MikeR Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 16 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: Don't worry, let's have everyone wait for you while you leave the cycle lane completely unused 👍 🤣 the local bone heads in the council are upgrading an EXISTING cycle track past an airfield , it presently consists of a old tarmacd path in quite good condition with a grass verge thats used by the occaisonal bike/ped /broken down car . thats all gone , will now be a cycle path , foot path , kerbs , no grass and a million notes plashed on it ..... so not only will we have twonks like this ignoring it , part of it will also get dug up soon so a new build estate can can have access ... a million notes could of gone a long way helping out in other ways , and dont forget our councils are always hard up , rates up etc myglaren and RoverFolkUs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 1 hour ago, MikeR said: the local bone heads in the council are upgrading an EXISTING cycle track past an airfield , it presently consists of a old tarmacd path in quite good condition with a grass verge thats used by the occaisonal bike/ped /broken down car . thats all gone , will now be a cycle path , foot path , kerbs , no grass and a million notes plashed on it ..... so not only will we have twonks like this ignoring it , part of it will also get dug up soon so a new build estate can can have access ... a million notes could of gone a long way helping out in other ways , and dont forget our councils are always hard up , rates up etc My local council spent ages erecting bus stops for a new business park, they were never used and bulldozed a few months later when they decided to turn that stretch of road near said business park into a dual carriageway 🤦 myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 That looks like a very nice cycle path but considering how bad most of them are I'm not that surprised that they haven't followed the signs onto it. Or they might be in the small minority of cyclists and be a complete arsehole. If so then hopefully they'll run into one of the similar types that drives and the pair can beat each other to death. timolloyd and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 For those who think life is shit, especially post Covids. Should watch this. God that is depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 23 hours ago, Metal Guru said: I’m sure it was here well before we were told. I’ve not had covid but in Jan 2020 I had all the symptoms as did many peopleI know. None of us had ever been to China. Just assumed it was a normal winter bug. I don't think it was actually identified until 31/12/2019 so I don't think that there was anyone to know or tell us that soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 3 hours ago, warch said: Likewise, I noticed it because my old boss who never ever took a day off sick was off for over a week with it. Covid type viruses have existed forever. SARS in 2002 was one iirc. One interesting fallout of the authoritarian style of government and media was the rise of the conspiracy theorist. A bloke I know started off as a common or garden anti vaxxer but has graduated to much more advanced theories, the so called war in Ukraine, 911, lizards in Buck Palace etc. That's an interesting observation. You could be right about that. I've also spoken to people who never seemed to be interested in conspiracies but in the last few years have become very interested. Of course, the thing they have in common is a low level of education and corresponding poor critical thinking and articulation GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Selling some bicycle bits on ebay, haven't sold anything on ebay for a long time and now I remember why... auction hasn't been running for 5 hours yet and I've already had a gauntlet of chancers, lowballers and weirdos messaging me and making offers and being abusive when they're turned down. Such a hostile environment for selling things these days. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 So 7am I checked in for flight and it went ok until I noticed on the boarding pass the seat had changed That's fair enuff but I've specifically asked the fat bassa seat and £££ They were told this as the change was in the same block just a normal seat Ok can I have a refund cos the seat is now normal Erm you'll have to tell reservations and they deal with it They also didn't tell me why - found from the desk they've changed planes Wouldn't have minded as they had 12 hours with 3 hours to go to mail me etc Got to airport as they then just contacted me from 3 hours ago please give more details I just told them the desk sorted it Ironically it's the same seat I was in on the way here- plane can't be much different then Not funny when it's along haul you can't just wait an hour and hop the next one ( looking at you Oman air) Can Haz pecan pie which surprisingly TSA didn't take any notice if is that cos America Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back_For_More Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Solder purloined purchased and key fiddled with..... Looks OK. It sync'd up so that's a step forward... All hail the silver joint king.... Until he found the battery completely fubar'd 🤬 Thought I was heading for grin thread but it's toast.... So BMW is still immobile - for now Vantman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesWeldedShut Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Soundwave said: Selling some bicycle bits on ebay, haven't sold anything on ebay for a long time and now I remember why... auction hasn't been running for 5 hours yet and I've already had a gauntlet of chancers, lowballers and weirdos messaging me and making offers and being abusive when they're turned down. Such a hostile environment for selling things these days. My wife has just spent a