bunglebus Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 It all started as a bit of a game, on a longer motorway journey we always see a hi-vis vest and a single shoe on the verge or central reservation. Today though, I saw a motorbike fuel tank, looking completely undamaged sitting on the edge of the outside lane. How on earth that got there I don't know but it made me wonder what else you've spotted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovylee Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 i once spotted a perfect looking carbon (from what i could see) road bike wheel. if we'd have been travelling slower id have been tempted to jump out and grab it! bunglebus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, groovylee said: i once spotted a perfect looking carbon (from what i could see) road bike wheel. if we'd have been travelling slower id have been tempted to jump out and grab it! Yep I would have come off at the next junction for that. Have we had tyre remould strips that have un-moulded yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Crawling in the outside lane on the M6 at birmingham for about 3 miles I did notice that every single one of the drain gulleys was completely blocked by debris , and they wonder why there's standing water on the motorway Bamboocarman, Barry Cade and vonmon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Also: lots of exhaust back boxes. Once I hit a breeze block on the motorway, it scared the bejesus out of me. Dented the rim and destroyed the tyre but I'm here to tell the tale. Kringle and bunglebus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 On The M6 about 10 years agoI saw what looked like a leather suitcase in the outside lane near wigan , about 300m up there was a motorbike leaning against the central barrier just like someone had got off and balanced it there, That's when I realised it wasn't a suitcase😕 grogee, Shite Ron, Fumbler and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Also, these. On the M5, July and August, mainly on the hard shoulder. Absolutely detest all of them except the square 80s one for some reason twosmoke300, groovylee, bigstraight6 and 4 others 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted October 26, 2021 Author Share Posted October 26, 2021 14 minutes ago, Wack said: That's when I realised it wasn't a suitcase😕 Funny enough on the same stretch of road where I saw the fuel tank sitting, I found a motorcyclist lying in the road on an exit slip, several people had stopped and were calling 999 but no one was attending to the biker. I checked she was conscious (just) then positioned my car down the sliproad to stop her getting run over. Turns out someone had knocked her off and not stopped, leaving her unconscious lying on an unlit sliproad. A couple of other people had run her bike over and had to stop. I kept her lying down until the ambulance arrived and called her partner to let him know what had happened. He was more concerned about whether the bike was OK, the knob. Tenmil Socket, Wack, Bamboocarman and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_al_granvia Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Ratchet straps by the ton, there must be a market for used webbing bunglebus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Plastic garden chairs and wheelie bins are very popular around my way, they must get caught in the shrubbery. Strangest thing? A cast iron bathtub, duck egg blue if I recall correctly. bunglebus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Tyre treads from lorries. No sidewalls, just the tread, peeled off in a perfect strip. Also, dead badgers. I've literally never seen a live badger, I've only ever seen them in the central reservation in an advanced state of dead. Bamboocarman, CaptainBoom and Ted Eggs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 54 minutes ago, bunglebus said: Funny enough on the same stretch of road where I saw the fuel tank sitting, I found a motorcyclist lying in the road on an exit slip, several people had stopped and were calling 999 but no one was attending to the biker. I checked she was conscious (just) then positioned my car down the sliproad to stop her getting run over. Turns out someone had knocked her off and not stopped, leaving her unconscious lying on an unlit sliproad. A couple of other people had run her bike over and had to stop. I kept her lying down until the ambulance arrived and called her partner to let him know what had happened. He was more concerned about whether the bike was OK, the knob. This guy was obviously dead , I only caught a glance as I want past in lane 1 but it didn't trigger it was a man until I saw the bike , let's just say he wasn't man shaped Didn't look like anyone had hit him and the bike was undamaged so I assumed he'd had a heart attack and just rolled off it Shite Ron, Soundwave and vonmon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted October 26, 2021 Author Share Posted October 26, 2021 52 minutes ago, Soundwave said: dead badgers. I've literally never seen a live badger Same. Just the poor things dead at the side of the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 1 hour ago, bunglebus said: Funny enough..... I kept her lying down until the ambulance arrived and called her partner to let him know what had happened. He was more concerned about whether the bike was OK, the knob. That's probably shock. Not understanding the implications of what's being said. Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted October 26, 2021 Author Share Posted October 26, 2021 Eh, maybe. He just didn't seem too bothered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheXUDfiles Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Don't look too closely. Dead bodies are known to sometimes be dragged out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Those bottles of Irn Bru seem quite prevalent. Ted Eggs, bunglebus and Tenmil Socket 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 4 hours ago, grogee said: Also, these. On the M5, July and August, mainly on the hard shoulder. Absolutely detest all of them except the square 80s one for some reason I can’t stand those bastard things. You always see them bollock flat out on the M5 doing 45mph, the driver deafened by the engine hunched over the wheel. Amishtat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, sierraman said: I can’t stand those bastard things. You always see them bollock flat out on the M5 doing 45mph, the driver deafened by the engine hunched over the wheel. It's hilarious watching them try to go uphill, unless you're stuck behind it. I really can't see the appeal, I would sooner have a mouldy van-based camper than one of those pre-war biscuit tins. No power, no space, no safety, no comfort. Motoring equivalent of flagellants. Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Just now, grogee said: It's hilarious watching them try to go uphill, unless you're stuck behind it. I really can't see the appeal, I would sooner have a mouldy van-based camper than one of those pre-war biscuit tins. No power, no space, no safety, no comfort. Motoring equivalent of flagellants. Yeah your legs and pelvis are the crumple zone. When will people realise they could go abroad or on proper holidays without resorting to spaffing 20 large on a bloody VW camper. They can’t be all that thrifty these holidays neither with the fossilised old VW air cooled lump working it’s bollocks off against a headwind. ProgRocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 empty fuel cans........complete spoiler off the roof of a Volvo artic... weirdest has to be an inflatable marital aid!!!! was on the M25 tho!! bunglebus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Crows, maybe more on the hard shoulder than central reservation but always loads of them on a motorway, guess there's plenty of food chucked out of cars as well as roadkill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceRupert Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 27 minutes ago, sierraman said: Yeah your legs and pelvis are the crumple zone. When will people realise they could go abroad or on proper holidays without resorting to spaffing 20 large on a bloody VW camper. They can’t be all that thrifty these holidays neither with the fossilised old VW air cooled lump working it’s bollocks off against a headwind. As per a previous thread, we hired this for a weekend away: Wasn't cheap, wasn't quick, wasn't safe, was quite painful to drive on the motorway (sloppy gear change, poor handbrake, queuing hill starts were a nightmare), wasn't particularly comfortable to sleep in. We had great fun and seriously thinking about buying a classic camper van at some point. Carl1981, JeeExEll and Dick Longbridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 I once found an entire farm in the central reservation robinmasters, Tenmil Socket, inconsistant and 23 others 7 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Hundreds of those wee Nitrous Oxide bottles that are sold for making squirty cream. (And definitely not sold for getting off your face with the giggles for a minute or two.) bunglebus and CaptainBoom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Many years ago on the M1 by Loughborough, I saw a Mk2 Escort on its roof aagainst the central reservation. Sadly the view I had was upside down as I was hanging from the seatbelt! DVee8, vonmon, grogee and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 1 hour ago, timolloyd said: I once found an entire farm in the central reservation M62 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 1 hour ago, PrinceRupert said: As per a previous thread, we hired this for a weekend away: Wasn't cheap, wasn't quick, wasn't safe, was quite painful to drive on the motorway (sloppy gear change, poor handbrake, queuing hill starts were a nightmare), wasn't particularly comfortable to sleep in. We had great fun and seriously thinking about buying a classic camper van at some point. My cousin visited me in an old camper van. She and her ex partner were moving from.the South Coast to the Highlands of Scotland, where they lived in a Yurt for 3 years. We gave them some pots with English Strawberry plants to take with them. They had a 1960s map book and were only using roads built before 1965. They reckoned it had taken 4 days to arrive in Merseyside, and that it would take another 6 days to Reach Inverness. Which was bizarre as the camper had Isuzu badges. Her partner was a proper nut job / alternative life style hippy type. His email address was something like tentmansam@domain.org. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 35 minutes ago, New POD said: M62 ? Yeah it's the stretch near Saddleworth Moor. Apparently there is a geological fault line there which meant the motorway had to skirt round the farmhouse instead of getting demolished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Caravan towing mirror and a pair of knickers ( not at the same time ). timolloyd and bunglebus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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