names Anal Probe Anal Explorer Anal Ranger Anal Teritory To name a few... LT84 and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jude Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 In Ireland, for some reason, every 4x4 is referred to as a jeep. Land Rover Defender? Jeep. Land Rover Freelander? Jeep. Toyota Land Cruiser? Jeep. Jeep? A whip. I catch myself doing it too, I blame my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmolloy1 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 18 minutes ago, St.Jude said: In Ireland, for some reason, every 4x4 is referred to as a jeep. Land Rover Defender? Jeep. Land Rover Freelander? Jeep. Toyota Land Cruiser? Jeep. Jeep? A whip. I catch myself doing it too, I blame my dad. Not just 4x4's, some people call all SUV' s jeeps. Drives me nuts. It's mostly an older generation thing though St.Jude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jude Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 53 minutes ago, mcmolloy1 said: Not just 4x4's, some people call all SUV' s jeeps. Drives me nuts. It's mostly an older generation thing though Anything that looks like a 4x4, Dacia Duster, it's a Jeep. My mom calls my Land Cruiser a jeep, I try calling it a truck, but I end up reverting back to jeep as "broken land cruiser on my driveway" is a mouth full. It doesn't bother me so much. It winds my wife up though, so I do it to wind her up about it really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 I call the Hyundai Santa Fe the Lapland, because [Glaswegian] that's wherr Santa's fae[/Glaswegian]! AnnoyingPentium, Supernaut, CreepingJesus and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 For no visible reason, there were quite a few Kia Sportages on the motorway today. Naturally I am now calling them the Shortage. AnnoyingPentium and M'coli 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 toyoyo- toyota toyota corrosion- 70's corolla lancia y10- pale chicken nissan kumquat singsong- ssangyong mishymushy- mitsubishi hunda- honda fraud- ford mondingo- mundano vecturd- vectra primevil- primera range rooney- chavvy evoque ewock- evoque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 On 5/14/2022 at 9:42 PM, St.Jude said: In Ireland, for some reason, every 4x4 is referred to as a jeep. Land Rover Defender? Jeep. Land Rover Freelander? Jeep. Toyota Land Cruiser? Jeep. Jeep? A whip. I catch myself doing it too, I blame my dad. A mechanic I used to know through oval racing once had a big jacked-up orange Land Rover Discovery, on the back of which was a sticker reading "IT'S NOT A FUCKING JEEP, OK?" (Kind of an appropriate sticker for him, as he was completely unable to form a sentence without using the word "fuck" at least twice.) LightBulbFun, St.Jude and AnnoyingPentium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Noel Tidybeard said: toyoyo- toyota See also: Toy Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 11 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: See also: Toy Yoda. Don’t forget Clarkson’s Toy Boater. AnnoyingPentium and J W Pepper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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