happy* couple of hours listing stuff on eBay after a few years 'off'. Made her grumpy, made me grumpy. She's now in the same boat as you - looks like FleaBay has descended into the same sort of pit as FB Marketplace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMotor Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Discovered a drip of rust killing acid in the eye is very effective at making you grumpy as fuck. Typical, wore goggles all day too. Just nipped me when I wasn't. MiniMinorMk3, Remspoor, Rust Collector and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 21 hours ago, Metal Guru said: But he’s a PROPER cyclist , don’t you understand? Nope. Where are the constant flashing front & rear strobes that distract every other road user in 500m? horriblemercedes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 6:03 - When people [Yaris driver - 6:03] just cant accept when they're wrong... Typical post-lockdown encounter. These people seem to have multiplied in numbers over the past few years Pretty poor hazard perception from the cam driver though... Not a good place to overtake at such speed, with the cyclist and numerous surrounding pedestrians and the Yaris being a big developing hazard... myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 8 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: 6:03 - When people [Yaris driver - 6:03] just cant accept when they're wrong... Typical post-lockdown encounter. These people seem to have multiplied in numbers over the past few years Pretty poor hazard perception from the cam driver though... Not a good place to overtake at such speed, with the cyclist and numerous surrounding pedestrians and the Yaris being a big developing hazard... It just highlights to me why I don’t like driving anywhere, 50% just shouldn’t be on the road. A ban should be easier to hand out for cock ups on the road, like that BMW driving on the wrong side of the road would a 3 year ban and 6 x monthly wage fine be unreasonable? Happily though it is all mostly the same culprits in Audis, Yaris and Fisher Price SUVs so it does make it easier out on the road to identify potential Darwin Award candidates. RoverFolkUs, myglaren and AnnoyingPentium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Remedial dentist trip 1 of 3 complete. Anaesthetic now definitely starting to wear off and I'm very much feeling as though I've been punched in the face rather hard. Going to go hide in a dark corner for a couple of hours now. Soundwave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 17 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said: My wife has just spent a happy* couple of hours listing stuff on eBay after a few years 'off'. Made her grumpy, made me grumpy. She's now in the same boat as you - looks like FleaBay has descended into the same sort of pit as FB Marketplace It's bizarre. I'm STILL getting offers that are about half the current bid - and they make out that they're doing ME a favour. They really do seem to occupy an alternative reality. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairkens Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Nothing like whacking your shin on a tow bar to help you think up new swear words🤬 myglaren, RoverFolkUs and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Well, this was Pirtek. mercedade and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Fuck me one of my clients is a complete arsehole. Spent all last week near Glasgow, on site, doing work-ish type things. Client caused me all manner of delays and come friday we'd done the install, but it wasn't tested or commissioned. Tough shit from my point of view... you cause delays, we'll have to come back. When we can. Except he's shouted and screamed and generally had a toddler-esque meltdown that we've not been back to site IMMEDIATELY to sort out his shit and finish the job. Personally, I thought being able to be back on site a week later was pretty good. Nope, not good enough for Mr.FuckingArrogant. Irritatingly, we've a lot of work riding on the back of this, so having only just come back from Scotland, as of tomorrow evening, I'm driving back up there again. Fucksssakes. I know I like Scotland, but I really wasn't expecting to be back there again QUITE so soon! loserone, Coprolalia, myglaren and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, dozeydustman said: Well, this was Pirtek. try both of these, very local to you RITE NAO https://hyphose.co.uk/ - Unit 3 The Warrior Business Centre, Fitzherbert Rd, Farlington, Portsmouth PO6 1TX https://hydraquip.co.uk/ - Skill Centre, Unit 3B, Block A, Limberline Spur, Portsmouth PO3 5LF Back_For_More and dozeydustman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Stanky said: try both of these, very local to you RITE NAO https://hyphose.co.uk/ - Unit 3 The Warrior Business Centre, Fitzherbert Rd, Farlington, Portsmouth PO6 1TX https://hydraquip.co.uk/ - Skill Centre, Unit 3B, Block A, Limberline Spur, Portsmouth PO3 5LF Found them. They moved round 3 and hadn’t updated their website. Thankfully they can do it and should be done tomorrow. Back_For_More, Stanky, Rust Collector and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Just now, dozeydustman said: Found them. They moved round 3 and hadn’t updated their website. Thankfully they can do it and should be done tomorrow. Ah, phew! well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 My local Pirtek were great , my mate has also used them since they moved to creepy Crawley and apparently now they are shit , won't make anything 😕 , hope you get it sorted 🤞 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Idiot sister bitches to Ma screen wash isn't working on her juke-o-doom, and Ma volunteers I will 'look at it' instead of telling her google a garage then. There is a tiny trickle coming out of the jets. Found a connector in the pipe, and it blasts