<husky film trailer type voice>
Just when you thought it was safe to look at a collection thread. Soon will follow a dramatic story of a desperate man with a quest, against all odds, to have a running car in his possession by the end of the day.  He will battle crowds of shoppers, day trippers and other hazards…
<record stylus scratch sound>
<nasal Chris Barrie as Gordon Brittas type voice>
What actually will follow is a man heading across London on several trains and (hopefully) driving back around the M25 to put his new purchase into storage and SORNing it until 1st of July. It won’t be exciting, and it may put you to sleep after your Sunday roast.
Poo count = 0
antihistamine count = 1
Extreme nasal excretions count (courtesy of @mitsisigma01) = 3

Yes, I admit it. I have a problem. Far too many problems, in fact, and all four wheeled.
Unfortunately, I also have a fully equipped workshop, plenty of parking spaces and a fully comprehensive trader’s policy, all of which combine to only facilitate my problem.
Here we go again….

Seems like it's that time of the month again...
At least the weather is nice and should stay like this on the way home.
No photos of breakfast, it was a bowl of cereal. 
Poo count zero.

So on the weekend where we have panic buying of fuel, I'm doing the sensible thing and buying a car. And one that will drink fuel....
First mode of transport today was the V70 with Al twittering about the Proton Savvy and how if I'm having another car, then so is he...Fair enough but I think you'll soon see how different our tastes in cars is lol
2nd mode of transport today -

This has required a bit of faffing to co-ordinate due to RMT strikes on Sundays for the foreseeable.
This could be fun....

What's going on?
Its early Sunday morning.
What time is it?
Is that time. Why am I up early on Sunday morning?
I'm working
marshalling a rally
Taking the kids to a club

Only idiots and shitters post breakfast pictures on social media. 
Oh yes, that's it,
I'm about to collect shite from the opposite end of the country.
(Tea and breakfast are mot made yet)