camryv6 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 15 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Not a motor, but I've listed a telly up on Gumtree. Been up 13 hours and no dozy cunt has phoned about it yet offering me a bag of quavers. Am I doing something wrong? 🤣 Have you tried swapping it for a broken x box ? AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Edit - not mine, pinched from online twosmoke300, lesapandre, iainrcz and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 16 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Not a motor, but I've listed a telly up on Gumtree. Been up 13 hours and no dozy cunt has phoned about it yet offering me a bag of quavers. Am I doing something wrong? 🤣 Say it's a smart TV and meet in the nearest supermarket car park - some dafty will buy it anyway [Warning; may be unethical] - 😂 Eyersey1234 and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 minute ago, RoverFolkUs said: Say it's a smart TV and meet in the nearest supermarket car park - some dafty will buy it anyway [Warning; may be unethical] - 😂 So I can turn a 14" CRT into a smart telly and tell them I'll let them pick it up at the Tesco in Auchinleck? 🤣 RoverFolkUs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said: And the daft fucker asked if you would do 4000 dollars not pounds RoverFolkUs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: So I can turn a 14" CRT into a smart telly and tell them I'll let them pick it up at the Tesco in Auchinleck? 🤣 Don't need to make it smart, if you tell someone it's smart they'll believe it... Because people aren't smart 😉 AnnoyingPentium and Carl1981 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eyersey1234 said: And the daft fucker asked if you would do 4000 dollars not pounds Ah should have said it's not a message I received, just saw it online. Had they acted as daft as that to me, they'd have received a suitably rude message in response 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: Ah should have said it's not a message I received, just saw it online. Had they acted as daft as that to me, they'd have received a suitably rude message in response 😂 Oh sorry I thought it was a message to you. They are still a daft fucker though RoverFolkUs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 A few years ago I was trying to sell my MG ZS 180 on eBay. I may have been a bit too honest in the ad about its various niggles but it was a pretty sound car, particularly for the amount I was asking for it. It also had six months MOT. So when I got back from the pub and saw a message from this bellend enthusiast, I didn't hold back. I blame the beer... Angrydicky, dome, Flat4 and 11 others 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, JayB said: A few years ago I was trying to sell my MG ZS 180 on eBay. I may have been a bit too honest in the ad about its various niggles but it was a pretty sound car, particularly for the amount I was asking for it. It also had six months MOT. So when I got back from the pub and saw a message from this bellend enthusiast, I didn't hold back. I blame the beer... Sounds fare fair to me 😉 95 quid Peugeot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 42 minutes ago, JayB said: A few years ago I was trying to sell my MG ZS 180 on eBay. I may have been a bit too honest in the ad about its various niggles but it was a pretty sound car, particularly for the amount I was asking for it. It also had six months MOT. So when I got back from the pub and saw a message from this bellend enthusiast, I didn't hold back. I blame the beer... Why do bums like this always have a ‘pitch’ that they have to rock up with first? Who apart from Michael Aspel gives a fuck about his car history? Eyersey1234, JayB, RoverFolkUs and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, JayB said: A few years ago I was trying to sell my MG ZS 180 on eBay. I may have been a bit too honest in the ad about its various niggles but it was a pretty sound car, particularly for the amount I was asking for it. It also had six months MOT. So when I got back from the pub and saw a message from this bellend enthusiast, I didn't hold back. I blame the beer... I don't get why some people feel the need to come in hell's blazing and start insulting the car "scruffy" "no sort after extras" (sort- ha!) in an attempt to bag the best price. Surely it pays to be polite and complimentary than to come across as an entitled dickhead!? Eyersey1234 and JayB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 If not a mouthful of sausages, this guy is talking like he's got a mouthful of hot mashed potato in an attempt to wind this person up over the pronunciation of Hyundai! mr_hyde_94_20220517_1.mp4 sierraman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 7 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: Say it's a smart TV and meet in the nearest supermarket car park - some dafty will buy it anyway [Warning; may be unethical] - 😂 RoverFolkUs and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 7 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: Don't need to make it smart, if you tell someone it's smart they'll believe it... Because people aren't smart 😉 You are right. The majority of the posts in this thread, scams aside, are because a