from there. Hmm, going to be the combo splitter non return valve I can see under the plastic but can't get to without taking everything out. Eventually got it out by jamming fingers painfully where there isn't space. It is indeed fucked. Went round every parts place in town who all have choice of 4mm or 6mm t pieces, and the bastard is 5mm. Took a 6mm and managed to get the pipes on with persuasion. Put the bastard thing back together, and voila, screen wash working. Idiot comes out, and I say it's done. She thanks me profusely bitches that it's been a long time, and the car has more important problems that need fixing than the screen wash. When am I going to fit a new exhaust? How about Tuesday the 3rd of Get to fuck? Does that work for you? Asked Ma why was I volunteered* for this shit, and Ma wanted it done as idiot's answer to no screen wash is lower the window on the motorway and lean out with a can of de-icier to clean the screen. AnnoyingPentium, Datsuncog, Rust Collector and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort1977 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 An oldie, but a goody. Fucking Kwik Fit. Needed new tyres on the modern for the upcoming MOT. Also needed to work, solution use Kwik Fit near my work. Dropped off car, 600 quids worth of tyres fitted. Picked it up, correct tyres at least, but bastards too lazy to even wipe the wheels over so dirt and lubricant all over them. Not to worry. Just went to get a wheel off to change a drop link and the fucking wankers have done the bolts up with a windy gun, now broken the locking wheel nut. 20 quid, three days delivery up here, going on holiday on Friday and running out of 10 day retest. Arrrgh. This is on top of all the joy of trying to find the correct drop links for this shitty fucking panzerwagen. I can truly see the appeal of some crappy brand new appliance on the never-never. AnnoyingPentium, myglaren and RoverFolkUs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 4 hours ago, dozeydustman said: Well, this was Pirtek. Strange, still showing as open on Google. Maybe give Soton a ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 hour ago, jakebullet said: Idiot sister bitches to Ma screen wash isn't working on her juke-o-doom, and Ma volunteers I will 'look at it' instead of telling her google a garage then. There is a tiny trickle coming out of the jets. Found a connector in the pipe, and it blasts from there. Hmm, going to be the combo splitter non return valve I can see under the plastic but can't get to without taking everything out. Eventually got it out by jamming fingers painfully where there isn't space. It is indeed fucked. Went round every parts place in town who all have choice of 4mm or 6mm t pieces, and the bastard is 5mm. Took a 6mm and managed to get the pipes on with persuasion. Put the bastard thing back together, and voila, screen wash working. Idiot comes out, and I say it's done. She thanks me profusely bitches that it's been a long time, and the car has more important problems that need fixing than the screen wash. When am I going to fit a new exhaust? How about Tuesday the 3rd of Get to fuck? Does that work for you? Asked Ma why was I volunteered* for this shit, and Ma wanted it done as idiot's answer to no screen wash is lower the window on the motorway and lean out with a can of de-icier to clean the screen. If my sister treated me like that, she'd get the shit kicked out of her. Isn't this the same person who once ran you over? GMcD and cobblers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Let me Google that for you... Lacquer Peel, Leyland Worldmaster and cobblers 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMcD Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 2 hours ago, jakebullet said: Idiot sister bitches to Ma screen wash isn't working on her juke-o-doom, and Ma volunteers I will 'look at it' instead of telling her google a garage then. There is a tiny trickle coming out of the jets. Found a connector in the pipe, and it blasts from there. Hmm, going to be the combo splitter non return valve I can see under the plastic but can't get to without taking everything out. Eventually got it out by jamming fingers painfully where there isn't space. It is indeed fucked. Went round every parts place in town who all have choice of 4mm or 6mm t pieces, and the bastard is 5mm. Took a 6mm and managed to get the pipes on with persuasion. Put the bastard thing back together, and voila, screen wash working. Idiot comes out, and I say it's done. She thanks me profusely bitches that it's been a long time, and the car has more important problems that need fixing than the screen wash. When am I going to fit a new exhaust? How about Tuesday the 3rd of Get to fuck? Does that work for you? Asked Ma why was I volunteered* for this shit, and Ma wanted it done as idiot's answer to no screen wash is lower the window on the motorway and lean out with a can of de-icier to clean the screen. Man, I'd tell the pair of them to sook a shite. Your sister sounds like a piece of work and your mum should really know better than to volunteer you for stuff. Knock that shit on the head. If your sister wants to act like a dangerous tit, then that's completely on her and not you. myglaren, cobblers and Tenmil Socket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 5 hours ago, fairkens said: Nothing like whacking your shin on a tow bar to help you think up new swear words🤬 I feel your pain.. I was using a strut spreader tool this morning and stupidly decided to use the electric gun slowly on it, it jumped out and spun round and hammered my finger into the lower arm.. nice broken nail to show for it. Don't worry I'll spare you all of a graphic photo AnnoyingPentium, Rust Collector, Dyslexic Viking and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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