1965 barn find mini

[ETCHY]

7 hours ago, fraser.innes.3 said:

To be blunt, I have to go and shag the widow next weekend to seal the deal. She gives a good blow job, but is 6 years older than me and a bit fat. The things we do for shite!!

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So you get a mk1 mini and also a blow job..

Ffs you even had to ask if you should buy it ? 😂

[Dick Longbridge]

7 hours ago, fraser.innes.3 said:

To be blunt, I have to go and shag the widow next weekend to seal the deal. She gives a good blow job, but is 6 years older than me and a bit fat. The things we do for shite!!

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How do you know she gives a good blowjob?

[fraser.innes.3]

How do you know she gives a good blowjob?

Previous encounter mate

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[tooSavvy]

TrooStories 😵

Our neighbour (I was 17) had two minis... like this. Red saloon and a  green Countryman.

I was looking to get a MM1000 van, for after my test, and somehow he got to hear ....

Doorstepped me - a lovely bloke - " err, you looking to get a car after your test? I fixed up 'that' mini, but the missus is PlumDuff so would you like it?"

Me [... cretin!] "err, no thanks m8"

Cue..... Him standing on roof, with axe, making 'toaster size' chunks of it........

*Dunno where the Countryman went.