bangernomics Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Starting off. Ford Orion-Ford Onion Ford Capri-Ford Crapi You get the gist. AndyW201 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Ford Mundeno Ford Escrote Anglebox for Anglia as well I think? bangernomics and AndyW201 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Chavalier Shove-it (Chevette) TinCorner (Cortina) Hitlersladen (Beetle) Pisshat (Passat) Raver (Rover) bangernomics and AndyW201 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopon Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Ford Crocus- Focus Bini- Mini (any BMW varient) Fezzer- Fiesta bangernomics and AndyW201 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Hillman Limp bangernomics, AndyW201 and LightBulbFun 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 I erm... Asimo, DoctorRetro, Ghosty and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 VW Boring. Austin All-aggro. Posh Beetle - Any Porsche 911. AndyW201 and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Back in the 1990s I owned what transpired to be a unicorn poop rare RHD 2 door Mk1 Jetta. Bored one day, I hacked up a couple of spare mk1 Golf badges I had lying around, along with the Jetta bootlid badge. When finished, my car proudly wore its GoGetta badge for the remainder of my ownership. It actually looked almost OEM too. Shite Ron, AndyW201, Joey spud and 6 others 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, Magic said: VW Boring. Austin All-aggro. Posh Beetle - Any Porsche 911. Good ones. My take is Volkswagen Borat and a modern Beetle is a Golf in a Frock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Dick Longbridge said: Good ones. My take is Volkswagen Borat and a modern Beetle is a Golf in a Frock. My mates might have called it a Boring, but they never refused a lift in it! 🤣 Dick Longbridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviemck2006 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Shitroen pickurasso Sent from my SM-T585 using Tapatalk bangernomics and AndyW201 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 from the top of my head heres a few that WONT get me banned from most forums LOL Brough superior: Rough Inferior Triumph Stag: Triumph Slag Leyland National: Leyland Nasty 2CV: Tin snail @Saabnut's Enema LOL Plastic Pig or 3 Pin plug for any sort of plastic 3 wheeler and of course all the MGB: Sherpa Coupe ones etc AndyW201 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyW201 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Mostly gained from my early days as a trainee in a Rover dealership and later as a taxi driver. Triumph Snag (Stag) Triumph Dolloposhite (Dolomite) Triumph Toiletdoor (Toledo) Ford Esc-rot (Escort) Austin Monte-won't go (Montego) Vauxhall Ashtray (Astra) Bedford 'absolute f***ing C***' (Rascal). Coined by a mechanic at Reg Vardy Rover circa 1991 after having a flame shoot out of the carb while sitting in the drivers seat of one and eventually having to get the engine out of it. "Bedford Rascal? Bedford Absolute F***ing C*** more like!" Vauxhall Edam (Adam). Small, round and cheesy... ProgRocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Ford Cack (Ka) Tranny (Transit) Granny (Granada) Dagenham Dustbin (Zephyr or Zodiac, usually mk4) Triumph Harold (Herald) LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Nissan Joke. Nissan Crapqai . I call my Yaris Rolf but let's not go there. sutty2006, N19 and EightMegs 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 High&dry Snotter (Hyundai Sonata) Squashed in taxi (Austin Maxi) Datsun Puke/Cashcow (Nissan Juke/Qashqai VAGshit (all of them) Fester (Fiesta) Poxhall Disastra (figure it out...) LightBulbFun, bangernomics, carburettor and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Hyundai accent Accident. carburettor and rml2345 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Omega. Oh-MEGA Ashtray Corsa - curse-her Adam Ant Suzuki sc100 - Flying zit RD350LC - Elsie Movano Monaro JAZZ JIZZ Honda Civic 1.5 Rover 214 Accord-ian Legend Leadend Range Rover sport. Beckham Barrow Spitfire Shitfire Midget Spriget MGB Sherpa Roadster GT6 Spitfire coupe Morris mini seven - Austin Mini Maxi - Crab Princess - great big wallowing Turd. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Mx5 - Elan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straightSix Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Kia Picunto Nissan Gashqai Vauxhall gashtra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liggle Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Vauxhall Disastra (Astra) Ford Anglebox (Anglia) Ferrari Scud (F430 Scuderia) Skud (Skoda) Bear or Skodiaq (Skoda Kodiaq) GR (Toyota GR Yaris) Also, so many people so Robin Reliant rather than Reliant Robin LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Any 50cc motorbike: Egg-whisk Inca-mpetent and warch 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sham Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Poxhall insignificantAldiPoxhall disastraSuzuki CeleryToyota PiousI'll add more as I remember them warch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Rolls Royce Silver Mist was not called mist...as it means manure in German.😂 bangernomics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 MGB - Austin Cambridge sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Hillman Pimp and Triumph Dolly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Lumber Hawk (Humber) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 A35 peanut...Fiat 500 (original) mobile baked bean. Ford Popular - a 'pop'. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Jaguar 420G - mobile gin palace. carburettor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Any early 50's American car with a big chrome grille was said to have a Dollar Grin. Anything that rusted easily - a rustbucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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