sierraman Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 20 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said: It's inevitable that Chris Cross gonna make you jump (with anger). Does it Ride like the Wind? Dan29, Unlucky Alf, AnnoyingPentium and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 12 hours ago, JJ0063 said: Tried to be as detailed as I could, FB doesn’t allow enough characters so mentioned in the advert that the full details are in the pics. Matey replies: Why do I fucking bother? Tell him to browse the pictures: ..... "Slide to the left" "Slide to the right" "Chris cross" "Cha cha real smooth" 😁 Tenmil Socket, AnnoyingPentium, Eyersey1234 and 10 others 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ0063 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv” literally a map on the advert GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 13 hours ago, stuboy said: to feed the spawn that swim in the pond of morons Tempting to place an ad along the lines “ car for sale, no more details. You have to guess where it is!” RoverFolkUs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 It's in Fife, m9. big_al_granvia, gm, Dave_Q and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobloseven Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 59 minutes ago, sierraman said: Does it Ride like the Wind? Is it located between the moon and New York City? inconsistant, sierraman, Dan29 and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 28 minutes ago, JJ0063 said: Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv” literally a map on the advert Jesus wept 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Rocket Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Is this Facebook? If so, I'm not surprised, I left that stinking cesspit of misery years ago. Ebay classified listing, with lots of detail like you put in the above ad, and I'm sure you'll sell it to someone that doesn't breathe through their mouth, or have tattoos on their hands. lesapandre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 55 minutes ago, JJ0063 said: Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv” literally a map on the advert "Where have I got to come to look at it" On my face. JJ0063, inconsistant, Tenmil Socket and 5 others 2 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ0063 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 14 minutes ago, Rusty_Rocket said: Is this Facebook? If so, I'm not surprised, I left that stinking cesspit of misery years ago. Ebay classified listing, with lots of detail like you put in the above ad, and I'm sure you'll sell it to someone that doesn't breathe through their mouth, or have tattoos on their hands. That’s the next step, I just thought I’d try FB as it’s free! I do however have tattoos on my hands I'm afraid. I’m basically scum. tom13, CGSB, Rusty_Rocket and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Rocket Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 You could put on a mitten? CGSB, tom13, iainrcz and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ0063 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Chris Cross is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 28 minutes ago, JJ0063 said: Chris Cross is back It would be worth sending this reply: I like my stuff knockin' (Knockin') I love it when the girlies be like jockin' (Jockin') The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C Yeah, you know me I got you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' pumpin' movin' all around, G In the mix, I made MC's step back They tried to step to the Mac then they got jacked To the back you'll be sportin' the gear; is that coincidental? Act like you know and don't be claiming that it's mental Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard And nuthin' fake and you can understand every word (Word, hahaha) As you listen to my cool, smooth melody The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P JJ0063, CaptainBoom and Eyersey1234 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 5 hours ago, motorpunk said: "Where have I got to come to look at it" It's outside. GrumpiusMaximus, AnnoyingPentium, chaseracer and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 46 minutes ago, JJ0063 said: Chris Cross is back Tell him you’re scrapping it… JJ0063 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Tenmil Socket said: Tell him you’re scrapping it… “ scraping it” surely? Fat_Pirate and Tenmil Socket 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said: It would be worth sending this reply: I like my stuff knockin' (Knockin') I love it when the girlies be like jockin' (Jockin') The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C Yeah, you know me I got you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' pumpin' movin' all around, G In the mix, I made MC's step back They tried to step to the Mac then they got jacked To the back you'll be sportin' the gear; is that coincidental? Act like you know and don't be claiming that it's mental Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard And nuthin' fake and you can understand every word (Word, hahaha) As you listen to my cool, smooth melody The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P What is that? It just looks like a jumble of words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 4 hours ago, JJ0063 said: Chris Cross is back Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Just fucking block him man, hes definitely a timewaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Ask him if that's the 'best that he can do'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 hours ago, sierraman said: What is that? It just looks like a jumble of words... Did you sleep through 1992? CGSB, catsinthewelder and wuvvum 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 27 minutes ago, Out Run said: Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on. No need for jeans, he’s a Minstrel Gigolo. MJK 24 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_al_granvia Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 10 hours ago, Supernaut said: It's in Fife, m9. its in renfrew m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 13 hours ago, Supernaut said: It's in Fife, m9. CAR IS IN FIFE Supernaut and GrumpiusMaximus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 minute ago, alcyonecorporation said: CAR IS IN FIFE How far is that from London? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Metal Guru said: How far is that from London? A musket and a drum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 24 minutes ago, Metal Guru said: How far is that from London? FIFE Supernaut and GrumpiusMaximus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 14 hours ago, JJ0063 said: Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv” literally a map on the advert "Where have I got to come to look at it" What sort of ridiculous use of words is that? It's like it's a chore for him and he'd be doing you a favour by coming to see it! I'd be saying there's fuck all you've got to do, it's entirely your choice! chaseracer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said: Did you sleep through 1992? Probably, I was six. Rust Collector and Rocket88 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Out Run said: Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on. To be fair, the original Kris Kross wore all of their clothes back to front Jump, Jump GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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