considerable majority of the population is completely brain dead. Thinking is just too painful for them, so they don’t bother. lesapandre, Dyslexic Viking, AnnoyingPentium and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 How much are we betting on them being a genuine person? Dick Longbridge, Coprolalia, lesapandre and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auntiemaryscanary Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: How much are we betting on them being a genuine person? Who knows but like your phone mester! Eyersey1234 and AnnoyingPentium 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, auntiemaryscanary said: Who knows but like your phone mester! Thank you, £15 off the bay and an Asda SIM card. lesapandre and auntiemaryscanary 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: How much are we betting on them being a genuine person? All the signs are there. A cohesive message, with real life punctuation and actual manners. That'd definitely warrant a positive response if I was the seller. It's not difficult, is it? AnnoyingPentium and 95 quid Peugeot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, Crackers said: All the signs are there. A cohesive message, with real life punctuation and actual manners. That'd definitely warrant a positive response if I was the seller. It's not difficult, is it? I've messaged them back asking for them to ring me when possible to arrange details. I'm quite content with their message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Behind the scenes of most messages sent on FB Marketplace... 64fbacd0085d52b513cd7f84ed5d3923.mp4 sutty2006 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ0063 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cdt60sWIZtX9Q67x7QweHc2Th-bEfoJTs0Jf0g0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poweredbyhopealone Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, JJ0063 said: https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cdt60sWIZtX9Q67x7QweHc2Th-bEfoJTs0Jf0g0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Private account that, screenshot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 17/05/2022 at 11:08, sutty2006 said: No, I’m sorry but I disagree. Putting a car up for auction, saying it’s for sale elsewhere, but not allowing anyone to come and buy it is a cunts trick. They either want to sell it or auction it. either auction it off, or sell it on classified ad. It’s that simple. what the seller really wants is the bids to go higher than what they want for it. Who doesn’t? But going about it the wrong way makes them look cuntish. They put “for sale elsewhere” to cover them to pull the auction if bids don’t get high enough. Another way of saving money by not putting a “reserve” on it. I'm the seller, the other place it was for sale was on here, it never sold here because it wasn't sub £200. Have never pulled an auction. There was a reserve which it surpassed by about £1500. Jerzy Woking and sutty2006 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Guy and his missus came and got the telly. I'm £20 up and chuffed like hell. Yasssss. chaseracer and Eyersey1234 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 43 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Guy and his missus came and got the telly. I'm £20 up and chuffed like hell. Yasssss. Boring. You must be using a different Gumtree! Quite a surprise that aggressive haggling at the door didn't entail where they were bartering for half an hour to get it for £10.72 and a packet of quavers/wotsits/walkers.... (other confectionery choices also available) AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said: Boring. You must be using a different Gumtree! Quite a surprise that aggressive haggling at the door didn't entail where they were bartering for half an hour to get it for £10.72 and a packet of quavers/wotsits/walkers.... (other confectionery choices also available) Guy turned up in a lovely modern Peugeot, paid the £20 in cash, and carried the TV off with the remote in his pocket, feeling quite chuffed with himself. Only going to be lucky the once I reckon... quit while you're ahead and that. 😆 RoverFolkUs and Eyersey1234 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 5/18/2022 at 2:23 PM, AnnoyingPentium said: How much are we betting on them being a genuine person? Is that your daily? Eyersey1234 and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, Dick Longbridge said: Is that your daily? Currently not, but that could change in a wee while. My daily is a touch screen Samsung thingy, but with the prices of phone contracts and that, I think the Nokia will be picking up some ground here. Dick Longbridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Currently not, but that could change in a wee while. My daily is a touch screen Samsung thingy, but with the prices of phone contracts and that, I think the Nokia will be picking up some ground here. Lots of time here for old school Nokias although more as items of intrigue rather than useful pieces of equipment. I've still got my very first mobile stashed away in the cupboard - a Nokia 5110. Battery still lasts well! chaseracer, RoverFolkUs and AnnoyingPentium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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