big_al_granvia Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 yikees, massive bill was it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Can yours do this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 On 4/15/2021 at 3:37 PM, mk2_craig said: getting to the bottom of something fundamental like its many paintwork imperfections or why there was water in the footwells Naturally we had water ingress. I had assumed it was something daft like a seal that had become compressed and lost its shape over the years, so I didn't immediately twig that there was a problem with the hood at the C pillars: This picture isn't entirely clear, but I took it standing at the passenger side rear of the car facing forward, and you can see that the forward part of the hood is loose on the rubber seal here. I could easily slide my fingers in the gap, so it's not hard to imagine that during a downpour (or while stupidly trying to hose the roof clean) an enormous amount of water would come gushing into the car and most likely remain there. And with the hood down, you can see something going on with the fabric. This is the culprit - a metal-reinforced plastic section stitched into the hood which is clipped to a pivot on the inside of the inner wing (the metal bit still sitting on the pivot and just about visible behind the upper three holes) Completely cracked away to fuck and just flapping around there letting all sorts inside the bodyshell. Here's the other side, similar condition of course. This was obviously highly unacceptable and needed to be dealt with STAT before the weather turned really shitty. Repair kit time! This is what's required. Thirty sodding quid for a couple of odd-shaped repair sections plus eight rivets and washers. Doesn't look much does it. To be honest, unless the plastic is made of a more pliable and robust compound, I don't doubt that the exact same thing is going to happen again a few years down the line, however I'm not springing for a COMPLETE NEW HOOD so this'll have to do. I figured the job would be easier if the rear interior side trims were off, so it was out with the rear seats. There were what I can only describe as swimming pools here. I drained some of it by stabbing away some sort of rubber bung hidden under the sound deadening panels. It then dawned on me that the entire carpet was utterly SODDEN so I went ahead and stripped the lot out. The carpet weighed about twice as much as my wife and a fringe benefit of carrying out this work solo was that I received a nice cold shower of rancid filthy water when lifting it out of the car. Here we go then. Powered back the roof so that I could get at stuff a bit easier. Harry Hacksaw and Ronnie Riveter were press ganged into assisting (Danny Drill making a cameo appearance too) The official repair method says to unstitch the original plastic section, discard then rivet the new one direct to the fabric. I had read elsewhere that it would be better to simply trim off what was damaged, then secure the repair section to the remains of the original, thus producing a tighter fit to the side of the car. This brought with it the downside that the rivets weren't really long enough to go through both bits of plastic and the washer as well, plus it was quite difficult to secure everything together in the correct alignment without being able to place it on a solid surface. Inevitably this happened: Ronnie Riveter started acting up as well: So it was time to bust out Ronnie's bigger and stronger brother Ricky: Unfortunately this turned into a bit of a repair mission and I had to cobble together one working tool from two faulty ones. By this time, and with the light fading fast I was starting to lose patience and after frantically hunting around for a couple of extra rivets to the correct dimension (ultimately successful, amazingly), eventually this stage was reached: This seemed just about acceptable to me, given that the rest of the car isn't exactly a Concours d'Elegance contender. Above is the inner rear wing viewed from inside the car. The metal clip on the pivot which holds the roof to the car is to the right of my finger and, as you can imagine, PRACTICALLY FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE to slide over the mounting point in the repaired hood - especially when the plastic section is twice as thick as the original. Lord knows how they achieve this in the factory. However I managed it somehow and the end result was a big improvement: Seems to both sit and fold as it should, miraculously. As a consequence of this job my garage became semi-permanently stuffed to capacity with Bini interior bits, particularly that bloody shitting carpet which soaked me earlier. Looking back I think that this was the point when the car's honeymoon, if one existed, firmly ended. I had this thing hooked up on bungee cords for months draining into several buckets: And, of frigging course, there is STILL water getting into the front footwells somewhere. Further investigations were shelved and parking the car facing uphill has served as the workaround for the time being. garethj, FakeConcern, Fumbler and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 It somehow gets worse... Better for us obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 i feel your pain, years ago we had a Rover 820 coupe that was damp inside when i bought it. just on the passenger side front footwell. and could i figure out where the water was coming from? could i hell... i had the interior out of that too. seats, centre consul and carpets. turned out that all the sound deadening under the carpet was wringing wet through, and that took weeks and weeks and weeks to dry! the place i was working at had a small annex thing across from the main warehouse/trade counter building that while it belonged to the company wasn't actually used, other than for dumping the bins in, so i hung it up in there! while it was drying i was still running the car, so it had the seats and consul back in, just no carpet, and all the drain hole bungs in the ashtray, as the water was literally sloshing about from side to side, we christened it "Lake Rover". turned out it was the sunroof drains that were leaking, as they ran down the a-pillars and just before going into the sill assembly the drain pipes ran into another, slighly larger diameter pipe, thats where the water was getting in from. i rodded them out, before using plumbers putty to try and seal the joint. that did work though, and when the carpet eventually went back in, i did have the feeling of a job well done, even though it had been an on going thing for months beforehand! Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 You might sense I was becoming rather pissed off with this thing, given that the number of known issues didn't seem to be getting any shorter after each problem was dealt with. This felt like history repeating itself because ten years ago we were having endless battles with another blue British-built soft-top: Which was also a bit like whack-a-mole, sort one thing out and another pops up. However, Bini Mandela was now running reasonably okay, and it got used from time to time over the winter with no real issues. Other than the crappy original fit radio working when it felt like it. Not to mention a wholly substandard fan motor that didn't appear to do much other than make a load of noise (and certainly not blow any meaningful amount of air through the vents into the cabin) which may or may not be another fault to investigate and possibly rectify*. Whatever. The carpet had finally dried out after spending the entire winter getting in my way and generally being a pain in the arse hung up in my garage. I took a morning off work and retrieved it: As well as this little lot: And engaged some assistance to disconnect the battery, reasoning that doing so might prevent the airbag light from coming on again after unplugging the wiring loom to the front seats this time. Predictably, another defect made itself evident: Though I was assuming this cowl panel needed replacing anyway, on the grounds that the rubber gasket against the windscreen was shot. Maybe I can cowboy it back together instead. Anyway, I pulled the battery out to inspect for leaks into the cabin, though nothing seemed to be getting in under here: Interior reinstallation then commenced. Nice dry and sunny day, so roof down to make it easier, obvs: You get the idea. Time was ticking away so I horsed on with this omitting to take any more photos, but reasonably quickly got everything back in with minimal quantities of leftover plastic/rubber/metal bits. Battery refitted and connected up. Engine starts ok. Good! Hello, what's this? Hmm, front windows don't work. Indicators neither. Reverse lamps? Nope, and the dipped beams are on permanently with ignition regardless of light switch position. More importantly the ROOF is not working (and currently down). Research the symptons and... Ahhh CRAP. BINI MOTHERF*CKERS!! YOU PIECES OF SH*T!! C*CKS*CKING SONS OF BITCH BINI!! FakeConcern, Leyland Worldmaster, Aston Martin and 7 others 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Ah, rather suboptimal. What an ungrateful pile of shit. Aston Martin and mk2_craig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Yes, that's less than ideal. mk2_craig and Fumbler 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 10/10 for not Napalming it. mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 😂 So what you're saying is that the Renault you have is a better car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, cort16 said: 10/10 for not Napalming it. The warning light appears to show it on top of a mushroom cloud, presumably it has a self-destruct mode. louiepj, cort16, mk2_craig and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 This sounds like a nightmare. Think I got very lucky with our old one (now owned by @twosmoke300) twosmoke300 and mk2_craig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Aston Martin said: the Renault you have is a better car It’s funny cos it’s true. Crackers, HillmanImp, Split_Pin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 WTF? did mini helper learn any new words you only disconnected the battery.......? fussy TWA it needs clarksoning off one of the high places you have on the coastal areas you have mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, anonymous user said: on top of a mushroom cloud, think it might be an instruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Which ones yours? mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 A better battery might be a more sensible starting point, or running some jump leads to another one. I would have a look at the earth lead on the battery, I have often found that weird electrical nonsense can be traced back to a bad earth so hopefully it is something relatively minor like that. Otherwise Mini sold a pack called “extra Chilli” which was an option on the R56. It consisted of a special boot mounted kit lovingly crafted in a handmade leather pouch containing a litre of Shell’s finest V-Power Nitro and an exclusive to Mini box of Swan Vestas. At the time it wasn’t popular as it retailed at £799 but it is proving a popular aftermarket add on timolloyd, Sigmund Fraud, Fumbler and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 bad man - do you hate them too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 4/22/2021 at 8:15 PM, mk2_craig said: It’s funny cos it’s true. I always thought that was a request. rainagain, Talbot, Aston Martin and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Timewaster said: I always thought that was a request. If only someone with a sense of humour added a comma during printing. mercedade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Parky said: I'm not going to lie, I did ask my wife to check how much we had this heap of crap insured for - taking it to a secluded location and cutting my losses seemed like a worthwhile course of action at this point. It struck me as a reasonable solution to the problem of a car with a roof stuck in the lowered position, especially seeing as my garage: Which had relatively recently housed a motorcycle AND an XR2 along with all manner of other junk, was now firmly blocked by a trampoline that had mysteriously migrated from the lawn to the driveway, as well as various plastic storage sheds and assorted garden-related crap that my wife had subtly accumulated since I sold the Fiesta three years ago. I couldn't face the graft involved in clearing enough of this stuff out to create a Bini-shaped hole and also shifting the contents of the drive somewhere else, so plan B (At 4.30pm the day before Good Friday) was to go and bother our friendly mechanic to see if he might be familiar with the electrical issues we were suddenly presented with. Naturally he was delighted* to see me, and did no more than a 5 min quick diagnostic plug-in before offering to look at it in more depth "first thing Tuesday" - in other words free undercover parking for the Easter weekend. A small win there at least. At lunchtime on Tuesday I returned to find that the garage had managed to get the roof back in the raised position (I had attempted to follow the emergency procedure as outlined in the missing owner's handbook, but couldn't suss out how the securing latches could be made to manually grip into the windscreen frame) and received a vague report about the car not being able to detect the power windows. Further