Hogie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Agila said: These are amazing things for the money. I've just logged back in to mr2roc.org as it's been 4 years since I sold mine. I've got to say it's bloody tempting to buy. Nothing puts as big a smile on your face for less pounds. I was about to buy one 7 years ago.......I went to look at the car, it was red, facelift, not much history but priced right, being sold from an ok residential area. I was speaking with a guy who I thought was Michael ( he could have been going by another name, I cant remember), the owner of the car, a private sale. All our messages were signed off Michael, on the phone he responded to the name Michael. Anyhow I looked at the V5 and there is a different name on it......I think the address may have been different too. Ummmm Mike, WTF?? Anyhow he told me his story, he was an actor, Michael was his stage name, starting showing me some DVD's purporting to be films he'd played parts in, told me about a new film he was going to be in.....I'd never heard of him or these films before., Anyhow the alarm bells starting ringing, I think I said I needed to go for a coffee and have a think about it. I either rang him or txt him and said "not for me Mike, Joe, Billy..... all the best with the films" . Anyhow the wife told me I was gonna be a dad about 2 weeks after this....and that as they say was that......MR2 money became deposit on house money.... I do still want one but I have 4 cars in various states of repair at the moment, one would have to go first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherStu Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 23 hours ago, Hogie said: I just read your advert for that MR2.......the advert is so well written I was literally thinking which car can I sell quickly so I can buy this......unbelievable that is the level of offer on a keenly priced well described motor like that. Why thank you I actually wrote it with Roadster owners in mind - people who know what all the common faults are and that I've come across every single one 😂 Hogie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 On 21/08/2021 at 09:09, DodgyBastard said: I still can't tell if he was a complete fucktard or a troll. "Jock Stene" is a troll. Jock Stein was a Scotland and Celtic manager. Lisbon Lions and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 20 minutes ago, TheOtherStu said: Why thank you I actually wrote it with Roadster owners in mind - people who know what all the common faults are and that I've come across every single one 😂 Don't suppose you like fast Saab's? Saab's like this one. Now on a private plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherStu Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 16 minutes ago, Agila said: Don't suppose you like fast Saab's? Saab's like this one. Now on a private plate. If it had been an Estate, I would have done too! I need to sell this to buy the dog a new car. Agila 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 1 hour ago, TheOtherStu said: If it had been an Estate, I would have done too! I need to sell this to buy the dog a new car. Your dog can drive? They are clever. When did they pass their test? 🤣🤣 DodgyBastard and TheOtherStu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Passed first time Minimad5, anonymous user, Tenmil Socket and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 11 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said: Passed first time My MILs dog looked ill on the morning of its test, she asked it how it felt. It responded RUFF 🤣🤣 Twiggy and rainagain 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 21/08/2021 at 09:09, DodgyBastard said: Here's a recent one from the sale of my 305 What a wankstain. Yes, that's the famous "Minder" Capri that this clown definitely didn't find in a scrapyard and restore. I still can't tell if he was a com What a pain in the arse, his imagination is definitely more flourishing than his bank account, what a complete bullshitter. The worst thing part is his only intention was to just waste someone's time from the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmsguzzi Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Currently having the pleasure of dealing with this observant genius wuvvum, Dan_ZTT, mk2_craig and 10 others 4 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 18 minutes ago, jmsguzzi said: Currently having the pleasure of dealing with this observant genius We should get him on Mastermind, specialist subject.... Reading 🤣🤣🤣 AnnoyingPentium, dome and hennabm 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Some recent ones. sutty2006, dome, Angrydicky and 20 others 3 19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 I love and hate this thread in equal measures. It's funny, but depressing and means that I will probably never sell any of my cars for fears of having to communicate with such knob rots. mk2_craig, ProgRocker, Tenmil Socket and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 ‘What’s the lowest you’ll go?’ Fuck my life... Eyersey1234 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 44 minutes ago, Eyersey1234 said: We should get him on Mastermind, specialist subject.... Reading Is that where he's from? 🤣 woodbine, AnnoyingPentium and Eyersey1234 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, High Jetter said: Is that where he's from? 🤣 He's not sure. Never looked at the sign. jmsguzzi and Eyersey1234 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, sierraman said: ‘What’s the lowest you’ll go?’ Fuck my life... If/when the Fabia gets fired out of the Pentium fleet the first twit to ask that is getting blocked. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherStu Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 43 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: If/when the Fabia gets fired out of the Pentium fleet the first twit to ask that is getting blocked. 😆 Just put it in the advert. Then you can take the piss out of them. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmsguzzi Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, jmsguzzi said: Currently having the pleasure of dealing with this observant genius Dan_ZTT, sutty2006, stripped fred and 6 others 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Much Really, just that single word 'much'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 hours ago, jmsguzzi said: I think the genius is trying to say he wants to use it as a taxi but then the penny has dropped that a near 22 year old car might be a little too old. Out Run 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmsguzzi Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eyersey1234 said: I think the genius is trying to say he wants to use it as a taxi but then the penny has dropped that a near 22 year old car might be a little too old. A 22 year old petrol straight six that I’ve only ever been able to get max 26 mpg out of no less, perfect urban transport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 hours ago, Cavcraft said: Much Really, just that single word 'much'. Answer: 'enough'. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 AnnoyingPentium, Dan_ZTT, Fumbler and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 I once had an ironing board ( brand new),for sale on eBay £10. Postage would have been at least £15 , so I listed it as collect only. I sold that thing 5 times , to idiots who didn’t read the ad. I even got people buying it after I’d added , I’m in Scotland 400 miles from London , don’t buy unless you are going to collect in person. Even then I got “how much is the postage ?” messages, then kindly pointing out , they could get one in a shop cheaper! Exactly. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 I hate people... fucking wankstain. not my fucking problem. this last one really fucked me off, I hate people randomly turning up when I'm not there. Fucking arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 My favourite from those is ‘done car take back and its come back £700’, like he’d fucking rumbled you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 You are a magnet for roasters. DodgyBastard and loserone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 On 31/01/2022 at 15:45, sierraman said: ‘What’s the lowest you’ll go?’ "For 50p I will perform a sordid act on your Dog, and film it. Is that low enough?". This is why I cannot deal with the general public. Rust Collector, Matty, Crackers and 8 others 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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