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Cord Fourteener

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Cord Fourteener Rank: Renault 16

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What's going on?

Its early Sunday morning.

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Is that time. Why am I up early on Sunday morning?

I'm working

marshalling a rally

Taking the kids to a club

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Only idiots and shitters post breakfast pictures on social media. 

Oh yes, that's it,

I'm about to collect shite from the opposite end of the country.

(Tea and breakfast are mot made yet)

 

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Cord Fourteener Rank: Renault 16

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2 minutes ago, Agila said:

Chod speed and all that. One day I'll give you some money, that ibiza looked ace.

If I'd not got that saab it would of been ideal.

Saab or Seat? I know which I'd naturally gravitate to.

To be fair it was great, I would have kept it but Wifey was not getting on with it and she does a long commute. 

So here I am about to partake in an epic.

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Cord Fourteener Rank: Renault 16

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Chester Station achieved. 

One plan could have been cycle the 5 miles (mostly downhill) to Ruthin, get the bus to Wrexham and get the train from there, but I got a family lift to Chester which probably saved me a million hours .

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Poo count = 0 

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And our lord God with a capital g looked down on what he had created and said that it was good with a small g. 

Then he shifted from foot to foot because he felt uncomfortable, like he should say something cool in case someone wrote a book about him later. 

He threw open his arms and declared:

"And on the seventh day Yee shall travel around the land to collect daft auld cars. And lo, Yee should bring them home to the place that you live and also count your poos"

And he smiled and nodded because he was one cool dude. 

 

From the book of Greg. 13:21. 

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9 minutes ago, Cord Forteener aka Tim_E said:

Apparently Crewe are testing fire alarms all morning. 

Trains operating as usual,  it's just bloody noisy. 

Spiteful bastards, wonder which neighbour they've fallen out with? ("Why don't we test the alarms on Sunday morning, Susan? See how they like them apples...")

Chodspeed sir, and may the Gods Of Shite smile beneficently upon thee.

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10 minutes ago, Cord Forteener aka Tim_E said:

Maybe I should strut around speaking nonsense to camera on my phone, pretending to make a vlog for You Tube while getting the tube.

That reminds me of an old joke. 

What do you get if you cross London with an iPhone?

Stabbed. 

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