investigation would need to be carried out by main dealer or a BMW specialist with the correct kit, though very pleasingly I wasn't charged anything which again was some consolation. I noticed that the driver side window wasn't in the fully raised position, which means I must have had the door open when the battery was disconnected. I started to wonder whether this fact could have caused the body control module to have a brain fart and go catatonic, though a weekend of online reading about BINI faults had me reasonably convinced that the 11-year-old battery was probably not helping the situation, despite it always being perfectly capable of starting the car even in the depth of winter. I'd also more or less concluded that it was possible to remove the module from the car and have it "reflashed", which (due to not being able to identify anybody local who'd admit to knowing anything about the phenomenon) would involve sending it away, though I didn't want to do that and have EXACTLY THE SAME THING happen again so I resigned myself to the fact that a fresh battery would minimise the risk of that occurring. A friend suggested that the cheapest supplier was actually the RENNER agent so I headed down there to be relieved of £177 while I waited for it to be fitted and - hopefully - correctly "registered" to the car so that some intelligent charging program bollocks could be updated in the car's on board computery system. Where were you when you heard the Duke of Edinburgh carked it? I was sitting on a showroom sofa between an unregistered Clio and a Dacia Sandero demonstrator watching the BBC News channel. Anyhow. Once back home I put away the spare cans of petrol that I had been massively tempted to pour over the damn thing, then endeavoured to extract the module from the footwell and see what it looked like: TEH INTERNET reckoned that a lot of these become borked by dint of the shit location at a convenient junction of multiple water ingress routes. I wasn't convinced that this was the primary source of the problems, though there was a fair helping of green death on the connections: Gulp. I consulted an electrician mate, who reckoned I might get away with it if I grabbed some cotton buds and white spirit, then carefully cleaned off the worst of it. This had things looking a little better: I then purchased a repair service from my online auction website of choice, from a company that seemed to have plenty decent reviews from disgruntled owners of R56 series cars, which at less than thirty sheets seemed worth a gamble (if not successful, I would be into the rather more uncertain territory of purchasing a compatible secondhand part and having THAT re-coded too). I wrapped it up and on arriving at the post office became extremely annoyed at the package weighing a mere 10 grams over the half kilo threshold that joyfully adds an extra two quid to the cost of shipping. Arsehole Jersey Post w@nkers. I was still faced with the issue of the not-quite-closed OSF window, which a quick test with a watering can proved was not weathertight. This risked putting us RIGHT BACK WHERE WE HAD STARTED with a sodden carpet which would do wonders for my rapidly deteriorating mental health. I figured it would be possible to run 12 volts direct to the window motor, so it was off with the door trim (a strange two part affair on these cars, held* on by about a thousand robust* trim clips) to see what was what: Ah yes. The bottom two cables looked thicker, so in for a penny in for a pound I elected to just go right ahead and hook these up. I pulled the battery from the Renner 19: And since I really couldn't be bothered to hunt around the place in order to locate some suitable connections to crimp onto fresh cable of ample length, I shortened the job by borrowing some wires from my old Dukes of Hazzard musical air horns that have been sitting in the garage for a decade and a half, lifting the battery onto the faithful Kikstep, and VERY gingerly aiming the exposed terminal into the multi-connector: BZZZT!! Success. Will the footwell module be deemed beyond repair? Will it get lost in the post somewhere over the English Channel? Will I lose my sh!t completely and set fire to the car at last? Tune in next time to find out!! Timewaster, The Moog, Ghosty and 25 others 26 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 The suspense is killing me. mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Hunt Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 If you do get it sorted, I was gonna say ‘drive it like you stole it’ but it looks like the PO already done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 4/13/2021 at 9:36 AM, mk2_craig said: he took the Astra PLUS CASH against this tatty BINI. hope the missus is on permeant non headaches on date night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Already fragile engine with a turbo bolted to it AND a temperamental soft top. Fair play chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Good to see a MINI carrying on the proud tradition of BL heritage by letting in water and having wank electrics. I wouldn’t be surprised if it failed the next MoT for a rusty fucking subframe Timewaster, mk2_craig, NorthernMonkey and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Rocket Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 You poor soul! Did you try plugging that module back in after you'd cleaned the terminals? I'd be surprised if that and the new battery hadn't improved matters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sham Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 I mentioned in passing, to Mrs Sham, that I was 'half keeping an eye out' for a convertible for summer. She says 'What about a Mini?, They look nice'. I showed her this thread. Talbot, Supernaut, Matty and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted April 27, 2021 Author Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Rusty_Rocket said: Did you try plugging that module back in after you'd cleaned the terminals? I must confess the thought hadn't crossed my mind, I had pretty much already convinced myself that the module was suffering from some sort of voltage spike-induced amnesia and had latched into a state reversible only by someone who knew what they were doing. Seems a common enough episode so I was fairly sure what we were encountering would turn out to be the same thing. 46 minutes ago, Sham said: I showed her this thread. Great! When's collection? 2flags, Three Speed, Supernaut and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 I am truly sorry for posting this sneak peak. But....... garethj and NorthernMonkey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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