Billy - Medhurst Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Used to be near me - Pictured back in the day for this very site in my spottings threads. LightBulbFun, RoadworkUK, timolloyd and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Fucking gopping. Where do I sign? Banger Kenny, R1152, mk2_craig and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 That is spectacularly awful. And I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 It genuinely is as if the design meeting for the Ford Pinto replacement went like "Right guys, this is the European Ford Escort. Our target is to make it look about 25% worse." HMC, GrumpiusMaximus, chodweaver and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
406V6 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Back in 1985 I had a couple of these as hire cars – one a Ford Escort and the other a Mercury Lynx which I think were both 1984 model year. Easily the worst new cars I’ve ever driven. Both had auto boxes – they were hire cars after all – and there was little power available for acceleration. When the A/C was on they struggled to move at all. The interior was horrible with wall to wall ugly coloured plastic – red in the case of the Escort I had. Utterly shit cars which should be avoided if you want to drive anywhere. Best left parked where you can just laugh at them A work colleague actually paid his own money for a 1985 model Escort with manual box and this was a lot better than the ones I had. The interior was more pleasant and it did at least accelerate reasonably. These were the days of the universal 55mph speed limit so they didn’t need to be fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 This appeared on eBay a few months ago: MorrisItalSLX, uk_senator, Tenmil Socket and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenson Velcro Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 11 minutes ago, Austat said: This appeared on eBay a few months ago: Pretty sure this is the one I used to see around Plymouth. The number plate is certainly correct for the area. Austat, mk2_craig and 500tops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Utterly seamless rear indicator installation there, looks like Ford put them there themselves. Low Horatio gearbox, face, Austat and 9 others 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said: Utterly seamless rear indicator installation there, looks like Ford put them there themselves. Other than the wheels, it's the only other curved thing on the car. Stands out a bloody mile. Mind you, the rest of the car is so awful that I didn't even notice at first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Horatio gearbox Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 5 hours ago, GrumpiusMaximus said: Other than the wheels, it's the only other curved thing on the car. Stands out a bloody mile. Mind you, the rest of the car is so awful that I didn't even notice at first... Missed the seamless integration of the 3rd hi level brake light. Make BLs recycling of parts look slick. A thing of striking shytness but the want is strong. Interestingly it isn't taxed currently but has mot till April this year so that's a good sign. GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Saw lots of these when I went on hols to the States of US as a car mad teenager in the 80s, and found them as confusing as everyone else here. In the 80s cars in the US were still completely different to what we had in the UK or I had seen in mainland Europe (other than Beetles and the odd Corolla or Datsun) so it was exciting seeing a car I recognised, but then weird having a closer look and finding out I didn’t. LightBulbFun, RoadworkUK and GrumpiusMaximus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Just to add, we visited relatives in Pittsburgh and she worked at Ford, so knowing I was car mad she took me round loads of dealerships and they showered me with brochures, which I still have in the loft. I’ve got them for the whole Ford range including the Mercury LN7/Ford EXP mentioned earlier, some are early 80s some are late 80s. Can’t remember exactly how the range went but there was Escort, EXP, Fairmont Futura, Granada, Mustang, Thunderbird and LTD Crown Victoria or some ostentatious bollocks like that. Also F150 series pick ups, Broncos and I think some Mercury and Buick brochures. I think I have some duplicates if anyone is interested in buying. Will dig out, photograph what I have and check for multiples. RoadworkUK, LightBulbFun, Amishtat and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 17, 2021 Author Share Posted January 17, 2021 Imagine picking an imported one up used and going to Halfords and asking for an indicator or something and trying to make the European Escort bits fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan_dyane Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 It’s such a shame that cars are almost the same everywhere these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 3 hours ago, inconsistant said: Just to add, we visited relatives in Pittsburgh and she worked at Ford, so knowing I was car mad she took me round loads of dealerships I did similar in Florida in '93 (and again in '95 and '98). In '93 I took them into school and role-played running an american dealership. Curiously it was around that time that the bullying really went up a gear. Conrad D. Conelrad, horriblemercedes and inconsistant 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Just read last part of the "Erika project" MK3 escort code name. It ended up being 1%! Parts share when it came to its replacement Mk5 the American versions where built on the Mazda 323 platform ( ford now having an approx quarter share in the company) & deciding they needed to seriously up their game (products & production process) if they were to fight the import market with any chance of success! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoftyvRS Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 1/16/2021 at 8:31 PM, wuvvum said: At one stage the 1.9 CVH engine in these was popular as a "big bore" upgrade to Mk4 Escorts in Europe. Indeed, Specialised Engines in Essex used to use them as the basis for many of their 1.9CVH engines. I had one in a S2 RS Turbo back in the late 1990's Bit of a parts bin special from memory, the engine was originally an 1848cc and with a slight overbore and new pistons (from a 2.3 Cologne engine I recall) the capacity went up to 1905cc. Was still as rough and ready as a normal 1.6CVH even with extra paid for lightening and balancing etc. They used a 1.6CVH sump and oil pump to make sure they fitted into the Mk2 XR2's, XR3i's and RS Turbos. The only thing was as the block was a smidge taller, the 1.6 cam belt tensioner had to have the slots elongated to ensure you had enough adjustment to tension it. warch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_senator Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 1/16/2021 at 2:07 PM, vulgalour said: They did a whole bunch of different wheels, one set has more than a hint of Toyota Celica about it until you look at it properly. They actually remind me of Fiat 131/132 Super/Sport rims.. Like Italian Rostyles.. I like them.. Mr Laurence, RoadworkUK, GrumpiusMaximus and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 1/17/2021 at 10:05 AM, Austat said: This appeared on eBay a few months ago: The first picture makes me think Escort meets mk2 Cavalier. The second picture makes me thinking weird scale Ford Country Squire These things are horrid. I want to try one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 They do have a bit of a Holden Commodore vibe about them. GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madman Of The People Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Some of you with long memories may recall I once owned a Septic-spec Scrote saloon. I even made a thread about it.... I kept it a few months before the car shat itself in glorious fashion. A dropped valve seal in number four cylinder (a common CVH malady) consigned the Escort to shite car heaven. GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthonyG Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 These were really popular Stateside in their first few years, particularly as GM only had the Chevette based models as competition, and Chrysler the Horizon. Between 81 and 85 the Escort was in the top three best sellers easily. After the mid 80s the Japanese started their domination of this sector with the Corolla and Civic, and the Yanks slowly started to give up. Conversely, the EXP was a bit of a damp squib and didn’t last very long. I bet a 2.3 engined Mustang wasn’t that much more expensive, particularly once a eager salesman got his teeth into the prospective buyer! Pretty sure the USAF used these as run-around cars on their bases, they had a thing for Fords at the time and the larger Fairmont was officer level transport. Both were painted a dull mid-blue so easily identifiable off-base. Datsuncog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 US Escorts were the base of two electric cars. Firstly I bring you the Jet Electrica The Jet Electrica was originally manufactured by Jet Industries of Austin, TX, which produced about 3,000 EV conversions while they were in business. Most Jets were based on Ford Escort and Mercury Lynx chassis purchased new as from FoMoCo as "gliders" (body and chassis without engines). To convert the Escort to electric, Jet mated a Prestolite 96v traction motor to the original Ford transaxle, fabricated battery boxes front and rear, and added a speed controller and an on-board battery charger. Then there was the EVcort. EVcort The EVcort was an experimental electric car produced from 1981 to 1994 by Electric Vehicle Associates of Cleveland OH and later by Soleq Corp. of Chicago IL.[1] It consisted of a stock body and transmission from the Ford Escort, refitted with an electric propulsion system, every component of which was engineered and manufactured specifically for the car. It incorporated features such as regenerative braking and a multistep charging algorithm, that are common on modern electric vehicles but were quite innovative at the time. The intent was to produce a practical alternative-fueled vehicle with performance comparable to gasoline-powered cars, but like many electric vehicles of that era, the EVcort proved far too expensive to be commercially viable. Nevertheless, the it was used extensively by a variety of institutions for electric vehicle demonstration and testing programs. (Wikipedia) Mr Laurence, LightBulbFun, andy18s and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madman Of The People Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 I one test drove a 3 door 1986 Escort that looked like this one, but in white... It took me less than the length of a football pitch for me to fully appreciate how bad it was, so I turned round in the middle of the road and drove it straight back to the dealer! As I handed back the keys to the salesman, I just shook my head and said "No." GrumpiusMaximus and Low Horatio gearbox 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 I don't know if I get a 'good grade' merit, for paying extra attention in class... But... If you watch the movie 'Plain Clothes', 1988. <yes, I did, thisevening> you will see a Red 'looks like an XR3i' septic Scrote, screeching tyres as pimpled yoof exit the school parking lot... Around 3/4 way through film. *no, its not a film listed on Imdb cars. Even with the Plague >>> "I must get out more!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 17/01/2021 at 09:05, RoadworkUK said: It genuinely is as if the design meeting for the Ford Pinto replacement went like "Right guys, this is the European Ford Escort. Our target is to make it look about 25% worse." They over-achieved. RoadworkUK, RayMK, inconsistant and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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